Review: Well, Hello Dolly @ DDY

[cher_cheri]

Title: Review: Well, Hello Dolly @ DDY
Date: Sep 28, 2023
Phone: 929-329-7773
City: NYC
State: NY
Location: Chelsea-ish
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $340/h
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 30
Physical Description: Asian size large, medium build, medium top, attractive face

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Do y'all remember when some public art group put out like 80 cows in various public spaces around the city and invited various artists to paint them, each in their own distinctive style?

I think that's the better analogy here. No need to be anxious.

Slightly surprised you would go for the obvious title this time - you've resisted the urge before. I forget who that was. But certainly well executed with the "looking swell" part. Since I am uncouth I might have replaced "looking" with "fucking". But we all paint the cow differently.

Anyway both gerunds are indeed swell with Dolly, and she's a total freakin' sweetheart to boot. Definitely regular material. Dolly is where are venn diagrams overlap. But she should be great even for the blokes who've never been south of the clouds. Hello!

 

[mccovey]

I guess Louis isn’t the only fan of Dolly !

 

[cher_cheri]

Do y'all remember when some public art group put out like 80 cows in various public spaces around the city and invited various artists to paint them, each in their own distinctive style?

I think that's the better analogy here. No need to be anxious.

Slightly surprised you would go for the obvious title this time - you've resisted the urge before. I forget who that was. But certainly well executed with the "looking swell" part. Since I am uncouth I might have replaced "looking" with "fucking". But we all paint the cow differently.

Anyway both gerunds are indeed swell with Dolly, and she's a total freakin' sweetheart to boot. Definitely regular material. Dolly is where are venn diagrams overlap. But she should be great even for the blokes who've never been south of the clouds. Hello!

Yeah, it's obvious, but I really love the Louis Armstrong version. Not so much the Bette Midler version. I may be too straight for Bette Midler.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

ugh. weird brain hemispheres not talking to each other moment. "our venn diagrams". Not "are venn diagrams."

in retrospect, some great lyrics in Hello Dolly. Much better suited for this return engagement than for her first appearance.

so nice to have you back where you belong...
you're still glowin...
we feel the room swayin.....
find her an empty lap, fellas....

Hope she never goes away again.

But what the heck was "find her a vacant knee, fellas" all about? That sounds way too kinky for me.

 

[Phoenix319]

I absolutely LOVE reading reviews from you Cher Cheri as well as Brett Kavanaugh. The literary notes leap off the pages when you write and it's extremely appreciated.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

She kept trying to tickle me too...which backfired because she is very ticklish.

 

[beatnik]

Fucking hell, what a review.

Ski-jump shape…what a visual.

Thanks for the good read.

 

[cher_cheri]

I absolutely LOVE reading reviews from you Cher Cheri as well as Brett Kavanaugh. The literary notes leap off the pages when you write and it's extremely appreciated.

I'm blushing now. Usually that only happens right after I climax.