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Review: "Privaite Spa Services" - Jenkintown - Nicole

MonceCitizen

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Title: Review: "Privaite Spa Services" - Jenkintown - Nicole
Date: Nov 30, 2023
Phone: Craigslist, no phone given
City: Jenkintown
State: PA
Location: Near Old York and West Ave.
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $120
Nationality: Black
Age Estimate: Mid 40's+
Physical Description: Pretty, short, maybe 5'5"ish. Slim, toned body. Pics on her ads are accurate

Recommendation: Yes
 

markkennedy

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Love the review! There are many providers and shops that have a great niche, and is no for everyone. But when you find one like this that fills a niche you enjoy, is a jackpot! Have read her as a thousand times but always skip because of the reviews. Now THIS review changes my mind. Love a great sensual tease! Thank you, well done.
 

Bultaco103

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Title: Review: "Privaite Spa Services" - Jenkintown - Nicole
Date: Nov 30, 2023
Phone: Craigslist, no phone given
City: Jenkintown
State: PA
Location: Near Old York and West Ave.
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $120
Nationality: Black
Age Estimate: Mid 40's+
Physical Description: Pretty, short, maybe 5'5"ish. Slim, toned body. Pics on her ads are accurate

Recommendation: Yes
First off the pictures she posts look nothing like her. She is in no way as cute or physically attractive. She is short and a bit dorky looking. She also is annoying setting up an appointment as she really doesn’t want to do the shaving/ haircuts,etc

She definitely tries her best to get you aroused and then complains that you have an erection. Then she starts it over again. If you like being a fool, she is your girl.
 

MonceCitizen

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First off the pictures she posts look nothing like her. She is in no way as cute or physically attractive. She is short and a bit dorky looking. She also is annoying setting up an appointment as she really doesn’t want to do the shaving/ haircuts,etc

She definitely tries her best to get you aroused and then complains that you have an erection. Then she starts it over again. If you like being a fool, she is your girl.
I disagree about the pictures. They are not some other woman, they're clearly of her. I expect someone to throw a filter on a pic when they are advertising themselves and that don't bother me, but it's not a misrepresentation of her physically at all IMO.

She never said anything to me about mine. As sensual as that particular massage is, she's gotta expect that is gonna happen and I'd be annoyed by her complaining about it too. As always in this game YMMV. I didn't expect a HE going in thanks to other people that reviewed her, but I was very happy with the service I received.
 

blueyetimug

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I just read her ad - there’s a special with “manscaping” services, and the yoga massage supports “naturists”.

maybe you just need to unfurl the hog from the start and see what’s what?

Jenkintown is a bit of a haul for me but I would TOFTT and go for the naked offering
 

Bultaco103

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I disagree about the pictures. They are not some other woman, they're clearly of her. I expect someone to throw a filter on a pic when they are advertising themselves and that don't bother me, but it's not a misrepresentation of her physically at all IMO.

She never said anything to me about mine. As sensual as that particular massage is, she's gotta expect that is gonna happen and I'd be annoyed by her complaining about it too. As always in this game YMMV. I didn't expect a HE going in thanks to other people that reviewed her, but I was very happy with the service I received.
Then you clearly have not seen an eye doctor in 20 years. She is missing teeth, she is extremely short, her hairstyle not close, she has no similar facial features. But you feel it is not a misrepresentation? So funny
 

MonceCitizen

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"she is missing teeth" - not showing any teeth in her pics, I didn't notice myself, but ok. Not a misrepresentation

"she is extremely short" - the only pics of her body, she is sitting down. So no way of telling how tall or short she is. Not a misrepresentation

"her hairstyle is not close" - you might have had that point months ago, but more recently she's been using an additional face picture that shows she has locs. Not a misrepresentation.

"she has no similar facial features" - now I'm questioning your eyesight. I'm the one that's been there more recently. That is clearly her in the pictures in her ads. Does she look better in the pics than she does in person without makeup in dim/bad lighting. Sure... and?
 

MonceCitizen

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I just read her ad - there’s a special with “manscaping” services, and the yoga massage supports “naturists”.

maybe you just need to unfurl the hog from the start and see what’s what?

Jenkintown is a bit of a haul for me but I would TOFTT and go for the naked offering
I've thought about the yoga massage, but I am the opposite of flexible. lol
 

MonceCitizen

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I did see her again since I posted this review. Just wanted to say that @Bultaco103 was correct about her missing some teeth. I hadn't noticed my first visit, but thanks to him I couldn't STOP focusing on it lol. I still had a great time and will see her again.
 

Bultaco103

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I did see her again since I posted this review. Just wanted to say that @Bultaco103 was correct about her missing some teeth. I hadn't noticed my first visit, but thanks to him I couldn't STOP focusing on it lol. I still had a great time and will see her again.
It’s not just the missing teeth, or the pictures not looking like her, it’s the whole abusive thing … she directly tries to get you aroused and the chastises you for getting aroused. Maybe it’s a thing and certain guys like it. As Mr T says I pity the fool
 

rockman

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It’s not just the missing teeth, or the pictures not looking like her, it’s the whole abusive thing … she directly tries to get you aroused and the chastises you for getting aroused. Maybe it’s a thing and certain guys like it. As Mr T says I pity the fool
Just a terrible service from any angle!!
 
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