Review: Paradise - Yoyo Squirting Unicorn

[automatic_tiger]

I'm probably in the minority but I don't want to sit and listen to another monger slobber, sweat and jizz on the woman I am waiting to slobber, sweat and jizz on.

I know what you mean, KTD!
Kinda dims the shine - I'm there in the minority with you!
For some this much reality might stoke the fires, but not for me.
This must be part of the reason that AMP infrastructure is usually set up to minimize interactions with other customers. Still, effective soundproofing seems to elude them.

 

[lousy143]

lmao

 

[SlickWillyClinton]

I'm probably in the minority but I don't want to sit and listen to another monger slobber, sweat and jizz on the woman I am waiting to slobber, sweat and jizz on.

I was once at sun spa and someone was giving mickey the business (body to body impact sounds plus her overacting moans) and it cracked myself and my attendant up. Good times.

 

[MonceCitizen]

Putting details like that in the TITLE of a review is reckless IMO.

 

[30000 rpm]

Putting details like that in the TITLE of a review is reckless IMO.

That's because we got a bit of a pissing contest going on, pun intended.

 

[mail]

She makes you wait 30 min because it takes that long for the gallon of water she drinks between clients to work it’s way to her bladder.

 

[sunjada]

Everything I did was covered.. I was offered uncovered bbbj in the shower but declined.

You did the right thing

 

[Fluid]

Someone mentioned a very interesting youtube channel on the subject - its worth a view

An entire channel???!!

 

[Jerzeyboy]

Yoyo’s. back. Officially starts tomorrow. Sunday Nov 5. Let the waterfalls start flowing.