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Review: New Century - Maya
- Thread starter MrCarrotCake
- Start date
Carrot you're new and you did nothing wrong. This is advice for you and everyone else.
Don't be afraid to tell it as it is. Just be honest. There are plenty of guys that are willing to pay big bucks for 400lbs ladies. 3'6" ladies. 6'5" ladies. Old angry ladies that laugh at their 3" cocks and tell them they are worthless. Or give them a golden shower in their mouth.
Okay, I am being extreme in a weird attempt to be funny. And I also don't want a ton of PM about where to find a 3'6" lady that will give them a golden shower in their mouth.
Every guy has the thing that starts their motor up. No one is doing anyone a favor if a guy goes to a spa, based on someone's review, expecting X and they get Y. That guy may go home and write a bad review based on someone's recommendation. That doesn't help this community or the gal. Some of the very best experiences have been with gals north of 50. IF that is an issue for a guy then let him know up front. If I read she is 50 or 55 that sort of tell me something different as far as what level of experience and what might be available, vs a 25 year old hard body.
Welcome aboard.
Don't be afraid to tell it as it is. Just be honest. There are plenty of guys that are willing to pay big bucks for 400lbs ladies. 3'6" ladies. 6'5" ladies. Old angry ladies that laugh at their 3" cocks and tell them they are worthless. Or give them a golden shower in their mouth.
Okay, I am being extreme in a weird attempt to be funny. And I also don't want a ton of PM about where to find a 3'6" lady that will give them a golden shower in their mouth.
Every guy has the thing that starts their motor up. No one is doing anyone a favor if a guy goes to a spa, based on someone's review, expecting X and they get Y. That guy may go home and write a bad review based on someone's recommendation. That doesn't help this community or the gal. Some of the very best experiences have been with gals north of 50. IF that is an issue for a guy then let him know up front. If I read she is 50 or 55 that sort of tell me something different as far as what level of experience and what might be available, vs a 25 year old hard body.
Welcome aboard.
You’re good carrot. People love to nitpick here especially with new users but your review was perfectly fine.
They may think you’re talking about a different girl who works there and is a little bigger. Not a “linebacker” by any means, the other girl just had more meat than some guys like. I had a great time with her though.
It sounds like our tastes are very similar so will be looking forward to reading more of your reviews.
They may think you’re talking about a different girl who works there and is a little bigger. Not a “linebacker” by any means, the other girl just had more meat than some guys like. I had a great time with her though.
It sounds like our tastes are very similar so will be looking forward to reading more of your reviews.
I know Maya and she is a sweetheart. She is not skinny. A kind of a body builder built. I liked it just because it is different and not typical. Nothing to be scared of but I know it might not be for every guy but, then again there is no woman that is for every guy.
BTW, lineback isn't an insult. I would think 99% of us men want would love to have our bodies compared to a lineback. It is the ideal body shape. Not too thin and not too fat. If womean played football the linebacks (who have to be fast) would have that fitness model body. Heck if you're a guy who has fantisized about being dominated by a lady with this body shape, Maya might be your goto gal. I could see her pinning your hands down and telling you to eat her out and you would be completely powerless to stop her.
Everyone has different tastes, it isn't about my tastes.
BTW, lineback isn't an insult. I would think 99% of us men want would love to have our bodies compared to a lineback. It is the ideal body shape. Not too thin and not too fat. If womean played football the linebacks (who have to be fast) would have that fitness model body. Heck if you're a guy who has fantisized about being dominated by a lady with this body shape, Maya might be your goto gal. I could see her pinning your hands down and telling you to eat her out and you would be completely powerless to stop her.
Everyone has different tastes, it isn't about my tastes.
I don't know where Dick is from, but I have been a monger and football fan for almost 50 years. I have NEVER heard a player referred to as a Lineback. There are defensive backs, halfbacks and fullbacks. And then there are Linebackers. No Linebacks.
And while I would like to have the body of a Linebacker, I prefer my Ladies a bit on the smaller side. But as Dick says, I am sure there are guys looking for that size companion.
Stay safe boys!
And while I would like to have the body of a Linebacker, I prefer my Ladies a bit on the smaller side. But as Dick says, I am sure there are guys looking for that size companion.
Stay safe boys!
We all know he meant to type Linebacker. Between auto-spell check and typing on a cell phone, I sometimes mangle words too. I also don't think he was implying she was 6'4" tall 250 lbs. Maybe a silly joke that didn't translate well. I also like an athletic body myself.
Look I know at least 25 guys that don't like Asian ladies because they complain they are too small or tiny. A few of them I talk to about this hobby won't go to an AMP because of this. I don't think this is a problem at all for Maya.
Look I know at least 25 guys that don't like Asian ladies because they complain they are too small or tiny. A few of them I talk to about this hobby won't go to an AMP because of this. I don't think this is a problem at all for Maya.