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Review: Nirvana Exton
- Thread starter Mmfun7849
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Strange on both ends. Why set up a shop meant to tease guys having sexy chics that accidentally brush and touch, but have no intention of the real deal? Bait and switch. Fire the girl that completes what they clearly intend to portray? Just maybe run a legit place without the boob show and stop all the teasing stuff. Or allow each attendant to make their own call? It is weird to do all the teasing and looking hot and then admonish the guy/girl for falling for the obvious intended implication. I guess it is a modern millennial form of self punishment. Had a bad day let me go get teased out of my mind and rejected and chastised for the resulting arousal. Maybe I just don’t get it?
Apparently, the "blue ball special" is perfectly acceptable for a lot of guys for reasons I will never understand. Some guys get fixated on the thought that "next time" they will get more and keep going back only to prove the definition of "insanity". Personally, wasting so much time and money just to try to put another notch on the belt makes no sense when there are so many known options within short distances. Nothing wrong if you go with just the expectation of a good massage. Even I need that once in awhile, and then go play somewhere else without wasting time during the session with a mediocre or half-assed massage.
I am with you Scubatoo. I used to go to this amazing massage therapist who was 100% trained, would have you first flex the muscle she was going to work then really dig in. She worked literally every muscle. I think it was the psoas muscle from the spine to the groin, but she would dig into it and for some odd reason I would get a huge boner, she never once accidentally bumped it. She would just work around it and neither of us would even mention it. I would leave 2” taller. Then drive to the old West Chester Therapy and get that boner properly addressed. Btw she wore white scrubs, no cleavage, no leggings, no makeup, and of course no faux tease blue ball disrespectful stuff.
Try going to Purple Orchid, you get pulled into a room before tour beer arrived and your pants get dropped before you reach the couch. Fun place. Most strip places you can get some action, but all of them at least you feel some boobs and butts. I had 30 minutes to kill and spotted Purple Orchid and thought why not? Holy crap as soon as the one girl finished me off I went to get my first beer and another one starts working me over at the bar. Round 2!
@Bultaco103 i keep hearing great things about P/O but have been too lazy to make the ride. Now fully vaccinated I think I will go. I love the adventure behind getting action at a club. G/C always works too. But, rate is so high that most of the time I end up passing on what I could potentially get. Ok to P/M you for more on your experiences?