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Review: NYCSE Rosie is Riveting

BrettKavanaugh

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Title: Review: NYCSE Rosie is Riveting
Date: Jan 10, 2024
Phone: 929-688-9994
City: ny
State: ny
Location: penn
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 320 for 45
Nationality: Vietnamese
Age Estimate: 30s
Physical Description: I can't think of anyone ever with a photo set this hot, this complete, this representative and this accurate. What the pix do not convey is her 5'0 stature, and her expressiveness in action - the laughing faces are adorable, the sex faces are outrageously sexy, and there's a whole lot of both. If anything, she is more attractive in person - she's lost 5 pounds since arriving, so she's now at the perfect balance of being both incredibly fit - good lord those abs - but also very feminine. The only quibble might be her MMs can't appear the most natural given she has like 2% bodyfat.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Zippy17

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She's actually 19% body fat, (or was 19% the last time she tested), which is the equivalent of 10% on a guy, which is pretty fucking shredded unless you're a stage-ready competitive bodybuilder. She thought I'm 5-6% and I thanked her, but fessed up to my current ~12%. She doesn't have a molecule of identifiable fat anywhere on her body; every fat cell she has is deep intramuscular and not anywhere else. If she were measured by skin calipers instead of DEXA scan or MRI, she'd probably come out much lower, because there's absolutely nothing that could be pinched on her, anywhere. She's lean enough right now to compete in women's bikini class with very little pre-contest prep.
 

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(I wanted to go against brand and have the entirety of the review be "fuck yeah", but turns out not only are there word limits, but there's a 200 character minimum.)
Appreciate the concise review style! You're a gifted writer, but some of your reviews have gotten so long that I confess to skipping them. I sometime write long ones, too, though.

What I most want to hear in a review is (1) what does she look like and (2) what's it like to be with her.

You managed to comprehensively answer both of those questions in an enjoyable, quick read!
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Sometimes less is more.

But, guys, don't get too excited about me turning over a new leaf or anything. Because most of the time more is more.
(I feel like I could say the same thing about breasts, now that I think about it).

In this case I was tempted to just repeat "Fuck yeah" over and over like Bart Simpson on the chalk board or Jack Nicholson in The Shining until I got to my 200 characters.
 

hhnyc77

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Did he get credit for the review ? Not that he needs it :unsure::unsure::unsure::ROFLMAO:
:ROFLMAO::giggle:


Just bustin balls
One day (roughly 6.34 years later, based on his current account balance), his credits will run out.

But with some significant and historical cases to hear and decide in the coming days, I guess we can forgive him for his succinct account this time.
 

night5678

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BK I need to block you, I was coming to terms with just going abstinent for while but between wechats review and now yours... I might end up seeing her. Wish I was in better shape though, she's so fit it's almost intimidating lol.
 

The REAL Bxbrown

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What is this bullshit of an excuse you're calling a review? Where is the rest of the 1800 missing words?? :ROFLMAO:
:LOL::ROFLMAO: And you win best comment of the day!

For a sec I thought someone hacked BK

@BrettKavanaugh God's work!

Every time I read a Rosie review I get sad that my first visit of the year was Ariya when it was supposed to be Rosie :(
 

WeChat User

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BK I need to block you, I was coming to terms with just going abstinent for while but between wechats review and now yours... I might end up seeing her. Wish I was in better shape though, she's so fit it's almost intimidating lol.
Thank you Mr. Night(y)

Judge K are you feeling alright?

I agree with your review but are you feeling well?
 

cher_cheri

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Since the Justice has some extremely important decisions to work on right now, in the role of his clerk, I will supply some additional text for the, admittedly scanty, review.

As soon as I saw her pics, I knew I was going to rivet her.
One look at her body and it was clear she had the strength to win the war, though, now that I think about, which war is an interesting question.
I brought along a red bandana with white polka dots and made her wear it throughout.
When we were approaching the finish, we screamed together, "we can do it!"
 

Sintax

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Since the Justice has some extremely important decisions to work on right now, in the role of his clerk, I will supply some additional text for the, admittedly scanty, review.

As soon as I saw her pics, I knew I was going to rivet her.
One look at her body and it was clear she had the strength to win the war, though, now that I think about, which war is an interesting question.
I brought along a red bandana with white polka dots and made her wear it throughout.
When we were approaching the finish, we screamed together, "we can do it!"
God Bless America!
 
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