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Review: River Green Spa - "Yumi"

Ulikeit

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Guess you did lose after all. I know this place has a loyal following and I’m sure JLM will not be happy, but I feel this place is WAY OVERRATED!!! Below avg looking, middle aged women who provide very basic service. If you look up ho-hum in Websters there is a pic of the medical building where RG resides.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Guess you did lose after all. I know this place has a loyal following and I’m sure JLM will not be happy, but I feel this place is WAY OVERRATED!!! Below avg looking, middle aged women who provide very basic service. If you look up ho-hum in Websters there is a pic of the medical building where RG resides.
I am not a shill for RG, just have had some good experiences there.
 

Retired030724

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Guess you did lose after all. I know this place has a loyal following and I’m sure JLM will not be happy, but I feel this place is WAY OVERRATED!!! Below avg looking, middle aged women who provide very basic service. If you look up ho-hum in Websters there is a pic of the medical building where RG resides.
they have a loyal following because they meet a level of service that is acceptable to many people and for the most part they do it well. If you are looking for FS with a hot looking young independent that you are willing to spend 3 bills on and get a mediocre massage, this is not your place. But if you want a really good massage with nice teasing, a ST, maybe some prostate play, and a good ending, this is good for that. IMO, this place is on par with Swan and Magic and other places that are similar AND it has a TS which is always a great ice breaker and to me (and others) part of the experience.
 

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Guess you did lose after all. I know this place has a loyal following and I’m sure JLM will not be happy, but I feel this place is WAY OVERRATED!!! Below avg looking, middle aged women who provide very basic service. If you look up ho-hum in Websters there is a pic of the medical building where RG resides.
Well, I don't count it as a loss if it TOFTT for all of you. At your service....for reviews that is.
 

Retired030724

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Honestly, I went because I read your latest review of Sunny and thought "She never did that with me, maybe I'll give her a shot again." She is very sweet and nice, so I'd see her again because of that.
I have been going there for years. The last couple though I always asked for Sue, but she is gone. Sue was a little younger and I thought had a much better body than Sue (and Sharon, who is also now gone). But Sunny does give a very good experience, and is not shy. She is not a looker and there is really nothing there to attract me for UTC roaming, but sometimes I just like to lay there like a piece of meat and get taken care of. I have had similar experiences that JLM recently had with Sunny. If you don't care what they look like age wise, this is a good place to go. Just my .02.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Honestly, I went because I read your latest review of Sunny and thought "She never did that with me, maybe I'll give her a shot again." She is very sweet and nice, so I'd see her again because of that.
the interesting thing about many providers it really does depend on their mood. You can see a provider two weeks in a row and get a totally different experience. Depends on the time of day, etc, etc. I have never received that level of PM from her before it almost felt like there was going to be more than one finger up there. Just got lucky I guess. :)
 

Retired030724

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the interesting thing about many providers it really does depend on their mood. You can see a provider two weeks in a row and get a totally different experience. Depends on the time of day, etc, etc. I have never received that level of PM from her before it almost felt like there was going to be more than one finger up there. Just got lucky I guess. :)
totally agree. I have seen some that have been just so so one day and then a few weeks later have had a much better experience, and also the opposite. That is why I try not to go late in the day, and try to go before noon on a weekend. I WFH so I don't get that "commute took a long time to get home, accident on the GSP" excuse anymore and there are more questions when I do think about running a "quick errand" during the work day that takes too long if I decide to make a pit stop for a session. But yeah, so many factors influence how our sessions will go. I really do think the biggest one is how many mongers they saw before you that day. Sometimes they just don't get a break. I can't imagine how it feels for them to go from one to another. I know its their job, but it must take a toll. That is why I am always nice to them and if we are not connecting I will help them out by helping them help me.
 

Ulikeit

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Just for the record, never said shill. I think your reviews and comments are honest JLM. I just think instead of RG you can insert swan lake, or pine brook spa or magic spa or many other places and get massage, edging etc. for the same money with better levels of non FS service. Just my opinion, not gospel.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Just for the record, never said shill. I think your reviews and comments are honest JLM. I just think instead of RG you can insert swan lake, or pine brook spa or magic spa or many other places and get massage, edging etc. for the same money with better levels of non FS service. Just my opinion, not gospel.
agreed Though each of those places, all of which I go to, have their own distinct flavor, or service. When I want a shower first I like to go to RG. When I want big boobs I see Jen at Swan. etc. etc
 

GatoradeJunkie567

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Just for the record, never said shill. I think your reviews and comments are honest JLM. I just think instead of RG you can insert swan lake, or pine brook spa or magic spa or many other places and get massage, edging etc. for the same money with better levels of non FS service. Just my opinion, not gospel.
Check pm please
 
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