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Review: Review - MK Therapy

Steelhead

"Only Spinners"
Messages: 452
Reviews: 18
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#2
I guess there's someone for everyone,......but I'm not buying it, I wasted enough time, a little bit of money to know better.

I know we all want the 18 yo spinner,
Wrong,.....that's what she promises, assumes, when one is headed for/out the door, that is if she's on site but more often then not,.......you have to call the number taped to the door and wait. You're suggesting there were two people working on a Tuesday when most of the time, there's no one, having to make the call.

I HAD to see what the fuss was about.
There is no fuss, her best attribute being a very, very hard, painful massage if that's one thing,....otherwise, monster jugs and hurtful on the eyes.

Next thing I know, door locked and some fun
I already know your answer, you'll suggest you know the room doors are only curtains,.....so you're saying she locked the front door which always has a wedge, jammed in the bottom, keeping it ajar,.....that's yet another issue, even if the place did offer the "thin girl" she always promises, who wants to run the risk of anyone just walking in.....lastly, your first visit, she jumps to the quick with a full card,... guess it was convenient she sent the other girl home, no hiding what was going on with no door on the room....laughing, great ending but not as bad as a usual neighborhood offering,.....what neighborhood?

Just my own observations, perhaps this is a marketing ploy, a scheme, if not, for the life of me, I don't understand why.........
 

PickleRick

Registered Member
Messages: 735
Reviews: 19
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#3
I guess there's someone for everyone,......but I'm not buying it, I wasted enough time, a little bit of money to know better.


Wrong,.....that's what she promises, assumes, when one is headed for/out the door, that is if she's on site but more often then not,.......you have to call the number taped to the door and wait. You're suggesting there were two people working on a Tuesday when most of the time, there's no one, having to make the call.


There is no fuss, her best attribute being a very, very hard, painful massage if that's one thing,....otherwise, monster jugs and hurtful on the eyes.


I already know your answer, you'll suggest you know the room doors are only curtains,.....so you're saying she locked the front door which always has a wedge, jammed in the bottom, keeping it ajar,.....that's yet another issue, even if the place did offer the "thin girl" she always promises, who wants to run the risk of anyone just walking in.....lastly, your first visit, she jumps to the quick with a full card,... guess it was convenient she sent the other girl home, no hiding what was going on with no door on the room....laughing, great ending but not as bad as a usual neighborhood offering,.....what neighborhood?

Just my own observations, perhaps this is a marketing ploy, a scheme, if not, for the life of me, I don't understand why.........
Smells fishy steelhead. I never got the vibe that more then a topless he was available. There is another woman there, but she was far from thin. I don't have even think she spoke English. The main lady is very agressive. So anything is possible. I don't see why anyone would lie about a session. To what end? You know?
 

dodgeboy

Always picked last in Dodgeball
Messages: 50
Reviews: 2
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#4
Ok Guys yea I can see you being skeptics. I have had bad experiences at other places where you guys had awesome times and raved about it. But I'm telling you it wasn't bad and maybe not your cup of tea. Just gave you the honest ass review, take it or leave it, go or don't. It's my mongering duty. I can say this, I was the first customer at River and she was colder than ice to me, now I hear you guys are having a ball, if that's a good pun. lol

Yes her massage was pretty hard, yes to what you guys said. Though because it was late, no other girl was there and I did have to wait a while for her to handle another customer for about 30 mins. I told her I wasn't in a rush, maybe you wouldn't have waited. So formulate your own skeptical theory, I merely stating the facts Jack.

Pickle, I have no reason to lie, but I do have a mongering duty to report for better or for worse. In the case, Better!

Steelhead, Maybe it was my charm? Because I speak Mandarin? Maybe i'm just hotter than you? lol :p

If you can't handle the review, then either don't go, and if you think i'm lying, then ..I.. ..I.. is all I have for you.;)
 

dodgeboy

Always picked last in Dodgeball
Messages: 50
Reviews: 2
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#5
I guess there's someone for everyone,......but I'm not buying it, I wasted enough time, a little bit of money to know better.


Wrong,.....that's what she promises, assumes, when one is headed for/out the door, that is if she's on site but more often then not,.......you have to call the number taped to the door and wait. You're suggesting there were two people working on a Tuesday when most of the time, there's no one, having to make the call.


