Seriously, it’s been a signature move of mine for decades. Started with a sex crazed GF 25 years ago in Bay Ridge. I was waiting on line is ShopRite in Little Falls and (fake) leather, braided belts were on sale cheap. I forget the price, it was a three-fer special so I picked up three on my way to Brooklyn. One around her waist, one tying her hands behind her back and one around her neck. It has to be braided so that it’s infinitely adjustable. I bent her over the couch in doggy grabbing the ones around her waist and neck. She made me promise NOT to stop unless she used the safe word. What a trooper. Note to JLM & X-ray: it’s not disrespecting women or misogyny if it’s their idea and they love it. It’s just fucking hot!!!
So while dog may be man’s best friend, the leather braided belt is surely woman’s.