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Review: Swan Lake-Linda

RobRoy

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I think that you are spot on about Linda's age. Funny, she dyed her hair (I guess to color the gray coming in) and managed to make herself look even older. I can't figure how Linda and Choi can offer next to nothing in terms of extras while working beside Suzie and even Jenny. I guess they just handle the overflow or management felt it necessary to hire a couple of older women with A cups. Haha!
 

Retired030724

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I think that you are spot on about Linda's age. Funny, she dyed her hair (I guess to color the gray coming in) and managed to make herself look even older. I can't figure how Linda and Choi can offer next to nothing in terms of extras while working beside Suzie and even Jenny. I guess they just handle the overflow or management felt it necessary to hire a couple of older women with A cups. Haha!
sometimes after the drama that Jen and Suzie bring (and in a good way as they are def characters) a provider like Linda is just what the dr ordered. Nice and quiet and calm and a nice change to the over the top that the other two bring.
 

RobRoy

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Good point but this is still the noisiest (is that a word?) spa I have ever been in. With Jenny yelling in the small hallway, Suzie yapping, the door bell and phone ringing nonstop - it can be a real challenge to relax.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Good point but this is still the noisiest (is that a word?) spa I have ever been in. With Jenny yelling in the small hallway, Suzie yapping, the door bell and phone ringing nonstop - it can be a real challenge to relax.
I remember pre covid and going to BCT in Scotch Plains. There were often 4 girls working every day and they needed it. Can't tell you how many times the MMS would be having a conversation with 2-3 girls at once as they were working on mongers (I can imagine the girls saying "this guy take too long", or "this guy really small", or "my arm is tired, can I take a break?" And the phone would be ringing and the door would be opening "come back in half hour, girls all busy", and the music would be blasting (that's how they kept the sounds from leaving the rooms). But yeah, some of these places like Swan, etc, can get pretty busy. The worst is when a stupid monger is on the phone asking stupid questions and not committing to an appointment or something. There was one time I took the phone from Jen and said "dude, she is busy with me right now, come by later or make an appointment and keep it and don't ask so many questions on the phone!" and she cracked up laughing.
 

RobRoy

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I remember pre covid and going to BCT in Scotch Plains. There were often 4 girls working every day and they needed it. Can't tell you how many times the MMS would be having a conversation with 2-3 girls at once as they were working on mongers (I can imagine the girls saying "this guy take too long", or "this guy really small", or "my arm is tired, can I take a break?" And the phone would be ringing and the door would be opening "come back in half hour, girls all busy", and the music would be blasting (that's how they kept the sounds from leaving the rooms). But yeah, some of these places like Swan, etc, can get pretty busy. The worst is when a stupid monger is on the phone asking stupid questions and not committing to an appointment or something. There was one time I took the phone from Jen and said "dude, she is busy with me right now, come by later or make an appointment and keep it and don't ask so many questions on the phone!" and she cracked up laughing.
Awesome. I, too, have been standing there and you can hear the guy on the phone with the "blah, blah, blahblah, blahblah blah" and just not shuting tfu.
 

rogueseal

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I remember pre covid and going to BCT in Scotch Plains. There were often 4 girls working every day and they needed it. Can't tell you how many times the MMS would be having a conversation with 2-3 girls at once as they were working on mongers (I can imagine the girls saying "this guy take too long", or "this guy really small", or "my arm is tired, can I take a break?" And the phone would be ringing and the door would be opening "come back in half hour, girls all busy", and the music would be blasting (that's how they kept the sounds from leaving the rooms). But yeah, some of these places like Swan, etc, can get pretty busy. The worst is when a stupid monger is on the phone asking stupid questions and not committing to an appointment or something. There was one time I took the phone from Jen and said "dude, she is busy with me right now, come by later or make an appointment and keep it and don't ask so many questions on the phone!" and she cracked up laughing.
That's when Mandy was running BCT. Sad how far it has fallen lately.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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That's when Mandy was running BCT. Sad how far it has fallen lately.
Mandy is still my ATF. I remember her when she was this young girl and still had not lost all of her weight, and even then she was very good looking with a nice body. Best ST I ever received. Would use her hands and hair to give a three part ST that was unreal. She really got into it. Loved to play during the TS as well. Sadly, covid killed this place from what it was. But for a time this place was amazing. I once had a 4H with her and a "trainee" that was exceptional.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Johnny Love..... I like your style taking the phone...lmao. maybe you can get a job from Jenny there to answer the phone .
but then I would want to be paid by her in service each day. I have known her a long time, about 8 years. I used to see her when she was at Angel in Cedar Grove. Probably been with her more than any other provider. I could think of worse jobs than to "work" at an amp and get some free service.
 
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