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Review: L&L Wellness
- Thread starter Weaksauce7777
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Clearly you are not the only one, but you two are definitely the only two. Can’t read one fucking review or comment without Frick and Frack chiming in with the same old nonsense. Boo-hoo, he doesn’t like my favorite provider; sniffle sniffle he doesn’t tip enough; sob-sob you didn’t refer to the sex worker as Mrs, ma’am or Mother Theresa; I’m so butt-hurt.
Too bad the profile name weaksauce is already taken (please dont take offense 7777). I think 7778 and 7779 are available but wouldn’t do either of you justice. This board used to be fun to read before Mr & Mrs simp intertwined themselves into every NNJ thread like a giant mycelium network bores into tree roots. Except unlike mycelium which is a symbiotic ecosystem providing benefits to the Forrest, you two are just eating a hole in my brain. Enough already.
Too bad the profile name weaksauce is already taken (please dont take offense 7777). I think 7778 and 7779 are available but wouldn’t do either of you justice. This board used to be fun to read before Mr & Mrs simp intertwined themselves into every NNJ thread like a giant mycelium network bores into tree roots. Except unlike mycelium which is a symbiotic ecosystem providing benefits to the Forrest, you two are just eating a hole in my brain. Enough already.
I don't understand your response and why you don't like what I said. I only said he left happy and I was confused by his rating. If anyone has an issue its you. I don't understand. And yeah, maybe I'm a nice guy, but I have no "favorite provider" and say how I feel. This is a free country and you can say what you want, but your responses are totally out of line.
Because you
Can’t have it both ways. If it’s a free country it applies to my opinion of you and the Mrs as well.
My issue is who cares. You average 125 post per month with almost no value. It’s just to hear yourself talk. Both of you are the self appointed AMP Reviews morality police. In the words of the immortal James Brown. “Talking’ loud and sayin’ nothin” or the even more immortal Tool “He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say”.
Can’t have it both ways. If it’s a free country it applies to my opinion of you and the Mrs as well.
My issue is who cares. You average 125 post per month with almost no value. It’s just to hear yourself talk. Both of you are the self appointed AMP Reviews morality police. In the words of the immortal James Brown. “Talking’ loud and sayin’ nothin” or the even more immortal Tool “He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say”.
That’s passive aggressive bullshit. I may be more blunt but at least I’m honest. You’re a wolf in sheep‘s clothing. Every review you have a problem with and make sure to let the original poster know what a dick he is in your super “nice guy” way.
Look at the pine brook review. Exactly the same. You and X-ray racing to see who can respond first tell her the reviewer how wrong he is about life. Under the cover of “I’m just trying to understand your point of view.
Don’t kid yourself, most on this board see right through you just like I do.
Look at the pine brook review. Exactly the same. You and X-ray racing to see who can respond first tell her the reviewer how wrong he is about life. Under the cover of “I’m just trying to understand your point of view.
Don’t kid yourself, most on this board see right through you just like I do.
I really don't get why people complain about how much other mongers tip. Literally it's a free market and if girls accept less it's only a benefit for other mongers. Like why pay more for something than I have to? Honestly I tip Laura like 40$ and she always act happy to see me. Literally HE does not warrant more than that, especially if she doesn't even take her clothes off
She is a very good massage therapist and also does some stretching exercises at the end. She's not a hooker, like some of the other places. She did dress a bit sexier at LL Wellness, and did a bit more fun endings, but was terminated by the management there for that. She's very cautious at the new place, as she needs the $. Very nice lady though and gives me hot tea when I'm leaving.
I agree with all the great qualities that you have highlighted about Laura. However, we live in a capitalist world and all that matters to me is value for the money I spent. And like someone else pointed out, she is the only one working there. So nobody else would know what transpired inside that room during the session.
I think she is just too rigid and that does not work well in this industry. If she does not change, I wont be surprised if that place shuts down a few years from now. God bless her!
I think she is just too rigid and that does not work well in this industry. If she does not change, I wont be surprised if that place shuts down a few years from now. God bless her!
I think if it shuts down it will be because she is done and has nobody to take over. I will admit that even though he massage is stellar and so is her caring release and ability to follow direction, she doesn't do a ST (which I love) and there is really nothing there that attracts me for UTC roaming. When I decide to go to an amp in my area I have 1a, 1b, and 1c choices that I know will scratch my itch. She would be my choice if I can't get to one of the other places, though she is actually the closest one to me, and I must pass her place about 4 times a week when running errands, and each time I do I look over to see if she has a customer (you can tell if there is more than her car in the lot) and always say "I need to go see her, her massage is wonderful", but tend to go to other places first.