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Review: Yoko the Adorable Japamazon @ RS8

BrettKavanaugh

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Title: Review: Yoko the Adorable Japamazon @ RS8
Date: Oct 11, 2023
Phone: 929-676-6606
City: ny
State: ny
Location: I've got several options for wordplay on Eataly....
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 360
Nationality: Japanese
Age Estimate: mid-late 20s
Physical Description: That's the title, isn't it?

Recommendation: Yes
 

Blixen

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Nice review, with your usual insightful metaphors and turns of phrase… though I’ll never use the word ‘quartile’ in any of my reviews.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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For booty, on a straight size basis, Carrie NYCSE wins. But she has a much, much heavier build than Yoko.
Really? I stand corrected. I have no memory of Carrie's portfolio. Was it accurate and illustrative of her oshiri?

In that case, let's construct an alternative metric that somehow combines classic ass-waist ratio (Yoko's is great. Might be top decile for me, not just quartile) with the ratio of HER ass to YOUR waist/pelvis.

Does Yoko win now?
 

cher_cheri

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Really? I stand corrected. I have no memory of Carrie's portfolio. Was it accurate and illustrative of her oshiri?

In that case, let's construct an alternative metric that somehow combines classic ass-waist ratio (Yoko's is great. Might be top decile for me, not just quartile) with the ratio of HER ass to YOUR waist/pelvis.

Does Yoko win now?
Oh, Yoko wins, not even close. Her ass-waist ratio is amazing.
 

Lonelyguy1998

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I asked MMS if I could see Yoko again yesterday (Thursday) and her first available time was 10pm. She suggested to book for the next day right away because the available time slots are decreasing by the minute. I opted to see Nagi instead. Very nice by the way.
 

beatnik

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FYI, Bella/Misty worked the rooms for a hot second. Imo, Yoko > Bella in the sack so I don’t think you missed out. Also, Bella has MM boobs (not sure if that’s your cup of tea).

But anyway, great review to read as always.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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FYI, Bella/Misty worked the rooms for a hot second.
So you're saying there's a chance! (Where/when was this? At RS8?)

Imo, Yoko > Bella in the sack so I don’t think you missed out.
No no no! You don't understand. Bella and I were meant for each other. (Also, who says this is a question of either or? I want Bella in addition to all the non-MMS working girls).

Also, Bella has MM boobs (not sure if that’s your cup of tea).
I feel like maybe, possibly, you're not familiar with my work.
https://ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/judge-ks-compendium-of-top-40-80-asian-boobs.31320/

Or

https://ampreviews.net/index.php?th...anacca-bks-all-time-all-around-top-88.127491/

6 out of my top 7 girls on the all-time all-around list had massive MMs. I drink both kinds of tea, but usually in larger cups.
 

beatnik

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I’m familiar with your work, just not well-versed.

I saw her at NYCSE early this year? I’m unable to state with any degree of accuracy…

That’s why I’m trying to be more diligent and expeditious with my reviewing. Can’t remember shit.

And you’re right, doesn’t have to be either or. I’m definitely not one to interfere with true love.
 
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