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Review: Mika @ RS8: Essence of Japanese Girl
- Thread starter BrettKavanaugh
- Start date
Come for the steel-plated whore algorithm, stay for the nuance and introspection; something for everyone.
Your fictional son is probably on AR too, Judge, and he’s probably figured out that his dad’s a verbose horny scribbler.
So when he nabs Mika he’s gonna tell her she can’t meet his parents cause he’s an orphan.
Your fictional son is probably on AR too, Judge, and he’s probably figured out that his dad’s a verbose horny scribbler.
So when he nabs Mika he’s gonna tell her she can’t meet his parents cause he’s an orphan.
I need an emoji with a longer tongue. 
Except that, by my own admission, this is like 15% review of Mika, 85% making shit up. (But I have good intuition.) So it's not like I added anything.
Yeah, you been slackin' my friend. If you didn't review her in 2022, you are hereby granted an exemption to fold her into your 2023 in Review. She's where our boobs intersect after all!
Yeah, you been slackin' my friend. If you didn't review her in 2022, you are hereby granted an exemption to fold her into your 2023 in Review. She's where our boobs intersect after all!
@BrettKavanaugh
I appreciate your conflicted review. Makes one wonder what us old men are seeking with these girls? I recently had a similar encounter where everything appeared fine but it just wasn’t that sexy.
Thing is, when it’s right, there is nothing like it and the feeling lingers for weeks. I have come to conclusion that it’s best to think of these sessions as a really expensive box of chocolates.
I appreciate your conflicted review. Makes one wonder what us old men are seeking with these girls? I recently had a similar encounter where everything appeared fine but it just wasn’t that sexy.
Thing is, when it’s right, there is nothing like it and the feeling lingers for weeks. I have come to conclusion that it’s best to think of these sessions as a really expensive box of chocolates.
