Review: Riko - 10Ten

[drunkenkid]

Wait, wasn't this thread supposed to be about Riko? Has Riko been here long enough for the rest of you's to fall into puppy love with her?

This thread has ruined her. She is expecting 50k and an apartment in Hudson Yards now.

BTW: Rocky IV had the 10 inch dick.

 

[Retired032824]

Rocky 3 was Mr T.

Rocky 4 Dolph

 

[Beacon]

Dammit where is @Bolo1 with the popcorn? This thread is awesome!

 

[beatnik]

If I can change and you can change, everybody can change…except for wackadoodle.

 

[beatnik]

You still don’t get it -

Fucking hilarious. Don’t want to kick a man when he’s down but c’mon!

I really tried to stay away but this is comedy gold!

 

[cher_cheri]

Fucking hilarious. Don’t want to kick a man when he’s down but c’mon!

I really tried to stay away but this is comedy gold!

It is gold, but have some mercy.

 

[Bolo1]

Dammit where is @Bolo1 with the popcorn? This thread is awesome!

Sorry I’ve been busy with work! Maybe I should visit this girl and see what all the fuss is about! Popcorn!

 

[Ewe52]

Que Rica Riko! She tells me she’s headed to Disney World in a few days. Honeymoon with one of you guys? Lol

 

[Retired032824]

Que Rica Riko! She tells me she’s headed to Disney World in a few days. Honeymoon with one of you guys? Lol

Are you sure that’s what she said ? Or did she just call you Goofy lol

 

[Ewe52]

Are you sure that’s what she said ? Or did she just call you Goofy lol

Lol you a riot! She definitely said she’s going to Disney World. Even gave me her dates I’m more donald than goofy lol

 

[Retired032824]

Lol you a riot! She definitely said she’s going to Disney World. Even gave me her dates I’m more donald than goofy lol[/QUOTE

Excellent Mom takes the kids on the rides while Dirty Daddy hits up a Disney Escort . I just looked up their schedule of events - rides , golf, restaurants - didn’t see anything about Pluto’s Ho House lol

 

[beatnik]

Que Rica Riko! She tells me she’s headed to Disney World in a few days. Honeymoon with one of you guys? Lol

Actually, proposal. I wanted to do it in front of Manet’s “Olympia”, but I couldn’t wait until the 24th so decided to do it at WDW. I just can’t believe I have to pay the hourly rate for our excursion but she said “only for you” so I didn’t complain.

 

[Retired032824]

Holy shit, we really ARE Wack's therapists.

On the negative side: you lost 50K

On the plus side: that IS quite a story, plus you got to enter the 18th greatest ho ever x hundred times. On a per entry basis, might not look bad considering today's prices.

Also on the plus side: you're getting free therapy here. What are the hourly rates for shrinks these days? Do we have the 30% inflation for shrinks we've had for hookers?

Do you think the other 3-4 others also had her key? Either case, you were her top 5 client. That's impressive. I was going to be mean and claim she screamed like a banshee with me too, but I'm gonna let the teasing go now. In reality just the normal (very nice) stuff. She also gave me some restaurant recommendations in Flushing, as I recall. She came over as an essentially nice woman....with an amazing body for late 40s.

I don't think I remember anything in Rocky 3 about 10 inch dicks though.

Wait, wasn't this thread supposed to be about Riko? Has Riko been here long enough for the rest of you's to fall into puppy love with her?

Dude - stop drinking Red Bull you’re all over the place

 

[beatnik]

Dude - stop drinking Red Bull you’re all over the place

Hilarious. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[drunkenkid]

Actually, proposal. I wanted to do it in front of Manet’s “Olympia”, but I couldn’t wait until the 24th so decided to do it at WDW. I just can’t believe I have to pay the hourly rate for our excursion but she said “only for you” so I didn’t complain.

Fairy tales do come true! Who would have thought that Riko was the Japanese Julia Roberts?

 

[cher_cheri]

The Disney plan was already in the works when I saw her. Do you have the ring yet?

 

[beatnik]

The Disney plan was already in the works when I saw her. Do you have the ring yet?

Do you think I even need a ring? She thinks I’m the most handsome person she’s met and she even kissed me on the lips. Even Julia Roberts didn’t do that for Richard Gere.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Do you think I even need a ring? She thinks I’m the most handsome person she’s met and she even kissed me on the lips. Even Julia Roberts didn’t do that for Richard Gere.

His gerbil did though....

This thread has ruined her. She is expecting 50k and an apartment in Hudson Yards now.

BTW: Rocky IV had the 10 inch dick.

um, he measured it bone in...totally wrong.

 

[drunkenkid]

Do you think I even need a ring? She thinks I’m the most handsome person she’s met and she even kissed me on the lips. Even Julia Roberts didn’t do that for Richard Gere.

I need to remind you that you are the CO-handsomest person that she met. I just wrote her a song and I think it will put me over the top! Here's a verse from it....

Pretty Riko, walkin' down the street
Pretty Riko the JGirl I like to meet
Pretty Riko I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you, mercy

 

[beatnik]

I need to remind you that you are the CO-handsomest person that she met. I just wrote her a song and I think it will put me over the top! Here's a verse from it....

Pretty Riko, walkin' down the street
Pretty Riko the JGirl I like to meet
Pretty Riko I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you, mercy

No doubt.