Review: Swan Lake - Linda

[jayziggy]

Title: Review: Swan Lake - Linda
Date: Oct 11, 2023
Phone: (973) 521-9699
City: Pine Brook
State: NJ
Location: Car Wash
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70/60
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 50
Physical Description: Short, small everything, but cute face

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[RobRoy]

She’s just there to handle the overflow when Jenny and Suzy are both busy. She makes it perfectly clear that she won’t do anything close to what they provide. Let me know she is married and not comfortable doing anything beyond the standard R&T.

 

[Johnnylovesmassages]

She’s just there to handle the overflow when Jenny and Suzy are both busy. She makes it perfectly clear that she won’t do anything close to what they provide. Let me know she is married and not comfortable doing anything beyond the standard R&T.

agreed. In this place its either Jen or Suzy or walk. The rest are just average at best, basically low minor leagues. They will get the job done. That being said, I think Torri is good looking and has a nice body, but I have never experienced that. Why eat the hamburger when you can have two steak options (though one is crazy and I will never see her again).

 

[G'sstang]

Tori and Linda are basically interchangeable and BORING. Suzy is, indeed, off the wall. So, you are basically left with Jenny. here.

 

[Jimmy79]

Torri pretty good gives 2 hj start and end of session extended st. W/.full hour excellent massage including PM

 

[Retired030724]

Tori and Linda are basically interchangeable and BORING. Suzy is, indeed, off the wall. So, you are basically left with Jenny. here.

yeah I think we all have to stop seeing suzy. Yeah, I know, she is the "bad" girl and every now and then we need to be with the "bad" girl but she is nuts and I think she will get worse. I will never see her again. I will walk if she is the only option.

 

[RobRoy]

I have no ide what happened to Suzy. She was just fine when she worked at Good Time Spa and was seemingly normal when she first got to Swan. But, over time she's really changed to the point that she's a little scary in terms of you don't know what you are going to get (Jekyll or Hyde or, worse yet, Sybil). No one needs that when going to a spa to relax. Now, I'll only go in when I know that she is not working (she's off Tuesday and Wednesday) so I can even avoid having to see her when just going into the place.

 

[Double pop]

Is the shower now back in service? They used to have it ore Covid, but then it seemed to be dropped from service provided.

 

[Retired030724]

I have no ide what happened to Suzy. She was just fine when she worked at Good Time Spa and was seemingly normal when she first got to Swan. But, over time she's really changed to the point that she's a little scary in terms of you don't know what you are going to get (Jekyll or Hyde or, worse yet, Sybil). No one needs that when going to a spa to relax. Now, I'll only go in when I know that she is not working (she's off Tuesday and Wednesday) so I can even avoid having to see her when just going into the place.

yeah I agree. When she first got to Swan she was a little freaky but it was good. Now, I think she has jumped the shark. She even spent a good 5 minutes BEFORE the massage even started washing her hands in the room. I would be afraid of those sharp teeth she has and getting angry and doing a Lorena Bobbitt on me. Nope, never again.

 

[Retired030724]

I have no ide what happened to Suzy. She was just fine when she worked at Good Time Spa and was seemingly normal when she first got to Swan. But, over time she's really changed to the point that she's a little scary in terms of you don't know what you are going to get (Jekyll or Hyde or, worse yet, Sybil). No one needs that when going to a spa to relax. Now, I'll only go in when I know that she is not working (she's off Tuesday and Wednesday) so I can even avoid having to see her when just going into the place.

oh, and if I did a drop in to see Jen and she was not available and only Suzy was I would just walk. Heck, I would even tell her to her face "you crazy".

 

[jayziggy]

Is the shower now back in service? They used to have it ore Covid, but then it seemed to be dropped from service provided.

Never went here pre-covid so no idea if it's the same, but there was a stand up shower available. I've had it from Jenny and now Linda.

 

[Timtinytool2]

I actually like Linda. She's a nice break from the antics of Jenny and Suzy. I enjoy the expanded menu of those two, but sometimes calm and relaxation works good.