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Review: Lirica from Peach

FortunaMajor

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I don’t think this review is fake, I just think this guy has a bad sense of beauty. I saw her and she is short, has natural DDs and will literally do anything (didn’t ask about Greek). I’d say she’s fairly cute but not beautiful. Definitely not in her 20s either.
She is kinda cold though until she gets into the sex.
 

FriendlyPervert

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I just don't see how someone could honestly post such inaccurate measurements. I was expecting someone with nixie's body, not a thick girl who isn't even all that short compared to lots of other options around here.
 

Pecker_wood

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Some of you guys need to read the rules about trashing the reviews and the reviewers. It's uncool, and unnecessary.
Maybe it would be better to write your own subjective review or move on.

Mr. Vaginatarian seems like an upright bloke who did a decent writeup.
I agree. The good news on this forum is like your comment there is a lot of effort to prevent flame wars, to legitimize different perspectives without judgement.
 

Pecker_wood

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I don’t think this review is fake, I just think this guy has a bad sense of beauty. I saw her and she is short, has natural DDs and will literally do anything (didn’t ask about Greek). I’d say she’s fairly cute but not beautiful. Definitely not in her 20s either.
She is kinda cold though until she gets into the sex.
My experience is that physical descriptions are overly positive and not specific. If the monger clicks with the provider and has a positive experience, there will be nothing wrong with her body. If another monger shows up and she doesn't meet his expectations, all he can see is what's wrong with her body.
I try to never see anyone without 5-6 reviews from mongers with review history, even then most of the time I don't repeat.
 

Pecker_wood

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My experience is that physical descriptions are overly positive and not specific. If the monger clicks with the provider and has a positive experience, there will be nothing wrong with her body. If another monger shows up and she doesn't meet his expectations, all he can see is what's wrong with her body.
I try to never see anyone without 5-6 reviews from mongers with review history, even then most of the time I don't repeat.
The perfect example is Yuffie. You can't get an accurate description of how lousy her body is because of how amazing her service is with all comers.
 

FriendlyPervert

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Some of you guys need to read the rules about trashing the reviews and the reviewers. It's uncool, and unnecessary.
Maybe it would be better to write your own subjective review or move on.
I'm not trying to trash the subjective opinions of this reviewer (ie. "Tight, young, HOT). I am taking issue with the inclusion of specific objective measurements (ie. weight) when they are inaccurate by almost 30%.

I chose to see this RA because of those inaccurate details in *this specific review*. I don't think I'm out of line in calling out the inaccuracies after wasting my time to learn about them.
 

h.pagani158

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Objectively speaking, there must be a shit ton of blind ppl and/or folks w cognitive disabilities on these boards; that’s not subjective or trash talking…25lb weight difference for the worse, young in her 20s = old in her 40s, tight body = flabby, list goes on…

So we should be grateful op at least got the tits right? Lmao
 

Pecker_wood

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Objectively speaking, there must be a shit ton of blind ppl and/or folks w cognitive disabilities on these boards; that’s not subjective or trash talking…25lb weight difference for the worse, young in her 20s = old in her 40s, tight body = flabby, list goes on…

So we should be grateful op at least got the tits right? Lmao
Well, unfortunately, yes objectively lots of blind people. The problem with weight estimation is it's notoriously inaccurate. Also, because we can't check actual numbers, weight as a euphemism for fat becomes a highly subjective measure for body good looks; that is, thin (lower fat) = more attractive. "A woman can never be too rich or too thin.". And looks are highly subjective depending on the sexual experience.

Which brings me back to the example of Yuffie who I judge from stomach fat folds is 25lbs over fat, one of the most visibly fattest providers I've seen, but check all her reviews physical descriptiond which most clearly euphemise if even mention - full woman, thick bit of belly not fat, pudgy, etc. LSC Hera is thick, bit of belly also, but not anyway like Yuffie.
 

h.pagani158

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It’s not fucking rocket science.

That’s why standard units of measurement were created in the first place…next, one of these clowns is gonna say US t-shirt size small = US Large, waist size 0 = size 6 and so on…

Well, unfortunately, yes objectively lots of blind people. The problem with weight estimation is it's notoriously inaccurate. Also, because we can't check actual numbers, weight as a euphemism for fat becomes a highly subjective measure for body good looks; that is, thin (lower fat) = more attractive. "A woman can never be too rich or too thin.". And looks are highly subjective depending on the sexual experience.

Which brings me back to the example of Yuffie who I judge from stomach fat folds is 25lbs over fat, one of the most visibly fattest providers I've seen, but check all her reviews physical descriptiond which most clearly euphemise if even mention - full woman, thick bit of belly not fat, pudgy, etc. LSC Hera is thick, bit of belly also, but not anyway like Yuffie.
 
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