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Review: MAGFE - the elusive Natasha escapes my clutches again! :(

pocoloco51

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I don't mean to nitpick but there's a lot wrong with this review. I'm not saying OP is being disingenuous but possibly overzealous.

First Nat- Not Korean at all, she spent some time in Korea, but I met her 5 years ago when she couldn't even speak English, and I know for a fact she's Chinese. She used to go by JoJo/Gigi btw.

Jenny- although a sweet woman and one hell of a performer in my opinion, no way in hell is she under 40 and like the entire staff she is Chinese.
Um... yes, you ARE nitpicking. :mad:

Keeping in mind that I'm a lowly "GAIJIN," I only ASSUME Natasha's Korean from the SHAPE of her head.

Makes NO difference to me if she is or isn't.

Second, forgive me if with the REDUCED lighting and her incredible ZEAL, I mistook her for someone YOUNGER. :rolleyes:

Third, again, since I'm NOT of the "Asian persuasion," I assumed Jenny to hail from Southeast Asia, possibly Vietnam, due to the tone of her skin, which is far from the fair complexion you see in a walk through on any given day in CT.

I know that for SOME, esp. those who are of Asian ethnicity, the ethnic differences weigh a lot more HEAVILY than they do with the MAINSTREAM populace.

So, sue me. :geek:
 

pocoloco51

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best luck (if ever) to get Nat would be late night, in the morning forget it lol at noon ah forget about her she's dressed nice at noon, afternoon again forget it lol she's eating:eek::p so my guess is late night
Thanks for the tip, bro! ;)

Was also planning to bring some good KIMCHI to entice the elusive "animal" known as Natasha from her hiding place! :unsure::LOL:

 

The REAL Bxbrown

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Um... yes, you ARE nitpicking. :mad:

Keeping in mind that I'm a lowly "GAIJIN," I only ASSUME Natasha's Korean from the SHAPE of her head.

Makes NO difference to me if she is or isn't.

Second, forgive me if with the REDUCED lighting and her incredible ZEAL, I mistook her for someone YOUNGER. :rolleyes:

Third, again, since I'm NOT of the "Asian persuasion," I assumed Jenny to hail from Southeast Asia, possibly Vietnam, due to the tone of her skin, which is far from the fair complexion you see in a walk through on any given day in CT.

I know that for SOME, esp. those who are of Asian ethnicity, the ethnic differences weigh a lot more HEAVILY than they do with the MAINSTREAM populace.

So, sue me. :geek:
I'm not Asian either dude but since I'm already nitpicking, I might as well keep it going. Gaijin is a Japanese word, we've just established these ladies are Chinese :p

I can agree Jenny is slightly more tan than the other members of the staff but her face just screams Chinese, not to mention, her speaking Mandarin kinda gave it away lol.

I did say I thought you were being just a little overzealous, you may not care if Nat is Korean or not, but other potential guest might, that's all I'm saying. No need to sue you dude, it's all in good fun ;):p
 

pocoloco51

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I'm not Asian either dude but since I'm already nitpicking, I might as well keep it going. Gaijin is a Japanese word, we've just established these ladies are Chinese :p

I can agree Jenny is slightly more tan than the other members of the staff but her face just screams Chinese, not to mention, her speaking Mandarin kinda gave it away lol.

I did say I thought you were being just a little overzealous, you may not care if Nat is Korean or not, but other potential guest might, that's all I'm saying. No need to sue you dude, it's all in good fun ;):p
Seeing as you say you're NOT Asian..., HOW tf do you know ALL this stuff? :oops::unsure::LOL:

 

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Seeing as you say you're NOT Asian..., HOW tf do you know ALL this stuff? :oops::unsure::LOL:

I'm just that fuckin good. :cool:

Just looking at these ladies, the phenotype is a dead giveaway. To the untrained eye I can see how most wouldn't know the difference but I can tell for the most part. Then there's the language, Mandarin and Hangul sound nothing alike, while my ears aren't as well trained as my eyes, the moment one of these girls attempts to speak English, I can almost immediately tell if they're Korean or Chinese.

Btw I love that episode of family guy.
 

pocoloco51

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I'm just that fuckin good. :cool:

Just looking at these ladies, the phenotype is a dead giveaway. To the untrained eye I can see how most wouldn't know the difference but I can tell for the most part. Then there's the language, Mandarin and Hangul sound nothing alike, while my ears aren't as well trained as my eyes, the moment one of these girls attempts to speak English, I can almost immediately tell if they're Korean or Chinese.

Btw I love that episode of family guy.
"Mandarin and Hangul?!..." :oops:

The FUCK you're not Asian. ;):ROFLMAO:

 
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