Review: REVIEW: A Nightmare On Qns Blvd- Red Rose Spa

[jfrank]

Title: Review: REVIEW: A Nightmare On Qns Blvd- Red Rose Spa
Date: Jun 10, 2022
Phone: 6463879562
City: Elmhurst
State: NY
Location: Near Qns Center Mall
Age Estimate: 50s?
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Skinny, no ass, saggy A cup

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Recommendation: No

 

[Levin79]

The Coco at 85-04 is petite and not fat perhaps she left and Lisa from Sasa was great.

 

[TJ9000]

but how were the crabs tho

 

[DTWx011]

but how were the crabs tho

Im dying picturing this dude stealing a crab or two because he's so mad at the service

edit: This helps a lot OP. Ive been on hiatus for awhile and was thinking about making a return and starting with this spot. Saved me the trouble. thanks for review

 

[RickeyRomance]

The spas in that area have been washed up for some time now. Even pre-pandemic. Manhattan prices for C-level Flushing quality.

Sorry about your experience but Jessica Bangkok will never be walking through the door in any of those spas.

 

[NYK334]

Been to this place many times over the years. The quality has declined terribly. Used to be some decent girls here.

 

[Europuestos]

Great review, sucks that you went through this but at least you’ll have a funny story for when your drinking with your friends.

 

[ChrsJ10]

Excellent review. Sorry for your waste of time. I can’t get over the “slow cooker with crabs” comment. On to the next one I guess.

 

[humpday]

You might not be the only one screamed at that night. TOFTT is sometimes very harsh.

 

[Powder914]

I was too embarrassed to review to the brotherhood my visit to this "dungeon dump" just a few nights ago!

Got a We Chat from "Summer" (Lotus Spa on Main Street), who said she was back in town. If you know Lotus Spa these grannies are not easy on the eye, but take a pounding for peanuts (never more than $1.2 including BBBJ). I figured I'd visit her big DS lips at the address provided on Queens Blvd. As our brother @jfrank said, it was a nightmare - I missed the crab dinner though...

In short, plenty of better grannies out there in more hygienic places.

 

[Sporty3064]

One of the funniest and bizarre reviews I've read so far. It's like a Cohen bros movie lol. Sorry but thanks for TOFTT.

 

[XLToki]

One of the funniest and bizarre reviews I've read so far. It's like a Cohen bros movie lol. Sorry but thanks for TOFTT.

My sentiments also. I feel a combination of empathy and gratitude.

 

[wasper]

One of the funniest and bizarre reviews I've read so far. It's like a Cohen bros movie lol. Sorry but thanks for TOFTT.

The Crabs Abide.

 

[Kidsanit]

This spa was closed last week by legal.

 

[sloppynoise]

They might try to do the same shit to LE.

 

[XLToki]

One of the funniest and bizarre reviews I've read so far. It's like a Cohen bros movie lol. Sorry but thanks for TOFTT.

My thoughts as well. Thank you for posting the report OP!

 

[spahunter03]

I love these TOFTT posts. Entertaining + super helpful.