Review: Swan Spa - Lucy

[1TrueGent]

Title: Review: Swan Spa - Lucy
Date: Feb 11, 2023
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City: East Brunswick
State: NJ
Location: Strip Mall
Age Estimate: 36
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: 5’4”, black hair - shoulder length, thin, natural C’s, firm ass, completely shaven

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[Quinnk]

sounds real nice. gon hav to try her when hannah/eva aren't available

 

[ChrisD78]

Like an exquisitely written Penthouse Forum.

 

[Wishiewash]

I think this guy wrote 50 shades of gray. Nice review.

 

[Tmkman99]

I went yesterday to check out Lucy and was very disappointed. The Lucy I met was not short, thin and sensual. She was Large and very unattractive . I walked out.

 

[Steveames]

I went yesterday to check out Lucy and was very disappointed. The Lucy I met was not short, thin and sensual. She was Large and very unattractive . I walked out.

Same. Not that she wasn’t attractive per se, she certainly wasn’t thin.

 

[Splinkus]

All signs point to spam

 

[yougen]

All signs point to spam

I doubt a spammer would waste this much effort to write a session review this long.

 

[Splinkus]

I doubt a spammer would waste this much effort to write a session review this long.

So then what are we attributing this seemingly giant lie to? A troll?
How often has an AMP girl told you to “relax and let me take care of you” or “make yourself comfortable” or do any of the things he described? Speaking of description, two others seem to verify his was wrong.

 

[Lllly]

.. lighten up guys, please. OP either had a great time or maybe this is whatever.. sometimes people just click and things go right .. if it’s a shill it’s a good one and kudos to the author. He’s a hopeless Romantic and quite literate. Almost sounded like “Royce” from days gone by. LoL

 

[1TrueGent]

Is this real?

100 percent. All my life I’ve told things as I’ve seen them. I’ve never been known to overinflated things, that’s not fair to anyone.

 

[1TrueGent]

I think this guy wrote 50 shades of gray. Nice review.

Thank you. I wanted to make sure I related as much as I could so you’d see what I experienced.

 

[1TrueGent]

.. lighten up guys, please. OP either had a great time or maybe this is whatever.. sometimes people just click and things go right .. if it’s a shill it’s a good one and kudos to the author. He’s a hopeless Romantic and quite literate. Almost sounded like “Royce” from days gone by. LoL

Thank you for the kind words. You’re absolutely right, Lucy and I clicked right away and therefore had a wonderful time. I guess it all boils down to my core philosophy, make everyone you meet genuinely feel special and that they matter.

 

[1TrueGent]

So then what are we attributing this seemingly giant lie to? A troll?
How often has an AMP girl told you to “relax and let me take care of you” or “make yourself comfortable” or do any of the things he described? Speaking of description, two others seem to verify his was wrong.

I truly appreciate your comment and respect your disbelief in regards to my account on that day’s goings on at the spa. All I am doing is sharing a beautiful experience with a wonderful individual in a little more detail than most. As with anything in life, we will not be attracted to everyone. Likewise, not everyone will be attracted to us. What we do with this reality is up to us. I always choose to look for the silver lining in everything. I am just glad and thankful that Lucy and I connected and were able to share a wonderful few minutes together. Again, thank you for taking the time to read my review. If you haven’t already, I hope you’re able to find a similar experience on your travels. Cheers!

 

[Steveames]

When’s the wedding?

 

[1TrueGent]

When’s the wedding?

Lmao! No way. I equate these experiences and moments to walking along a winding trail at a beautiful park. You come across all kinds of sights, sounds, etc. But every so often a beautiful flower or scene makes you stop and admire it as much as you can, because you know you can’t take it with you and you must continue your journey.

 

[Calumny]

Great review this is how it should be done many of us here can only aspire to come up to your standards for future reviews. ( at my age I usually forget 90% of what happened by the time I return to my vehicle)

 

[switcheroo]

Guess she was Lucky not Lucy.

 

[tokyocup]

Who’s there today?

 

[Calumny]

I went yesterday to check out Lucy and was very disappointed. The Lucy I met was not short, thin and sensual. She was Large and very unattractive . I walked out.

Exactly I looked at this review before going and I should have scrolled down the Lucy I saw was scary I think this person got the name wrong I ran out as soon as ST commenced cut session to 20 minutes nightmarish experience.