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Review: swan lake sussie

G'sstang

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If you are in the mood for that kind of service in the area without the hassle of dealing with a wacko, go see either Lisa or Nana at Serenity Spa right down the road. Plus, they offer 1/2 hour massages. Wondering how Linda and Choi make any money there. Everyone always asks for Jenny and the occasional nutbag Susie.
 

Mr Irresistible

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If you are in the mood for that kind of service in the area without the hassle of dealing with a wacko, go see either Lisa or Nana at Serenity Spa right down the road. Plus, they offer 1/2 hour massages. Wondering how Linda and Choi make any money there. Everyone always asks for Jenny and the occasional nutbag Susie.
One difference is Serenity is sketchy with holding appointments. Too many walk ins there. That to me is a hassle. In my exp Swan will honor appointment times give or take 5/10 mins.
 

Qwayneogc

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If you are in the mood for that kind of service in the area without the hassle of dealing with a wacko, go see either Lisa or Nana at Serenity Spa right down the road. Plus, they offer 1/2 hour massages. Wondering how Linda and Choi make any money there. Everyone always asks for Jenny and the occasional nutbag Susie.
How old is Lisa or Nana? I saw some reviews with different age description, so still haven’t pulled the trigger yet
 

Qwayneogc

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so are most of us. And TBH, I would rather be with an older provider that knows what she is doing and makes me last an hour (massage, teasing and ending) then a young 25 year old who wants me out of there in 30 minutes.
That is also true, so I’m trying to find a good balance between age and service, but this kind of talent is very hard to find
 

Amanto1

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suzie is coo coo for cocoa puffs. I will never see her again despite her non FS liberal ways of pleasing. And yeah, the lights off is her m.o.
curious , if Jenny is there why sussie ? since she never offered anything more then menu . like to know if missing anything with sussie when i tried .
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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curious , if Jenny is there why sussie ? since she never offered anything more then menu . like to know if missing anything with sussie when i tried .
suzie is like being with the "bad girl" that you wanted to bang in HS or college, but not have a relationship with . In college I had a girl that would come into my room at 2am if she struck out elsewhere. We would bang and she would leave. Never socialized, etc, it was purely for the banging and she wasn't that good looking. Suzie is that girl. If you saw her at the mall you wouldn't look again. Suzie and Jen have worked together for years in different places and are friends.
 

Suave-papito

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suzie is like being with the "bad girl" that you wanted to bang in HS or college, but not have a relationship with . In college I had a girl that would come into my room at 2am if she struck out elsewhere. We would bang and she would leave. Never socialized, etc, it was purely for the banging and she wasn't that good looking. Suzie is that girl. If you saw her at the mall you wouldn't look again. Suzie and Jen have worked together for years in different places and are friends.
Good description
 

Amanto1

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suzie is like being with the "bad girl" that you wanted to bang in HS or college, but not have a relationship with . In college I had a girl that would come into my room at 2am if she struck out elsewhere. We would bang and she would leave. Never socialized, etc, it was purely for the banging and she wasn't that good looking. Suzie is that girl. If you saw her at the mall you wouldn't look again. Suzie and Jen have worked together for years in different places and are friends.
Awesome comparison - Cheers
 

nychil87

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what is it though that makes her nuts? what does she do? i’ve read several threads that all say the same as here. lol. i’ve only ever been to linda and jenny so i would like to expand my horizons.
 

Oweyz1

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what is it though that makes her nuts? what does she do? i’ve read several threads that all say the same as here. lol. i’ve only ever been to linda and jenny so i would like to expand my horizons.
i’ve seen suzi and experienced none of the crazy stuff that’s been described. there is always give and take in every session and if you are not willing to take even a little of her “madness” then she may hold back on giving you what you want. i for one got what i expected and left satisfied as the saying goes ymmv.
 

Retired030724

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Anyone in past 2 weeks been with Jenny , tried multiple times and mms says she is off .
LOL She IS the MMS. Actually, they don't have one. And she may be off. She doesn't work Saturdays. Try a different day. Also, if you drive by and see a nice high end SUV in the lot, she is there. Its also popular they are saying she is off so you take another provider.
 

Retired030724

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what is it though that makes her nuts? what does she do? i’ve read several threads that all say the same as here. lol. i’ve only ever been to linda and jenny so i would like to expand my horizons.
ok, if you places your arm in a certain position you better not move it. WHen you get into the room she washes her hands for about 5 minutes. She turns the lights all the way off so you can't see anything (and that is ok, as she is nothing to look at it). She just has those and other quirks, plus she tried to strong arm me into more tip the last time I saw her and that is a no go.
 

Amanto1

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LOL She IS the MMS. Actually, they don't have one. And she may be off. She doesn't work Saturdays. Try a different day. Also, if you drive by and see a nice high end SUV in the lot, she is there. Its also popular they are saying she is off so you take another provider.
great Intel , Appreciate as always Mr.George.

Have to find another PM queen to replace jenny , they are trying to bait us saying 'OFF" .
 

Greyhound

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LOL She IS the MMS. Actually, they don't have one. And she may be off. She doesn't work Saturdays. Try a different day. Also, if you drive by and see a nice high end SUV in the lot, she is there. It’s also popular they are saying she is off so you take another provider.
When did a 350 Benz become high end??
 
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