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Review: Smile Spa

Comicbook Guy

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Title: Review: Smile Spa
Date: Sep 7, 2023
Phone: 267-367-7480
City: Philly
State: Pa
Location: Far NE
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 220
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 40ish
Physical Description: 5'5", man mades, tattoo on side stomach, eyes spaced too close together lol

Recommendation: No
 

aspectratio

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OMG, I wish I had seen this before I went there last night. I had a similarly awful experience with her but none of it was due to a fellow monger. She did the yelling through the door thing as if it was normal to communicate with someone that way. There was a scroungey little cat running around that she was handling. She barely even used any soap in the shower, mostly just rinsed. The snorting, hocking, spitting, and nose picking was brutal. I didn't want my mouth anywhere near hers (or any other part of her for that matter) so I was ducking her attempts to kiss me. In the end I knew I wouldn't even be able finish so I just stood up and started getting dressed. She started talking to me in a Chinese language (I don't know Mandarin from Cantonese from whatever) like she expected me to understand. I couldn't tell if she was asking me a question or making a statement. I just ignored her and left so I could go home and take a real shower. What a nasty woman. And she's the boss? Never again. You couldn't pay me to go back there.
 

Comicbook Guy

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OMG, I wish I had seen this before I went there last night. I had a similarly awful experience with her but none of it was due to a fellow monger. She did the yelling through the door thing as if it was normal to communicate with someone that way. There was a scroungey little cat running around that she was handling. She barely even used any soap in the shower, mostly just rinsed. The snorting, hocking, spitting, and nose picking was brutal. I didn't want my mouth anywhere near hers (or any other part of her for that matter) so I was ducking her attempts to kiss me. In the end I knew I wouldn't even be able finish so I just stood up and started getting dressed. She started talking to me in a Chinese language (I don't know Mandarin from Cantonese from whatever) like she expected me to understand. I couldn't tell if she was asking me a question or making a statement. I just ignored her and left so I could go home and take a real shower. What a nasty woman. And she's the boss? Never again. You couldn't pay me to go back there.
I forgot about the cat LOL! She did the same thing to me with the talking in Chinese and then laughing to herself?!? Did she gulp a bunch of water and keep it in her mouth before the BJ too? Then just spit on the shower room floor repeatedly, just bizarre and a turn off!
 

aspectratio

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I forgot about the cat LOL! She did the same thing to me with the talking in Chinese and then laughing to herself?!? Did she gulp a bunch of water and keep it in her mouth before the BJ? Then just spit on the shower room floor repeatedly, just bizarre and a turn off!
Yeah but to be honest that particular thing wasn't an issue for me. It's an interesting sensation that I've experienced before and she spit out the water toward the drain. The number one issue for me (of the many) was the limited use of soap when a LIBERAL amount of soap was called for. The other stuff was a turn-off but that was a concern. I was surprised when she wanted to return to the room. I thought about bolting then but having already committed funds I figured I'd complete the mission. As soon as I realized I wouldn't be able to do that, I was out.
 

30000 rpm

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With a different provider this just happened recently.
I am face up on TS, she turns her back to me, walks away from my hard on towards the wall.
Her arms are moving, she is doing something but I don't know what....then she hacks loud , and she hacks again and again.
Then she spits on the floor.
Comes over to me and DT gags on my dick.
You guys have any idea what she was doing while she had her back to me?
Call me naive but I don't have a clue.
 

Anonajohn

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With a different provider this just happened recently.
I am face up on TS, she turns her back to me, walks away from my hard on towards the wall.
Her arms are moving, she is doing something but I don't know what....then she hacks loud , and she hacks again and again.
Then she spits on the floor.
Comes over to me and DT gags on my dick.
You guys have any idea what she was doing while she had her back to me?
Call me naive but I don't have a clue.
Last guy she met had eaten too much pineapple. She wanted a second taste of it before yours.
 

Louiebills9

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