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Review: Michelle at Asian Desires
- Thread starter Jnyc65
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Guys. This is starting to get out of hand. Listen. I like these girls at AD. They're friendly and give great service. They all have something going on that turns me on. I recommend all 4 girls that I saw, including Michelle. But let's not set up guys for major disappointments with these outlandish ratings. Looks are of course subjective, but these girls are not head to toe 8s.
If you want to give Michelle an 8.5, or hell, a 10, for her rack, that's fine. It's outstanding! But her face for me is in the lower quartile of Midtown Asians. Not ugly or anything - if you really find her "cute" more power to you - but you wouldn't pay any attention to her if she was wearing a winter coat and elbowing you out of her way at the frozen dumpling section at Hong Kong Market on Hester St. Also, she is not skinny. Cindy is skinny. Her ass is, sorry to say, flat and loose. Bottom 10% of bottoms. And I only indulge in Asian bottoms, so consider the denominator in that rating. (Luckily, I favor tits over asses). An ass score of 8 is ludicrous. That's beyond the range of reasonable subjectivity.
Now if you want to say all the working Midtown girls are angels and deserve our love and respect, ok, fine. They do! I would be more than happy to be naked in bed with Michelle right now instead of pretending to be doing my actual job while I really work on my self-appointed job of quality control on proper objectification metrics. But if Michelle has an 8.5 face, then Cindy is a 9, Bibi is a 10, Sammi is 11, and every girl at PH is at least a 10, with Joey, Rachel and Cherry pulling down 15s. Nadia at p31 has a face in the mid-teens with an ass that scores 25.
You get the point. Point is, go see Michelle, pay your respects to the fine work of her surgeon, enjoy her talents, but temper your expectations.
If you want to give Michelle an 8.5, or hell, a 10, for her rack, that's fine. It's outstanding! But her face for me is in the lower quartile of Midtown Asians. Not ugly or anything - if you really find her "cute" more power to you - but you wouldn't pay any attention to her if she was wearing a winter coat and elbowing you out of her way at the frozen dumpling section at Hong Kong Market on Hester St. Also, she is not skinny. Cindy is skinny. Her ass is, sorry to say, flat and loose. Bottom 10% of bottoms. And I only indulge in Asian bottoms, so consider the denominator in that rating. (Luckily, I favor tits over asses). An ass score of 8 is ludicrous. That's beyond the range of reasonable subjectivity.
Now if you want to say all the working Midtown girls are angels and deserve our love and respect, ok, fine. They do! I would be more than happy to be naked in bed with Michelle right now instead of pretending to be doing my actual job while I really work on my self-appointed job of quality control on proper objectification metrics. But if Michelle has an 8.5 face, then Cindy is a 9, Bibi is a 10, Sammi is 11, and every girl at PH is at least a 10, with Joey, Rachel and Cherry pulling down 15s. Nadia at p31 has a face in the mid-teens with an ass that scores 25.
You get the point. Point is, go see Michelle, pay your respects to the fine work of her surgeon, enjoy her talents, but temper your expectations.
I get your point. If everyone is above average, the numbers don't make sense. Thank you for the reality quality control 
. Although I still think I might notice Michelle in the supermarket, winter coat and all lol ;-)
. Although I still think I might notice Michelle in the supermarket, winter coat and all lol ;-)
