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Review: Spa 202-206 The New Girl Monica

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Title: Review: Spa 202-206 The New Girl Monica
Date: Jan 3, 2024
Phone: 908-291-3808
City: Bridgewater
State: NJ
Location: Next to the Audi Dealership
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/140
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: No Idea, Monica said she is 25, I was thinking 28 to 30.
Physical Description: 5'2", Cute Face, looks like her Pictures and Video. Pear Shaped, with a little Tummy, Huge Natural Soft Hanging Breast, D's if not Larger, Nice Fat Ass, Shaved with a Tiny Tuft Up High.

Recommendation: Yes
 
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Jack I wouldn’t say she has a fat ass. You are making her sound like a Latina… she is built like a fire hydrant or keg with legs. Nice girl but definitely the chubbiest out of shape Asian I have ever seen this side of 40. You nailed with with Baby but Monica is a chunkster with a flat ass
 
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I never said she had a Latina ass. If she had a Latina like ass, I would have said so, as I described Mango's Ass over at Dream.
I think I described her body very accurately, and I specifically said that she does not have the kind of physique I like.

I read your review.
Just as I said, you mention that she has huge hangers, a bit of a tummy, she is sweet girl, and she has a very good head game.
I saw no Baby Damage at all, just a tummy,

I was surprised that after all the positive things you said about her, that you gave her a "No" I think if you didn't meet Baby, before you left, you would not have felt so "Hosed" and had given her a yes, with the caveat, that she has a pear-shaped body, which is exactly how I described her.
 
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Regardless of meeting Baby, she is still a “no”. She is a No because I wanted Baby and got switched. She is a no because, once she took her clothes off, it was a very chubby girl with droopy boobs and a flat ass. Were her skills good? Yes for sure but I wouldn’t recommend because there are much better bodies out there with the same skills if not better. Why would I go again and offer the same tip that I would give to someone I am physically attracted to? Hard No.
 
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raider04 said:
Regardless of meeting Baby, she is still a “no”. She is a No because I wanted Baby and got switched. She is a no because, once she took her clothes off, it was a very chubby girl with droopy boobs and a flat ass. Were her skills good? Yes for sure but I wouldn’t recommend because there are much better bodies out there with the same skills if not better. Why would I go again and offer the same tip that I would give to someone I am physically attracted to? Hard No.
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You do know that when the clothes come off, and you don't like what you see, you are welcome to bow out gracefully, and ask for another girl, or just leave. I know that Bella had to go out around the same time that I left.

You didn't get switched.
Either Baby took a walk in, or she was just running late, and you had to wait.
You are the one that decided to take Monica. Nobody made you.

You already wrote your own review. I don't know why you felt the need to come on here and shit all over mine.
 
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It’s not a surprise that the same thing happens at other places, where guys also make decisions to stay or go, and it’s characterized as bait and switch.
Credibility is questionable when different standards are used.
 
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Steve1159 said:
It’s not a surprise that the same thing happens at other places, where guys also make decisions to stay or go, and it’s characterized as bait and switch.
Credibility is questionable when different standards are used.
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Steve. Fuck off.

You've been told several times by the admins to stay out of my reviews.

Baby was there and seeing customers.

Your ugly girlfriend with a complexion that looks like 12 miles of wet dirt road, uses Bebe's name at 648 to get customers there, and then shes not available at all. This gentleman was told Baby was running late, and she would be available in 40 minutes.

He decided to see Monica, nobody made him.
 
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Steve. Fuck off.

You've been told several times by the admins to stay out of my reviews.

Baby was there and seeing customers.

Your ugly girlfriend with a complexion that looks like 12 miles of wet dirt road, uses Bebe's name at 648 to get customers there, and then shes not available at all. This gentleman was told Baby was running late, and she would be available in 40 minutes.

He decided to see Monica, nobody made him.
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And BTW - you are the one with the repeated bad behavior and have been told how to act - not me.
 
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Ah yes, the bully reverts to name calling when he is exposed for what he is.
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Who did I call a name, and who did I bully? This is a review board, and I accurately described what Carrie looks like.
Should I post the link to her Mug Shot and the publicly published article regarding her arrest, complete with pictures for all to see?
 
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Who did I call a name, and who did I bully? This is a review board, and I accurately described what Carrie looks like.
Should I post the link to her Mug Shot and the publicly published article regarding her arrest, complete with pictures for all to see?
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You just literally just told the man to F-off ! :rolleyes::unsure:

Many people here seem to disagree with your 'accurate' description of Carrie, including myself.
Many have said how sexy she is, repeatedly... and I agree that she is.
 
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You just literally just told the man to F-off ! :rolleyes::unsure:

Many people here seem to disagree with your 'accurate' description of Carrie, including myself.
Many have said how sexy she is, repeatedly... and I agree that she is.
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That's not calling him a name. I'm not so sure he's a man either for that matter. Just like I know that you're not, because you went crying to the admins over some bullshit like a child, and you were then publicly called dumb by the admin in the thread that you went crying to him over.
 
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Jack - I wasn’t shitting on your review or didn’t meant to come across that way. As far as my choice to take Monica, I think you aren’t understanding that leaving or waiting wasn’t an option for me and isn’t an option for most. My time is valuable and I don’t appreciate making an appointment and then following up when I’m 20 minutes away to be told I have to wait 40 minutes when I get there. Been there, done that…. 40 minutes turns into a hour and whatever.
I have been on this board since day 1. I was part of many other boards such as SH and others before tbat. I only commented because I completely diagreed with her appearance. Just like the BS AI generated video of her in the tub that you posted from their Twitter. Makes her look like a 10. When the clothes came off I was very disappointed… period. Happy hunting and be safe.
 
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raider04 said:
Jack - I wasn’t shitting on your review or didn’t meant to come across that way. As far as my choice to take Monica, I think you aren’t understanding that leaving or waiting wasn’t an option for me and isn’t an option for most. My time is valuable and I don’t appreciate making an appointment and then following up when I’m 20 minutes away to be told I have to wait 40 minutes when I get there. Been there, done that…. 40 minutes turns into a hour and whatever.
I have been on this board since day 1. I was part of many other boards such as SH and others before tbat. I only commented because I completely diagreed with her appearance. Just like the BS AI generated video of her in the tub that you posted from their Twitter. Makes her look like a 10. When the clothes came off I was very disappointed… period. Happy hunting and be safe.
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Did you look at the video of her taken in the spa on the 206 Twitter? Doesn't get anymore accurate than that. I hardly call her a 10 in that video in the tub. Maybe a solid 6 to 7 at best.
 
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