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Review: The Relaxinator

thekingofafk

Registered Member
Messages: 458
Reviews: 16
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#6
I think she wrote this review...
lol, I've been on here for a while, if you check my name and search for prior reviews you'll see I'm not a woman smh
A few of you have been privately asking me for her rate, I didn't post it in the review solely because of the multiple changes going on with this site as far as what can be said and what can't; I'd like to keep my acct. The rate I paid is the same she quotes on her ad(s) or whatever she responds to if you contact her. I found it to be really reasonable and she has a summer special going on.
 

AssViolator

Review Contributor
Messages: 132
Reviews: 5
Joined
#10
You failed to mention that shes apple shaped round morbidly obese with the gut the size of Alaska which makes her look 12 months pregnant. Oh and her legs are sticks compared to her midsection. She's also like 4'9". One thing she does have is nice textured tits.
 

AssViolator

Review Contributor
Messages: 132
Reviews: 5
Joined
#11
I’ve noticed a lot of bbw have relatively muscular legs. I also noticed when leave NYC and travel around to places where folks walk less and drive more, not so much. So I guess carrying that belly around is a good leg workout.
Yes bottom heavy BBWs with thick thighs tend to have thick strong legs. She is NOT one of these. She's mid heavy (extremely) and her legs are average if not thinner.
 

Bit

Bit
Messages: 1,361
Reviews: 51
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#14
Some guys are into BBWs, or the extra effort they put into the service, or both. If you are looking for a "thick" provider and not a 'BBW" provider, she won't be your cup of tea.

It is helpful when they post accurate or at least representative pictures. Not ones that are way off or of their former self.
 

Johns1980

Registered Member
Messages: 65
Reviews: 2
Joined
#15
It's amazing the different perspectives on thick and bbw around here. Well with this one I almost went for it..I mean nude and cheap as heck.. but when I saw many different pics from different sites I made a hard hail Mary pass.
 

backhurt88

Registered Member
Messages: 126
Reviews: 8
Joined
#16
I met this provider in person once at a local park while walking dogs. I overheard from someone she gives massages as goes by that name mentioned. She wasn’t exactly a looker and couldn’t believe people would pay for such a thing from her. This was over 10 years ago. Unless she aged fine like wine I can’t imagine she got better with time.
 
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