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Review: Lindamai/ Yan

H. Angstrom

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I remember her from many years ago as being one of the weirder and less pleasant mongering experiences I ever had.
I was lured in with a promise of a younger girl and disappointed when it turned out to be her, probably in her 40s even back then.
The whole time she kept darting off to a desk to trade stocks, or take calls from other clients. At the time I thought she was high on blow.
And she had this really low-sagging belly that was a turn-off.
Hard to imagine that the years have somehow improved her.
 

H. Angstrom

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I remember her from many years ago as being one of the weirder and less pleasant mongering experiences I ever had.
I was lured in with a promise of a younger girl and disappointed when it turned out to be her, probably in her 40s even back then.
The whole time she kept darting off to a desk to trade stocks, or take calls from other clients. At the time I thought she was high on blow.
And she had this really low-sagging belly that was a turn-off.
Hard to imagine that the years have somehow improved her.
Oh yeah, and then there was the Saran Wrap...!
 

mulligan

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saw her maybe 15years ago. She was 30's then. Told myself never again. Then again maybe 5 years ago. Never again. Just a $$$ hj and lame massage.
 

jfox987

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positive review vs 2 negative posts. not sure which i believe. i do remember posts about her back in 2006 and her pictures look to be in her 30s
 

Free Press

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"More can be had I believe with a little time in getting to know Linda mae." Right. The amount of time she spends whining for you to drop a few extra C notes tells you everything You need to know.
 

LaidBackChill

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I saw her over 10 years ago and only once.
She was very weird then, and overpriced and not much available.
I went and saw a girl who worked for her once and not much different.
Never been tempted to go back.
 

Bgunz3535

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This is an update to my 2/2/21 posting. So I called Lindamai to book a follow up appointment this week and decided to pay her a visit on Wednesday . I get there early and she is distracted but more so than usual. She has a ton of papers all over the floor when I walked in and says she is looking for some paperwork regarding her status in this country . She tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table and she will be right with me . She leaves me for 25 minutes face down freezing because I have nothing covering my body. She is yelling at people on the phone and going in and out of the room. Finally she comes into the room and starts the massage . No less than 10 minutes into it she gets a knock at the door and it's another customer and he keeps asking her what services does she provide. She gives a decent massage but it get interrupted once more by a phone call and another time by her landlord I guessed as she started giving me a HJ. I lost the excitement and she tells me to turn over and starts giving me a BBBJ and starts licking up and down my shaft . It was good but she is definitely rushing and is distracted. Then the craziest thing happens . She is sucking me and her kid I assumed comes home from school and she is yelling at him to start his homework and grab food and she will be with him in a few minutes ! And keeps sucking me at the same time . I lost it again and told her to just go tend to her kid. Never again guys you are correct she is nuts and too distracted !

When I go to leave she tells me that the 200 I was giving her is not enough as her rates went up for extra services . Of the hour massage I received maybe 30 minutes and nothing was ever completed. Oh well lesson learned.
 

H. Angstrom

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This is an update to my 2/2/21 posting. So I called Lindamai to book a follow up appointment this week and decided to pay her a visit on Wednesday . I get there early and she is distracted but more so than usual. She has a ton of papers all over the floor when I walked in and says she is looking for some paperwork regarding her status in this country . She tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table and she will be right with me . She leaves me for 25 minutes face down freezing because I have nothing covering my body. She is yelling at people on the phone and going in and out of the room. Finally she comes into the room and starts the massage . No less than 10 minutes into it she gets a knock at the door and it's another customer and he keeps asking her what services does she provide. She gives a decent massage but it get interrupted once more by a phone call and another time by her landlord I guessed as she started giving me a HJ. I lost the excitement and she tells me to turn over and starts giving me a BBBJ and starts licking up and down my shaft . It was good but she is definitely rushing and is distracted. Then the craziest thing happens . She is sucking me and her kid I assumed comes home from school and she is yelling at him to start his homework and grab food and she will be with him in a few minutes ! And keeps sucking me at the same time . I lost it again and told her to just go tend to her kid. Never again guys you are correct she is nuts and too distracted !

When I go to leave she tells me that the 200 I was giving her is not enough as her rates went up for extra services . Of the hour massage I received maybe 30 minutes and nothing was ever completed. Oh well lesson learned.
Remarkable, a story well-told, that brings back bad memories from over a decade ago.
Lindamai is sort of like a sin tax we have to pay in order to also have great experiences with the motivated young Koreans and Chinese babes.
 

pclar001

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Thanks for the flashback. I saw Yan a few times when she was posting on CL so probably 15-20 years ago now when she was working out of some dive hotel/hostel in midtown. I remembered she offered me FS a few times and afterwards asked me if I lived alone and whether she can use my apartment during the day (I assume to see other guys). She showed me pictures of her kid and whom I assume was her husband in China. I never saw her again. Fast forward to 3-4 years ago I was in Chelsea for work and ordering breakfast at a McDonalds and she comes walking in with 3 or 4 kids in tow in a sundress. She looked over at me and must of recognize me. I took out my phone and pretended to play with it and got a few glances, her body still looked good, and she was practically spilling out of her dress. Then I remembered the craziness and saw the kids and just went about my day. Her kids that day look mixed ethnicity, so I assume it's not the same kid pic I saw back then. More power to her, I haven't stopped seeing girls for money why should she stop seeing guys for pay.
 
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