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Review: Lani

ThaNigma12

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Yeah I dk I like Lana she’s one of the best she has but she doesn’t have a “Gargantuan” ass she has a nice bubble butt not flat not too big, never notice any BO when I saw her. U have the wrong girl.
 

BBFnatic

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ok let me clarify…by gargantuan, i dont mean BBW, I meant like it stuck out compared to her thin frame…imagine those music videos with the chicks twerking such as ‘back that azz up’…I was instantly mesmerized…as for the slight BO, I could tell she had a sweated earlier in the day and didn’t get a chance to shower
 

codev

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Yeah I wouldn’t call Lani’s behind gargantuan nor soft. It felt pretty firm to me. Some of this review sounds like her and some doesn’t. Though I’ve only seen her once. Maybe just not her best day.
 

Muffdiver69

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ok let me clarify…by gargantuan, i dont mean BBW, I meant like it stuck out compared to her thin frame…imagine those music videos with the chicks twerking such as ‘back that azz up’…I was instantly mesmerized…as for the slight BO, I could tell she had a sweated earlier in the day and didn’t get a chance to shower
That smell was the mixture of sex and shame left behind after other mongers filled the dumpster with the goo. Sloppy joes
 

BBFnatic

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lani doesn’t deny extras which is what makes her so appealing but I did get a malnourished crackhead vibe from her (lots of scab scars on the side of her face) and she seems a bit hyper/on edge during the session. Notwithstanding, that asssss though…the reason I stated gargantuan is cuz her frame is so tiny in relation…I couldn’t believe it. The standard stripper booty that everyone stares at in the club.
 

ThaNigma12

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lani doesn’t deny extras which is what makes her so appealing but I did get a malnourished crackhead vibe from her (lots of scab scars on the side of her face) and she seems a bit hyper/on edge during the session. Notwithstanding, that asssss though…the reason I stated gargantuan is cuz her frame is so tiny in relation…I couldn’t believe it. The standard stripper booty that everyone stares at in the club.
Yeah that’s just acne, some people have more than others, didn’t see any track marks or anything on her body, she also told me don’t put on makeup because it gets ruin and time consuming so she rather just go with her natural face.
 

Muffdiver69

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I speak the truth and I’m not delusional, I tell it how it is. What kind of human do think goes around letting all these mongers jump in the honey pot without a scuba suit. Trust me I’ve never been denied of anything I want. With that said my I’m not a bbfnatic. Takes a sick person to do that, like I’ve said to many of you that have pmd
Me asking if she goes sans cover . You all have issues for doing that much more than a regular typical monger . You all are a different breed.
 

ThaNigma12

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I speak the truth and I’m not delusional, I tell it how it is. What kind of human do think goes around letting all these mongers jump in the honey pot without a scuba suit. Trust me I’ve never been denied of anything I want. With that said my I’m not a bbfnatic. Takes a sick person to do that, like I’ve said to many of you that have pmd
Me asking if she goes sans cover . You all have issues for doing that much more than a regular typical monger . You all are a different breed.
Btw no one said u were delusional but you do sound like it, I also tell it like it’s, who are you to decide who should do what? If they wanna go in without a suit on that’s not your problem they are grown man they can do what they want. You do sound like you’re bitter because a service was denied to you and now wanna take it on the girl. We know u don’t like her we get it don’t need to post it in every one of her reviews.
 

Gowill

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MUFF: Just saying what I see. I noticed you keep posting on all of Lani’s reviews… the same thing.. “cover up”, etc. Actually even when the OP makes no reference and actually questions why you are saying that! Just a bit fishy if you ask me.
 

Muffdiver69

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Btw no one said u were delusional but you do sound like it, I also tell it like it’s, who are you to decide who should do what? If they wanna go in without a suit on that’s not your problem they are grown man they can do what they want. You do sound like you’re bitter because a service was denied to you and now wanna take it on the girl. We know u don’t like her we get it don’t need to post it in every one of her reviews.
Lol denied , not by a long shot. Not bitter, idc do what you want just don’t be upset when I call it what it is and who are the types to do that. You guys get so butt hurt, it’s pathetic
 
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