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Review: New Chinese Massage Bloomsburg - Lulu
- Thread starter BobLaublaw11
- Start date
I gave up on this place FOREVER.
Yeah, you heard me ! FOREVER!
Lisa was heavily distracted WHILE giving massage by her cell phone, to the point it was off-putting.
She would have had less phone time if she worked at AT&T as an operator!
I barely had one hand on me 95% of the time.
So gents, I implore you to BAN THIS PLACE FOREVER AS WELL!!!
Do I sound mad? Damn skippy I’m mad. You do not do that to a guy who drove an hour to have a massage.
BANNED FOREVER I SAY!!!
Yeah, you heard me ! FOREVER!
Lisa was heavily distracted WHILE giving massage by her cell phone, to the point it was off-putting.
She would have had less phone time if she worked at AT&T as an operator!
I barely had one hand on me 95% of the time.
So gents, I implore you to BAN THIS PLACE FOREVER AS WELL!!!
Do I sound mad? Damn skippy I’m mad. You do not do that to a guy who drove an hour to have a massage.
BANNED FOREVER I SAY!!!
When you ask for another therapist by name to finish the session, you're signaling that the other therapist is more likely to do the service that you've been denied by the first therapist. An annoyed first therapist might pass that info on to the mamasan or the owner. However, if the one you ask for IS clearly the mamasan or the owner (like @Sardu said), then it's a different story.
you think that's bad? it's not. I was in there about 3 or 4 weeks ago and in the middle of my massage another monger came in. the younger girl that was massaging me stopped to go out and greet him. She came back to me and asked something in chineese and I said whatever, just finish the massage and put my face back into the hole. She left again, then came back and started rubbing my back and ass. Then she cleared her throat, except the she was a dude. I looked up and got the worst bait and switch ever. I jumped off the table and demanded my money back which dude that was there said "no, I finish massage". I grabbed my shit and promptly left. Fuck that place forever. They could get the most stellar reviews from here until the sun burns out and I'll never go back to that place again.
The last time I was there they had 2 Old women, the time before I had a nice good looking young girl, when I asked for her by name one of the old women said yes that was her, I'm not blind, they have been advertising 4 nationality girls lately Japanese, Chinese, Asian, and one other, not sure if I will go back or not.