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Review: Massage bj FS accidental cip

sexmajik

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#61
Seems like he just wasn't happy with her looks. That's all he talks about in his review. :unsure:
No it wasn't.

The object of a bait and switch is to get the guy in the room and force him into a decision. That's what happened. I had made a plan in my mind about what I wanted to do. I made the arrangements. There may have been some screening. Then I transported myself to the location ready to fuck. What I saw behind the door wasn't what I expected. It's not a clear decision to walk. I can't ask her for a few minutes to decide while she spins around for me to evaluate her.

So I decide that I can work with this and opt to stay. I'm expecting some GFE service and very quickly I learn that this isn't happening. She has me strip and then goes to work on my completely flaccid dick. Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything more un-erotic than this.

Of course, I go into a panic figuring that I may not even fuck the girl because how is my dick going to get hard this way. I manage a decent semi and then she decides to write step 2 in her recipe for the worst sex ever and throws the cover on a dick that she can bend 45 degrees. Great, now I have to panic trying to shove this thing inside her and pray that it hardens up or else I'll have no other choice but to pull out and jerk myself off.

So off I go feeling humiliated having to get hard inside of her which is a coin flip. I don't feel any pleasure doing this and somehow I get one off but it's one of those 1 star out of ten orgasms that you get when you aren't even hard.

I'm out in 15 minutes. Pretty good deal for her I imagine. I go and read these reviews- the same ones which prompted me to visit her in the first place -and I see ten acronyms and all I got was two.

Tell me what I did wrong. She's the professional. She should know what to do to make a man feel good. She gave me nothing, took the money, and then complained when it came back to her, many months later.
 

Mara_massage

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#62
I think you're full of shit. You claim you're getting a nice and wet BBBJ and cannot cum. OK, it happens. You ask for FS with a condom and you're able to cum? And the condom breaks? How are you able to cum with a latex covering your dick but can't from a BBBJ? And just 30 strokes? 30 strokes is nothing. And you're Working up a dripping sweat in a place with no heat on a cold day in March from 30 strokes. 30'strokes which I can complete in under 20 seconds in missionary, hardly enough activity to cause a dripping sweat.....,
What am I not getting....?
Condoms don't break if You use them right,this dude is FOS !!
https://www.ampreviews.net/index.ph...-bj-fs-accidental-cip.13075/page-3#post-86429
 

Jackboner

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No it wasn't.

The object of a bait and switch is to get the guy in the room and force him into a decision. That's what happened. I had made a plan in my mind about what I wanted to do. I made the arrangements. There may have been some screening. Then I transported myself to the location ready to fuck. What I saw behind the door wasn't what I expected. It's not a clear decision to walk. I can't ask her for a few minutes to decide while she spins around for me to evaluate her.

So I decide that I can work with this and opt to stay. I'm expecting some GFE service and very quickly I learn that this isn't happening. She has me strip and then goes to work on my completely flaccid dick. Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything more un-erotic than this.

Of course, I go into a panic figuring that I may not even fuck the girl because how is my dick going to get hard this way. I manage a decent semi and then she decides to write step 2 in her recipe for the worst sex ever and throws the cover on a dick that she can bend 45 degrees. Great, now I have to panic trying to shove this thing inside her and pray that it hardens up or else I'll have no other choice but to pull out and jerk myself off.

So off I go feeling humiliated having to get hard inside of her which is a coin flip. I don't feel any pleasure doing this and somehow I get one off but it's one of those 1 star out of ten orgasms that you get when you aren't even hard.

I'm out in 15 minutes. Pretty good deal for her I imagine. I go and read these reviews- the same ones which prompted me to visit her in the first place -and I see ten acronyms and all I got was two.

Tell me what I did wrong. She's the professional. She should know what to do to make a man feel good. She gave me nothing, took the money, and then complained when it came back to her, many months later.
Does she not resemble her pictures or is she a total pig? Maybe she's a scam artist.. You know these whores take a chance with the bait and switch. One day they'll piss off the wrong monger. Were you the first one of the day? Maybe she had finished seeing 9 guys and wasn't into it. 15 minutes and out? Shit, there's not much you can do. If you start trouble it could get worse, more than likely she has a panic button somewhere....
 

sexmajik

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Does she not resemble her pictures or is she a total pig? Maybe she's a scam artist.. You know these whores take a chance with the bait and switch. One day they'll piss off the wrong monger. Were you the first one of the day? Maybe she had finished seeing 9 guys and wasn't into it. 15 minutes and out? Shit, there's not much you can do. If you start trouble it could get worse, more than likely she has a panic button somewhere....
No, she has a good reputation. The photos she posts are her before she let herself go. It wasn't a true bait and switch but close enough. I was her first of the day.
 

turkishrambo007

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Not trying to defend her, but if you walk in with a crappy attitude you will most likely get shitty treatment. I read your previous comments on this board. No offence, but You come off kinda rude.
 

sexmajik

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Not trying to defend her, but if you walk in with a crappy attitude you will most likely get shitty treatment. I read your previous comments on this board. No offence, but You come off kinda rude.
I don't think I've been rude to anyone on this board. You have every right to like Olivia but you can't take what I say personally.
 
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