One time I asked a spa girl her name, she said "Rambo." "Rambo?" I asked and she said yes. I was confused and asked a couple of more times, and each time she said "Rambo" and yes when I asked her if that was actually her name. Whatever, I wasn't there for appropriate names.
I ended up fucking Rambo in the ass.
It wasn't until I wrote the review and someone corrected me that I learned her "real" name: Rainbow.