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Review: Susie Swan Spa

Porkchop

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Title: Review: Susie Swan Spa
Date: Oct 15, 2023
Phone: 973-521-9699
City: Pine Brook
State: NJ
Location: Rt 46 near a car wash
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/120
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 50?
Physical Description: Short, small boobs, dark brown hair, flat ass. Bad teeth. Invisalign is screaming for her to make an appointment.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Retired030724

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See my comments about Suzie on some of the other more recent threads. Saw her this weekend and it was good but she was greedy with the tip and I refused. This is what happens when people give her too much tip and not the HF or just a bit over.
 

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See my comments about Suzie on some of the other more recent threads. Saw her this weekend and it was good but she was greedy with the tip and I refused. This is what happens when people give her too much tip and not the HF or just a bit over.
Usually I tip 1 be hi but her tongue skills are top notch.
20 isn’t going to change my life but she’ll most likely remember if I go back.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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yeah I experienced her greed myself recently. Its all the mongers give 50% more (or more) of the HF to see as opposed to the HF for non FS. Yeah, she goes a little bit beyond non FS but the tip noted above is too high (imo) for that. I can see that for FS but not what she provides. And the last time I saw her she gave me her disappointed pouty look and almost tried to block the door but I easily just walked past her. I am done with her craziness.
 

Retired030724

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Usually I tip 1 be hi but her tongue skills are top notch.
20 isn’t going to change my life but she’ll most likely remember if I go back.
yeah I agree. 20 is not going to change my life as well, but her act was all greed. And for every one of me that tips closer to the HF there are more than me that tip much higher. If she wants repeat customers she has to take what she gets. I could see her attitude if she got less than the HF, but anywhere over that she should be happy about. I don't need that kind of drama when I go to an amp. I'm done with her. Too many options with Jen and other places within a 15 minute drive.
 

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yeah I agree. 20 is not going to change my life as well, but her act was all greed. And for every one of me that tips closer to the HF there are more than me that tip much higher. If she wants repeat customers she has to take what she gets. I could see her attitude if she got less than the HF, but anywhere over that she should be happy about. I don't need that kind of drama when I go to an amp. I'm done with her. Too many options with Jen and other places within a 15 minute drive.
I’m curious, you feel 70 tip is sufficient for a super rimjob/bbbj?
 

Retired030724

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I’m curious, you feel 70 tip is sufficient for a super rimjob/bbbj?
I have always given that to her in the past since I saw her for the first time a few years ago and she never said anything about it. Hence the reason why I kept repeating the same tip with her. I think what may have happened is that she is now getting more in the tip and expecting that from everyone. But yeah, I get your point. If she is doing more than just a hand release she should be more than 100% of the HF. However, I just never had that reaction from her before.
 

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I haven't seen her in quite a while but I was giving her 70/100 for rim,bbbj. I read about others giving her less but haven't gone back since. The no cim is a deal breaker for me. Massage isn't that important and at this point I'd rather see Lisa at Serenity for the better "finish" at a lower price point. I exchanged messages with one member who claimed fs was available with Susie. She's not particularly nice looking but I still prefer to see what's going on with a gal I'm engaged with. Her "lights off" policy is a no go for me.
 

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I haven't seen her in quite a while but I was giving her 70/100 for rim,bbbj. I read about others giving her less but haven't gone back since. The no cim is a deal breaker for me. Massage isn't that important and at this point I'd rather see Lisa at Serenity for the better "finish" at a lower price point. I exchanged messages with one member who claimed fs was available with Susie. She's not particularly nice looking but I still prefer to see what's going on with a gal I'm engaged with. Her "lights off" policy is a no go for me.
Yeah. She continues to turn out the lights when she starts her thing. I think someone had posted she has some belly scars or something. The last time I was with her I was able to see enough to enjoy the oral work, but it was not ideal. For me, I just add up all of the wacky things about her and while I was able to overlook most of them (ie her getting mad if you move your arm) I can't do it anymore after the last session. I drove away pissed, and I have never left an amp feeling like that before. Too many other options. That being said, having a ST with her for 30+ minutes with amazing teasing before the flip WAS memorable. I just have to use my big head the next time I think about her.
 

Rutts Hutt

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Yeah. She continues to turn out the lights when she starts her thing. I think someone had posted she has some belly scars or something. The last time I was with her I was able to see enough to enjoy the oral work, but it was not ideal. For me, I just add up all of the wacky things about her and while I was able to overlook most of them (ie her getting mad if you move your arm) I can't do it anymore after the last session. I drove away pissed, and I have never left an amp feeling like that before. Too many other options. That being said, having a ST with her for 30+ minutes with amazing teasing before the flip WAS memorable. I just have to use my big head the next time I think about her.
I was the one who saw her scars and she allowed the lights on that one time and also a partial cim on that occasion. I thought things would get better after that but the next time she went back to the old routine. I have to say I only experienced the issues of keeping my arms/body in a certain position the first time I saw her. After that she hasn't been picky in that regard.
 

bigpoppaii

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See my comments about Suzie on some of the other more recent threads. Saw her this weekend and it was good but she was greedy with the tip and I refused. This is what happens when people give her too much tip and not the HF or just a bit over.
I used to give her 80, she never complained.
 

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I'm sorry but fxking dudes that have been giving people the same tip for 3 years should get nothing and like it. Name any job. Business, or person in this country that is making the same as they did 3 years ago. For fucks sake man. Quit bitching and throw the girl an extra 20. Not to over tip, but just to get to where u should be. The whining about other people tipping more and because u are a steady customer u shouldnt have to.

What's steady in your mind? Once a week twice a week? Are u some young handsome or average looking guy or some out of shape slob who has to hold up your bellybjust to see her playing w your jimmy? Ask yourself this question and don't kid yourself into thinking you are special... how much would you charge to lick some dudes ass that looks and smells like u do. And dont tell me u showered before u went. U probably got swamp ass in the 20 minutes it took u to get from the couch to the table..


Guys before u all get fired up, I'm kidding....not kidding. Seriously man how much more do u spend on food and groceries and everything else. Add 1 more notch to that purse string. It won't kill you.

And seriously take this as pure entertainment and a goof and don't get your panties in a wad. If u do u will just muss them up w that swamp ass.
 
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