Review: Purple-EPM

[hkcd999]

Title: Review: Purple-EPM
Date: Sep 26, 2023
Phone: 267-563-1205
City: philadelphia
State: pennsylvania
Location: center city
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 320
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 28-34
Physical Description: About 5'3-5'4" 100-105lbs with giant C Cup, website is mainly 92% accurate

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[Anyabalone]

Maybe it's my age. But that wasn't easy to read....

 

[Bluedude]

Maybe it's my age. But that wasn't easy to read....

It's not just you

 

[DirkMigler]

Less is more

 

[Albinopreto]

Almost had a stroke reading that shit. Get a 7/10 for the reviews thanks

 

[Rodstiffington]

Yea, pretty sure this is the same idiot that is known as Zard999 on RMaps. Not sure why they have to write these worthless reviews that are impossible to read, and extremely douchey.

 

[charliebrown]

Yea, pretty sure this is the same idiot that is known as Zard999 on RMaps. Not sure why they have to write these worthless reviews that are impossible to read, and extremely douchey.

Absolutely no need to be insulting. Please try an refrain from reflecting your comments.

PS, would not argue with the comment but I would how a review site with very little reviews would even consider knocking the ONLY review written for this provider.

 

[Twp1032]

No pic in a black bikini or red sofa. Pics of her from a different site?

 

[Mattewli888]

There was another purple in sep~oct at EPM. This review is about that purple. As far as i know there is no review on this board related to the cureemt purple.

 

[PhillyJimi]

HKDC, thank you for trying to be creative (yes here come a but), you're taking it a bit too far. Here is just a sample of why some guys are being critical. Trust me, I can be a wind bag myself.

"...got vip hint purple from nova dc has made her album debut here so booked to navigate her goodies this morning. website is pretty much 90-92% accurate with her features; double giant rocket launchers bulging out between B-C's for nourishment purposes. her face game is similar; the 2nd pic with her in half black bikini half naked form modeling on the red sofa is about 87% accurate with tip of nose slightly blunt like a soft beak pushing upfront(taller nose)."

Replace it with something like, "The pictures look like her, with in all reason, especially her nice tits."

I have read it 4 time and am yet to understand exactly what it means. I mean how am I supposed to process a 87% accurate picture from a 88% accurate picture? Are tits really "rocket launchers"? I can only imagine the results, Purple will get, if she tries to use a cell phone language translator to read this review. I am sure she will be very confused.

Thanks for the review and yes, less is more most of the time.

 

[Mattewli888]

Lol at least op is better than other 90% of lurkers without any reviews! I would cut some slack for him. I need whatever op is smoking tho

 

[PurpleRayne33]

But the #s make his review more objective! /s Seriously though, many of the posters in USASG's Manhattan forum write like the most excessive gourmands you could imagine.

 

[droport7]

Lmal I actually like his review. Got a good 37% kick out of it. Definitely one I had to park to read slow. Understood about 83% of it.