There is no fuss, her best attribute being a very, very hard, painful massage if that's one thing,....otherwise, monster jugs and hurtful on the eyes.


I already know your answer, you'll suggest you know the room doors are only curtains,.....so you're saying she locked the front door which always has a wedge, jammed in the bottom, keeping it ajar,.....that's yet another issue, even if the place did offer the "thin girl" she always promises, who wants to run the risk of anyone just walking in.....lastly, your first visit, she jumps to the quick with a full card,... guess it was convenient she sent the other girl home, no hiding what was going on with no door on the room....laughing, great ending but not as bad as a usual neighborhood offering,.....what neighborhood?

Just my own observations, perhaps this is a marketing ploy, a scheme, if not, for the life of me, I don't understand why.........
Forgot to add, the Central Jersey Neighborhood. I roam about a 50 mile radius.
 

coolguy

Registered Member
Messages: 52
Reviews: 10
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#6
Dodgeboy must be writing his review on behalf of Cici. The funniest thing he said it that his back feels better, maybe because she twisted and stretched him so hard his neck snapped and he can't even feel his back anymore. Her big titties are fun to play with and get sliding all around you, she even tries to smother you with them, like titty asphyxiation, thought I was gonna pass out. Her mental problems and aggressive hard massage, and wrestling stretching still has my body messed up to this day. The only Sinatra you might get there is an actual kick in the head.
 

dodgeboy

Always picked last in Dodgeball
Messages: 50
Reviews: 2
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#8
He is gloating that he paid an unattractive 60 year old to fuck him.
Is that your uneducated opinion? Ok, whatever you say. Did that make you feel better? Do you feel like you gained or won something? Ok, but one question you have to ask, do I really care?
 

Biggeorge

Review Contributor
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Reviews: 35
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#9
I have known dodgeboy for a number of years on other sites. I have always found him to be honest, credible & a good person. Just because others may have had a different experience than he did, doesn't mean his experience was made up.

As we all know with most of these ladies, it is YMMV.

Nice review DB. It sounds like you had a nice time there.

Also don't let Pickle get to you. If you read some of his posts you will see that he is a big critic.
 

dodgeboy

Always picked last in Dodgeball
Messages: 50
Reviews: 2
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#10
Dodgeboy must be writing his review on behalf of Cici. The funniest thing he said it that his back feels better, maybe because she twisted and stretched him so hard his neck snapped and he can't even feel his back anymore. Her big titties are fun to play with and get sliding all around you, she even tries to smother you with them, like titty asphyxiation, thought I was gonna pass out. Her mental problems and aggressive hard massage, and wrestling stretching still has my body messed up to this day. The only Sinatra you might get there is an actual kick in the head.
Actually I have to wonder why you would say all of this, when it's not what I experienced. Are you posting on behalf of a competitor? What is your gain, agenda or reason? I gave a review, as I experienced it. And you and Dillweed seem to be condemning. Makes ME have to wonder.
 

dodgeboy

Always picked last in Dodgeball
Messages: 50
Reviews: 2
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#11
I have known dodgeboy for a number of years on other sites. I have always found him to be honest, credible & a good person. Just because others may have had a different experience than he did, doesn't mean his experience was made up.

As we all know with most of these ladies, it is YMMV.

Nice review DB. It sounds like you had a nice time there.

Also don't let Pickle get to you. If you read some of his posts you will see that he is a big critic.
Thanks George!
 

coolguy

Registered Member
Messages: 52
Reviews: 10
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#15
Wild and aggressive is one thing, thick and stocky is okay too, but whole experience is her using wrestling, tackling, bone cracking, muscle wrenching submission moves, then finall
 

coolguy

Registered Member
Messages: 52
Reviews: 10
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#16
Wild and aggressive is one thing, thick and stocky is okay too, but the whole experience is her using wrestling, tackling, bone cracking, muscle wrenching submission moves, then finally smothering you with her greasy body and you wanna cum just to get the hell out of there and end the torture.

She obviously has mental problems and if you can't see it then take the boob goggles off.
 

PickleRick

Registered Member
Messages: 735
Reviews: 19
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#17
Wild and aggressive is one thing, thick and stocky is okay too, but whole experience is her using wrestling, tackling, bone cracking, muscle wrenching submission moves, then finall
Lol some of us like it rough. But I get what you say coolguy. It isn't for everyone. I just liked her for some strange reason.
 
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