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Review: Y&L - YoYo’s Dirty little Secret

Ulikeit

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How did you bring the belt in?
It took months of planning with multiple nefarious black ops personnel including ex navy seals, and KGB. They concluded that it had an extremely low probability of success and recommended that I abort the mission. At that point I took matters into my own hands, literally, and just wore the damn thing in. It had the added benefit of holding up my pants. ;)
 

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It took months of planning with multiple nefarious black ops personnel including ex navy seals, and KGB. They concluded that it had an extremely low probability of success and recommended that I abort the mission. At that point I took matters into my own hands, literally, and just wore the damn thing in. It had the added benefit of holding up my pants. ;)
Lmaof
 

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It took months of planning with multiple nefarious black ops personnel including ex navy seals, and KGB. They concluded that it had an extremely low probability of success and recommended that I abort the mission. At that point I took matters into my own hands, literally, and just wore the damn thing in. It had the added benefit of holding up my pants. ;)
I saw that braided belt sales have increased exponentially since your post. Thanks for doing your share to boost the economy!
 

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I saw that braided belt sales have increased exponentially since your post. Thanks for doing your share to boost the economy!
Seriously, it’s been a signature move of mine for decades. Started with a sex crazed GF 25 years ago in Bay Ridge. I was waiting on line is ShopRite in Little Falls and (fake) leather, braided belts were on sale cheap. I forget the price, it was a three-fer special so I picked up three on my way to Brooklyn. One around her waist, one tying her hands behind her back and one around her neck. It has to be braided so that it’s infinitely adjustable. I bent her over the couch in doggy grabbing the ones around her waist and neck. She made me promise NOT to stop unless she used the safe word. What a trooper. Note to JLM & X-ray: it’s not disrespecting women or misogyny if it’s their idea and they love it. It’s just fucking hot!!!

So while dog may be man’s best friend, the leather braided belt is surely woman’s.
 

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Seriously, it’s been a signature move of mine for decades. Started with a sex crazed GF 25 years ago in Bay Ridge. I was waiting on line is ShopRite in Little Falls and (fake) leather, braided belts were on sale cheap. I forget the price, it was a three-fer special so I picked up three on my way to Brooklyn. One around her waist, one tying her hands behind her back and one around her neck. It has to be braided so that it’s infinitely adjustable. I bent her over the couch in doggy grabbing the ones around her waist and neck. She made me promise NOT to stop unless she used the safe word. What a trooper. Note to JLM & X-ray: it’s not disrespecting women or misogyny if it’s their idea and they love it. It’s just fucking hot!!!

So while dog may be man’s best friend, the leather braided belt is surely woman’s.
How the hell did you get yoyo to agree to you using that?! I haven’t even been able to crack Fs with her. She gave me the biggest bs, “that’s for marriage”. This was months ago since then I haven’t gone back it’s a waste of time but I was always so attracted to her. I feel like going to Anna and telling her I want that is gonna make it feel forced and I rather just pass
 

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How the hell did you get yoyo to agree to you using that?! I haven’t even been able to crack Fs with her. She gave me the biggest bs, “that’s for marriage”. This was months ago since then I haven’t gone back it’s a waste of time but I was always so attracted to her. I feel like going to Anna and telling her I want that is gonna make it feel forced and I rather just pass
Didn’t ask. Just grabbed it from my pants hanging on the hook and wrapped it around her waist. She got nervous at first thinking I was trying to record her. For some reason she is paranoid that I will record her. She always makes sure to cover my clothes with the white sheet by the door. I usually joke with her don’t worry the camera’s up there and point to the ceiling as she laughs nervously. I think she was so relieved I wasn’t grabbing a camera that she just went with it and took the extra hard pounding.
 

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And btw just want to make it clear. I never did anything to make her think I would try to record her. My phone is always face down on the counter etc. it’s just her paranoia. I wonder if she does that to others. Covers their hanging clothes with the sheet. Weird shit.
 

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Sheets to cover up has several purposes. Like muffling an audio recording, or keeping your belongings ’under wraps’. I’ve had it done maybe twice at different AMPs.
 

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Now I regret passing this place up for other options lol
I doubt you’re missing much. So pass it up as you may need to frequent enough to build rapport and isn’t worth it. Yeah, all this talk has me wondering how or why I missed on all the festivities but it’s more in my head than enough to get a ride outta me to go back.
 

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Again, def better performance elsewhere but I do appreciate the more “innocent” ones for lack of a better word. My math could be off but she works 3 days a week and my estimate is 2 FS max per day. So in a week she does as many guys as one day at a FS factory. Plus they work 6 days a week. Exponentially more “pure” than providers at Passaic or Stone or Red Rose or …
 

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The place is nasty, Anna give a great massage thats it. Once you have seen those oversized droopy tits and sucked on those nipples no reason to go back. Met Yoyo twice and declined doing anything with her. She is decent looking but I am not going to go there several times just to get a weak CBJ. This place is done. Anna is constantly trying to upsell everything asking for more money, bring in another girl etc. More money for what? Shitty service? No thank you. move on.
 
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