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Review: Suzie at Swan Lake, my new fav !

Getty Sucks

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Look. To each his own. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself and I’m not trying to judge…but 30, Chinese and very pretty face. I think you are legally blind.

How about 50, Korean and and fugly mug. Not to mention the worst teeth on any mammal I’ve ever seen. Including my 16 year old Poodle/Bichon mix.

She does like to use her mouth, that’s for sure. But your physical description could not be more off.
 

DireStraits

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Either this is a fake review or you should not be driving a car. Suzie looks like Mr. Magoo’s twin sister on a good day. She is also not close to 30 (her real age is 47) and has a pudgy body (lots of extra weight of the cream cheese variety on those ass cheeks if you’ve ever seen her standing from behind). I guess the saying is true - beauty is in the eye of the beholder - assuming, that is, you have vision at all.
 

Gowill

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Either this is a fake review or you should not be driving a car. Suzie looks like Mr. Magoo’s twin sister on a good day. She is also not close to 30 (her real age is 47) and has a pudgy body (lots of extra weight of the cream cheese variety on those ass cheeks if you’ve ever seen her standing from behind). I guess the saying is true - beauty is in the eye of the beholder - assuming, that is, you have vision at all.
I concur. Basically I walked!
 

sxpm

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Either this is a fake review or you should not be driving a car. Suzie looks like Mr. Magoo’s twin sister on a good day. She is also not close to 30 (her real age is 47) and has a pudgy body (lots of extra weight of the cream cheese variety on those ass cheeks if you’ve ever seen her standing from behind). I guess the saying is true - beauty is in the eye of the beholder - assuming, that is, you have vision at all.
Ouch.
 

mitchellmichael

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Either this is a fake review or you should not be driving a car. Suzie looks like Mr. Magoo’s twin sister on a good day. She is also not close to 30 (her real age is 47) and has a pudgy body (lots of extra weight of the cream cheese variety on those ass cheeks if you’ve ever seen her standing from behind). I guess the saying is true - beauty is in the eye of the beholder - assuming, that is, you have vision at all.
guess you are not married? You are basically talking about the looks of most wives over 40. And honestly, when I am lying on the table and its dark all I want is to feel good. I don't care how they look most of the time.
 

sxpm

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guess you are not married? You are basically talking about the looks of most wives over 40. And honestly, when I am lying on the table and its dark all I want is to feel good. I don't care how they look most of the time.
Hmmm. Naw. I made a decision not too long ago, I must find them more than remotely attractive and there must be a connection metaphysically, whether she knows it or not. Hot crossed buns or save my money.
 

DireStraits

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guess you are not married? You are basically talking about the looks of most wives over 40. And honestly, when I am lying on the table and its dark all I want is to feel good. I don't care how they look most of the time.
"Basically the looks of most wives over 40 - are you talking about SUZIE????? There's not one guy on this board who has ever seen Suzie who would agree with that comment. Now, if you were talking about Candy who just left there, I might agree. But, not Suzie. We do agree about one thing though - you definitely have the lights off when you are there.
 

mitchellmichael

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"Basically the looks of most wives over 40 - are you talking about SUZIE????? There's not one guy on this board who has ever seen Suzie who would agree with that comment. Now, if you were talking about Candy who just left there, I might agree. But, not Suzie. We do agree about one thing though - you definitely have the lights off when you are there.
Yes the lights were off. I wasn't looking. I was just feeling what she was doing. All I need.
 

WillyBeeNJ

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Have gotten plenty of Fake BJs from Jenny. But have gotten more too. Think she is feeling heat from all the Suzie love.
Suzie and Jenny actually worked together 4 years ago at another place in Fair Lawn. They did the same respective things then that they do now. They also seemed pretty friendly with one another and I’m sure that’s the case here.
 

DireStraits

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Jenny and Suzie are very close. But, Jenny has been yapping (kiddingly - I guess) that "Suzie steals all Jenny's boyfriends". Jenny was well aware of what Suzie was doing when she worked for her in Fair Lawn.
 

BryanS

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Well boys, thanks for tearing me up and some of you actually being a bit rude, and definitely judgey but I know what I saw and I stand by my description. Maybe, just maybe, I got a lucky bait and switch or all you fuckers got a bait and switch instead. I see very well and stick to my review. And the massage was simply amazing , one of the better ones I have ever gotten. Plus went well over the time with no rushing. I enjoyed myself so that's all that matters to me !
 

Bredpete

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Either this is a fake review or you should not be driving a car. Suzie looks like Mr. Magoo’s twin sister on a good day. She is also not close to 30 (her real age is 47) and has a pudgy body (lots of extra weight of the cream cheese variety on those ass cheeks if you’ve ever seen her standing from behind). I guess the saying is true - beauty is in the eye of the beholder - assuming, that is, you have vision at all.
Damn, now I got to go and see her. See what you did?
 
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