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Review: Review: Monah

Edmond D.

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Maybe it’s me, but I could never understand the HYPE behind this woman. :unsure:

It’s almost as if these are a bunch of ADOLESCENT boys who’ve NEVER seen “boobies” before. :rolleyes:

Like “Lana,” another overhyped broad, I think the 20th century poet known as “Flavor Flav” said it best when he expressed, “DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!:cool:
 

JayGrant

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Maybe it’s me, but I could never understand the HYPE behind this woman. :unsure:

It’s almost as if these are a bunch of ADOLESCENT boys who’ve NEVER seen “boobies” before. :rolleyes:

Like “Lana,” another overhyped broad, I think the 20th century poet known as “Flavor Flav” said it best when he expressed, “DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!:cool:
I’ve seen and dated women with big naturals. Issue is I have a preference for them, I don’t want to have time to find and date a chick to get an audience with them as it’s a time/money trade off. For now, it’s just easier to not have to dedicate little money/time to get smothered for a few minutes. It’s like losing $500 at a poker table over a 5 hour period. It’s an entertainment charge. It varies but, for me, this trade off leaves me in the black and I only have to dedicate a half hour. It’s a win.
 

pmudslide007

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JayGrant

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Fantastic review. I will agree with you on most of what you said but her breasts are extraordinary and them alone worth the trip.
But again great review.
I got TF’d by her yesterday. All the reviews are right, it’s a meh massage but the shape, weight and look of those bad boys are A list. I didn’t stand a chance.
 

pmudslide007

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Yea on a scale of 1-10 it's like this: Face - 4 , Body - 3.5 (huge Belly.. man.. c'mon just jog around the block at lease once a month...) , Personality - 4 (Best not to have a convo..) Breasts - 8.2. Squint your eyes to avoid everything else.... you've been warned.
My scale 1-10
Breasts 9.9
Breasts 9.9
Breasts 9.9
Everything else - who cares lol
 

Max Pressure

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My scale 1-10
Breasts 9.9
Breasts 9.9
Breasts 9.9
Everything else - who cares lol
For those who remember In Living Color, Damon Wayans played a detective that was just a head and a pair of feet. I want Monah in that form. Just a head and a pair of breasts. Pay $25 just to see what the fuss is about. Never seen her, but these reviews got me curious. But if the service/body is wack, it isn't worth the price of admission.
 

jobbobhob

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For those who remember In Living Color, Damon Wayans played a detective that was just a head and a pair of feet. I want Monah in that form. Just a head and a pair of breasts. Pay $25 just to see what the fuss is about. Never seen her, but these reviews got me curious. But if the service/body is wack, it isn't worth the price of admission.
Head and breasts is a nice combo.
 

Edmond D.

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For those who remember In Living Color, Damon Wayans played a detective that was just a head and a pair of feet. I want Monah in that form. Just a head and a pair of breasts. Pay $25 just to see what the fuss is about. Never seen her, but these reviews got me curious. But if the service/body is wack, it isn't worth the price of admission.
You, sir, are one SICK f@#k!
 

pmudslide007

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For those who remember In Living Color, Damon Wayans played a detective that was just a head and a pair of feet. I want Monah in that form. Just a head and a pair of breasts. Pay $25 just to see what the fuss is about. Never seen her, but these reviews got me curious. But if the service/body is wack, it isn't worth the price of admission.
Lol.
I’ve seen her and it’s worth it at least once. Trust me.
 
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