I don't disagree with you, but if you showed a photo of a woman to five different guys, I'm quite sure you will get at least two or three different descriptions. Not all five would be identical. It depends on a person's background and experiences. If a guy is only used to seeing rail thin 90 pound spinners he would think someone like Carrie is voluptuous. If a guy is used to seeing big-boned Latinas, he would describe her differently as well.
I agree that things should be factual, and no one should ever purposely mislead anyone about appearances or service. Having said that however, everything, and I mean everything, about this hobby is subjective, with the person writing the review and with the person reading it as well.