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Review: Suzie at Swan Lake - like a moth to flame

Greyhound

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Title: Review: Suzie at Swan Lake - like a moth to flame
Date: Mar 30, 2024
Phone: 973-521-9699
City: Pine Brook
State: NJ
Location: 46 West next to carwash
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) .70 and .1
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 50
Physical Description: small and petite

Recommendation: Yes
This dudes a phony. He runs two handles and tells the same old tired story every time after swearing he’d never go back. Also likes a finger up his butt. #nodiddy
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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This dudes a phony. He runs two handles and tells the same old tired story every time after swearing he’d never go back. Also likes a finger up his butt. #nodiddy
sorry dude. Old handle gone (why there were two is a long story and resolved and none of your business) and my review is the truth and yes I swore I said I would never go back but I did. So what? It's the same as those who say they will never monger again and they do. Meanwhile, with no review under your belt you have no credibility in commenting on a review.
 

Greyhound

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sorry dude. Old handle gone (why there were two is a long story and resolved and none of your business) and my review is the truth and yes I swore I said I would never go back but I did. So what? It's the same as those who say they will never monger again and they do. Meanwhile, with no review under your belt you have no credibility in commenting on a review.
It’s gone because you were called out. And you won’t see any reviews either…when you got game no need to talk about it.
 

sxpm

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Sorry, guys. I’ve had back channel discussions with him for a while. We share some common interests where massage first is concerned and I’m far from a phony. Maybe too real. Haha. He’s not a phony. Maybe repetitive, but so what - no one is writing about using a cedar slab to bbq salmon - you all write the same shit - people who live in glass houses shouldn’t block cocks.

And, I have six profiles. The reasons are inconsequential. I’ll disclose @Rakethemin because that’s a damn good handle if you ever read Colin Wilson or practiced Dream analysis.

Sylvia was my college nasty on the fire escape. Found her on FB decades later - a sex therapist. No surprise there.
 

mans4uandu2

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Next time, ask for FS with Suzie and post that review, the ones who dont like to read, nobody is asking you to open every single review and read it. Just skip it read others, that simple !!
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Next time, ask for FS with Suzie and post that review, the ones who dont like to read, nobody is asking you to open every single review and read it. Just skip it read others, that simple !!
I don't think she would do that, nor would I want to do that with her. Plus, she doesn't leave the lights on once the ST begins.
 

sxpm

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I guess the other guy had ID issues 5 times. lol.
Yea. There was a time that if I said you can go fuck yourself, the next day I wouldn’t be able to log on and would have to set up a new email and profile. Now, unlike you, I keep my big ugly mouth shut, I be polite, and I don’t tell you to go fuck yourself.
 

Ulikeit

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Yea. There was a time that if I said you can go fuck yourself, the next day I wouldn’t be able to log on and would have to set up a new email and profile. Now, unlike you, I keep my big ugly mouth shut, I be polite, and I don’t tell you to go fuck yourself.
Your mom would be so proud. Raised a nice, polite MONGER. :censored:
least the new mods allow you to get in touch with your feminine side. Now if you could only find a good anger management program. Seeing how my innocuous comment put you over the edge
 
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