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Review: Massage by Kim
- Thread starter Lcsp47
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I reached out to her recently, found her contact info on massageanywhere.com
Told her I saw her post on that site and read reviews of her. She immediately responded and said she doesn't do HE anymore and that it was a dark time in her life and that people posting reviews caused her problems in that every customer expected a HE. She was texting me paragraphs about her life, her bad knees, how she can't get a date because people find out about her from reading reviews, blah blah blah. I told her that was fine and that I'd still like to see her. We set up a time and then she bailed 30 minutes before the appointment. We set another time and she bailed on that an hour after setting it up. We tried a 3rd time and then she completely ghosted me, left me sitting in her parking lot for 15 minutes like an asshole.
I was somewhat interested because many have said her massage skills are top notch, but seems like she's damaged goods, and I5've also heard she'll talk your ear off during the session. Might want to seek greener pastures.
Told her I saw her post on that site and read reviews of her. She immediately responded and said she doesn't do HE anymore and that it was a dark time in her life and that people posting reviews caused her problems in that every customer expected a HE. She was texting me paragraphs about her life, her bad knees, how she can't get a date because people find out about her from reading reviews, blah blah blah. I told her that was fine and that I'd still like to see her. We set up a time and then she bailed 30 minutes before the appointment. We set another time and she bailed on that an hour after setting it up. We tried a 3rd time and then she completely ghosted me, left me sitting in her parking lot for 15 minutes like an asshole.
I was somewhat interested because many have said her massage skills are top notch, but seems like she's damaged goods, and I5've also heard she'll talk your ear off during the session. Might want to seek greener pastures.
Facts:
-she gives a solid massage and is actually good at it
- she gave really bad mechanical HE when asked to by clients. She is more interested in girls.
- she was on this site posting as a reviewer and failing miserably.
- smokes too much weed and is unreliable to even book a normal massage.
- has no separation between her personal life and work life. Can't shut the F up.
-she gives a solid massage and is actually good at it
- she gave really bad mechanical HE when asked to by clients. She is more interested in girls.
- she was on this site posting as a reviewer and failing miserably.
- smokes too much weed and is unreliable to even book a normal massage.
- has no separation between her personal life and work life. Can't shut the F up.
Funny, I've read a lot of posts stating her HE skills are/were terrible. Mechanical, unenthusiastic jackhammer handy just to get you finished and out the door. Yet while she was texting me paragraphs of nonsense about her life and all of her problems, she went into detail about how good her HE was when she did them, how she would watch hours of edging porn to perfect her technique. She said she put every effort into making her HE skills as good as her massage, but everyone says it was like getting a HJ from a Parkinson's patient.
2 days after ghosting me and leaving me waiting in her parking lot texting her like an idiot, she finally texted back apologizing and said she had a seizure and couldn't work that day. Yet her car was in her space in the lot. The exact car she instructed me to park behind when I arrived. She was there.
Almost makes want to try again just so I can save a 5 day nut, talk her into the HE and try to aim a rope at her shirt when she isn't expecting it lol...
2 days after ghosting me and leaving me waiting in her parking lot texting her like an idiot, she finally texted back apologizing and said she had a seizure and couldn't work that day. Yet her car was in her space in the lot. The exact car she instructed me to park behind when I arrived. She was there.
Almost makes want to try again just so I can save a 5 day nut, talk her into the HE and try to aim a rope at her shirt when she isn't expecting it lol...