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Review: OneTwo - Tiffany

Steelhead

"Only Spinners"
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How is near GFE if it is only standard service?
I wondered myself. "As other reviews have noted?" I think there are some that need to revisit or learn what the term means by definition of the hobby. Even though there is no guarantee of anything and just cause someone is paying for time and company, everything remains subjective, it should not be implied what may be possible, if there's no basis, no history for a possible expectation based on the acronym.

I haven't seen anything to make me think a GFE experience is in the cards regardless of the length of session or tip offered at this store or with any of the attendants. I might suggest at best they are a tease, want what they want for maximized freight. There's no denying Alicia by example is a turn-on, visually pleasing and that's where it ends but don't take my word for it, read her reviews......even the location/parking sucks.

So let's all wander in looking for that near GFE experience with Tiffany, lol....cause Jerseyboy said so, from his lips to God's ears without a lick of an expletive, acronym or a hint of anything other then "you can't go wrong". I don't understand the need to imply shit, to make something appear what it isn't, to make something more then it is which, if one's lucky,.... "near" standard service with a push for non-standard fees while shorted on time is more likely.....
 

Ellocohombre

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So if you and your girlfriend have wild passionate sex that doesn't include intercourse is that not GFE ?
The touch, the kiss, the caressing, is all part of a great experience.
 

East Lake II

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I like Tiffany, I like her a lot. It’s not because of her service level or even her looks or her body. It’s the back and forth, the banter. She is great at playing the game and I really have a good time with her. With Tiffany, more than any other, there is a cerebral component which makes it all the more exciting. Tiffany is pretty cool. Spend some time, and money, get to know her. She’s a bit different than most. I still remember the lines she tried to use during our first meeting. We laugh about them now. Play hard to get, she will come around.
 

Coyote

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So realizing that everyone’s Ymmv what can one expect from Tiffany. I know from reading the reviews it doesn’t appear that fs is available But what is avavaible ??? PM me if you would like instead of posting Thanks
 

Steelhead

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So if you and your girlfriend have wild passionate sex that doesn't include intercourse is that not GFE ?
I'll assume this is directed to me, hopeful I'm assuming incorrectly. Careful bro,......as I clearly wrote in the post:
learn what the term means by definition of the hobby.
My personal life is not for you to question, relate to or compare, as it's none of your business and obviously, my private life isn't a hobby,....
 

Jerseyboy

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Steelhead -not a clue who you are, nor do you know me, and we’ve never interacted, so not sure why you felt the need to chastise me (though you did it in a mild manner so not too offended).

I wasn’t trying to mislead anyone. Though I am a long time visitor of AMPs, I am not schooled nor ever that interested in studying the language of the hobby. I surmise from reading sites like this and comments from more learned members like yourself, that GFE in the true meaning of the word means certain actions were performed or could be. I apologize if people thought I meant that. To me, by GFE I mean that she was pleasant, engaged and enjoyable to spend time with ...much like an actual girlfriend might be.

Hope that clears things up for any confused. perhaps the more accurate description would be to say It was standard service.
 

Steelhead

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Hey Jersey........not judging and no need for an apology, I wasn't looking for one nor expecting one.
All of this is subjective, fantasy, right up until someone invests time and resources based on shared information, offered suggestion or opinion, ie: the board and takes the initiative, makes the call, goes for a drive.

Call it a personal problem, call it my problem but in having learned exactly what the acro's meant a long time ago,...call it a guide for the potential, possible indication for what may be in the cards, the process starts. At times, I've rearranged my work day,... showered, shaved, trimmed my nails, groomed myself accordingly, slightest air of body wash, brushed my teeth, mouth wash and jumped in the car. Often times if going to a place for the first time and depending on the time of day, I'll stop at a bakery, maybe a deli or a liquor store as a token of kindness, being thoughtful. At times the drive is 10 minutes other times, unlimited. For instance, Tina in Sewell is a two hour drive for me,...

As I digress, I have a penchant for spinners (which is a whole other debate) which offer at the very least, a GFE experience, a known, accepted description for what may be possible during the encounter. Arriving, I pay the HF and these days, very often the tip is asked for upfront, which I hate but in some instances, understand the ladies perspective. All in all, I'm fine,....looking forward to that implied, GFE experience I read about.

So we've all been there,.....towel or sheet comes out, draped from the waste down, hymm,... some lame medium/hard massage ensues, with or without oil. Now 20 minutes, 30 minutes into the session, some tease grab-ass starts, the flip happens, might turn her face to the side offering a cheek. Right about now, one starts to realize, they will eating the HF, will be lucky to get any of the fronted tip returned......while wondering, did I see the wrong attendant,.. one blows in their palm of their hand, wondering about their breath, was the tip enough? I normally don't fight or argue, trying to get it back, I just don't return. Chalk it up to a waste of money and time, which for me, my time is more valuable then the money.

What I really mean is, I assume responsibility for my session. Normally, I would read a respected mongers perspective about any given someone or sent a PM making an inquiry, those knowing whom they are but sometimes, based on what is offered implied, I might roll the dice,....based on someone I'm not familiar with who offers a history of messages, some meaningful reviews, like minded content which seemingly appeals to my senses, like GFE, spinners, for instance....

The point. Yes, our hobby, the session, subjective but the thread, the posts shouldn't be misleading as such, intentional or otherwise. I don't think I'm alone on this one. An accurate account doesn't mean it has to be graphic but hopefully provide enough information for anyone reading, to make an informed decision. Of course one could always solicit a PM response from the OP, anyone as well. I don't buy the debate of not knowing what to expect if the review doesn't read like a Hustler segment, which I was also guilty of early on. I doubt anyone would confuse the meaning, seeing the absence of a "B", in it's place, a "C" or an "L" in place of a "D" or indicating Standard, GFE, PSE and so on.....assume responsibility for what we are posting, how and who it affects. A simple, accurate indication of details should suffice, while leaving the embellished, misinformed, made-up stuff for the obvious, those with grandiose egos or trying gain access to seeing the private content.
 

andy bird

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Who here has not had a GF where you go on a date and the only orgasm is back at home with your lonesome...another variant of the GFE.

So to the point...i agree that we need to have a common definition of the TLAs and FLAs, so we at least know what ballbark we are playing in.

(another possible miscommunicatio) LFK? She called you a little fat kid in a dominant tone of voice? Wooeee..im headin over now!
 

East Lake II

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The value of this thread is the subjectivity of the how the definition of service acronyms varies from reviewer to reviewer. The same acronym many have several different meanings depending on who is writing the review. For instance, GFE in this thread alone has at least three definitions. One of the definitions borders on what I would call PSE.
 

Ellocohombre

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Most of the guys that are chasing a 'Dream' only think of that acronym to mean one thing and get disappointed when they find out otherwise. With no clear description if the meaning I think it causes confusion.
 

paco2888

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Exactly! As Steelhead noted, it’s within the context of the hobby and short for Koondog’s definition. While GFE can literally mean any type of nice experience with a real girlfriend, let’s get real and understand that our lovely and attentive ladies are NOT our girlfriends!
Hmmm...I've always taken GFE to mean the girl will do everything that a girlfriend would do--kiss passionately, not use a condom for anything, get into the action, nothing off the table, etc.
I
 

Roaming287

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Generally speaking, one fucks their girlfriend. But having met her, it is hard to describe her standard service with what can be considered a girlfriendlike intimacy.
 
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