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Review: Union Foot Massage

sxpm

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Title: Review: Union Foot Massage
Date: Oct 6, 2021
Phone: 7328522514
City: Middletown, they say.
State: NJ
Location: Strip off hwy
Age Estimate: 26
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Cute face. Strong arms. That’s all that matters this time around.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Rapid1

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Been going here since they opened a few times a month. Always enjoyable. I miss Emma. She was great. Saw Lucy a few weeks ago. Worth a repeat visit. Curious who you mentioned on your way out?
 

sxpm

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Been going here since they opened a few times a month. Always enjoyable. I miss Emma. She was great. Saw Lucy a few weeks ago. Worth a repeat visit. Curious who you mentioned on your way out?
I called from my car to inquire…”quick question, I just want to make sure I had my masseuse’s name correctly…was it…Judy?” Phone disconnected. I waited. I wasn’t going to call back. Waited. Waited. Nothing, so I started backing out of the parking spot. Phone rings. Blocked ID.

“Hi. Yes, we got disconnected. Uh-huh. Great. Thank you. Oh, and by the way, there’s a nice lady giving a foot massage right now as I was leaving, may I trouble you for her name…? Oh, great. Thank you. Yes, you, too. Bye Bye.”
 

sxpm

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I was just corrected by another, not Judy, Lucy - was my masseuse. My aunt’s name is Judy. Freudian trip.
 

sxpm

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There is no Judy. HF standard. I’ve tipped $20 without being pissed off and dropping it on the table as I don’t look back. Here, generous.
 

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Title: Review: Union Foot Massage
Date: Oct 6, 2021
Phone: 7328522514
City: Middletown, they say.
State: NJ
Location: Strip off hwy
Age Estimate: 26
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Cute face. Strong arms. That’s all that matters this time around.

Recommendation: Yes
Been here a few times in the past. Haven’t gone in months, I’m sure there’s a new lineup.
 
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