Did you write the original review in a foreign language and then translate it using google translate? Some of the sentences do not even make sense. It takes imagination to figure out what your comments mean.
Yes, I wrote my review in my native language and translated it, if for you the context is incomprehensible and the sentences don't make any sense, I'm sorry, it's the first time someone has said it, I'm not an English speaker, and the truth is I'm still learning the English, come on we are in NYC, do you think that everyone in the forum is North American? If I could have the time to translate all the text myself, I would, but I don't.
but anyway, I think the text is understandable for many