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Review: Mei Ling Spa

markkennedy

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For the life of me I can never figure out how these DIY places stay in business. You go to McDonald's and get to look at a picture of a hamburger but then have to make a ham sandwich with bread and ham you brought from home. And there's two steak houses right down the road. Dudes keep touching the stove over and over and are absolutely convinced that ONE TIME it won't be hot.

From Mei Ling spa front door, Rose Spa is 5800 feet away, 2 minutes, and same price, and service menu is wide open.
From Mei Ling spa front door, Sunflower Spa is 9 minutes the other direction, same price, and service menu is wide open.

Have never touched a hot stove at either place, never made appointment and never waited more than 5 minutes.

Great review, 100% of that place. Cute girls on occasion, but the service is || this much more than you'd get at Hand and Stone or European for less manney. And you get cute US girls there who may or may not enjoy letting you type your phone number into their mobile devices.
 

Dodgeram44

Girls❤
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There were two long time Chester County spas, WCT and Apple spa (Thorndale), which didn't stay in business. Legit places offer DIY to accommodate the market without crossing the line. Places that offer more are always on borrowed time.
NOt All.... but Some of the guys on this site are to dumb to realize that running their mouth on utr shops eventually close those same spots & everyone loses except LE.They raid & keep the cash & phones & girls are fingerprinted & sometimes not charged..sometimes arrested.So a spa girl goes over & beyond & provides something super special & the guy later goes back expecting the same menu than cries his first date wasn't the same as his 4th or 5th date so wtf is your point??? Do you expect your Bull Shit 60-80 tip gets her top top effort??
 

Bultaco103

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There were two long time Chester County spas, WCT and Apple spa (Thorndale), which didn't stay in business. Legit places offer DIY to accommodate the market without crossing the line. Places that offer more are always on borrowed time.
Yet it doesn’t add up. Legit places don’t rub your nuts, suck nips, and do PM. Asking you to finish the deal, while they do the support role is not close to legit. So why not just do a great job? DIY is possibly more risky for the customer as a lead act. Who knows, but I don’t do DIY
 

Bultaco103

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Yet it doesn’t add up. Legit places don’t rub your nuts, suck nips, and do PM. Asking you to finish the deal, while they do the support role is not close to legit. So why not just do a great job? DIY is possibly more risky for the customer as a lead act. Who knows, but I don’t do DIY
Lewd. Not lead. If you’re doing it you expose yourself.
 

hhnyc77

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Nah, just not that invested man. I’ll see myself out. Lol.
Lots of chat on here for a rejected review. Oh well… ‍♂️
You did 95% of the work already to receive an approval...all you have to do (as instructed in the rejection PM), is to provide more details around physical description.

Pretend I'm blind, and you're trying to describe this provider to me...what would you include? I would imagine things like approximate height, weight, body shape/style, boob size, ass shape, how the face looks, what sort of hair and grooming, any smells (perfume, cigarettes, cat piss, etc.) and anything else relevant...could be makeup, tattoos, scars, pubic hair (or lack thereof), and any other details you can think of, to paint an accurate picture.

"Plain, average, proportional" doesn't really say much...after I read your review, am I able to make a determination on whether to visit this provider (or not), based on your description? That's what reviews should ultimately try to answer...to help your fellow members. And in return, review posters get free access to a HUGE amount of valuable content. We don't think that's asking too much...do you?
 

Rond998

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You did 95% of the work already to receive an approval...all you have to do (as instructed in the rejection PM), is to provide more details around physical description.

Pretend I'm blind, and you're trying to describe this provider to me...what would you include? I would imagine things like approximate height, weight, body shape/style, boob size, ass shape, how the face looks, what sort of hair and grooming, any smells (perfume, cigarettes, cat piss, etc.) and anything else relevant...could be makeup, tattoos, scars, pubic hair (or lack thereof), and any other details you can think of, to paint an accurate picture.

"Plain, average, proportional" doesn't really say much...after I read your review, am I able to make a determination on whether to visit this provider (or not), based on your description? That's what reviews should ultimately try to answer...to help your fellow members. And in return, review posters get free access to a HUGE amount of valuable content. We don't think that's asking too much...do you?
Lol…thanks for this detailed response. Still not invested…this chick was plain and HWP. I walked away not thinking much else.
If I have to start writing like half these dudes with “as she walked into the room her ample bosom bouncing and hips swaying like the pendulum on a grandfather clock…” or stroking their own egos with ridiculous reviews, I’m out. Thanks though.
 

hhnyc77

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Lol…thanks for this detailed response. Still not invested…this chick was plain and HWP. I walked away not thinking much else.
If I have to start writing like half these dudes with “as she walked into the room her ample bosom bouncing and hips swaying like the pendulum on a grandfather clock…” or stroking their own egos with ridiculous reviews, I’m out. Thanks though.
No one said you need to write your reviews a certain way...everyone has their own styles. If yours is more along the lines of right to the point, so be it...there are lots of members who prefer that, and some who prefer novels. Point is, there is no one "right" way. But we do want an accurate description, is all.
 

markkennedy

BFE to your GFE
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The point of the review is to convey actionable intel to the other mongers here. If you get credit which allows you free access to everyone else's intel, well, that's a bonus. Lots of dudes come and write shitty three word reviews every 44 days just to maintain their "access", which is garbage. You don't have to write a novel, just give the rest of us something we can use to make a choice to go there or no.
 

Jasong

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Lol…thanks for this detailed response. Still not invested…this chick was plain and HWP. I walked away not thinking much else.
If I have to start writing like half these dudes with “as she walked into the room her ample bosom bouncing and hips swaying like the pendulum on a grandfather clock…” or stroking their own egos with ridiculous reviews, I’m out. Thanks though.
I agree- some of these guys think theyre penthouse forum. “She was scared and told me i was too large and i did it seven times because im just that …” lol. Entertaining at least i guess for some
 
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