Nice review. I get the same vibe from that place. I used to see Alissa before she semi-retired and it's 100% ymmv. Treat her like any other ny girl you're trying to pick up in a bar and you're likely to "naturally" head in directions they don't necessarily advertise.
Case in point, i'm mid 30s and do ok for myself (i'm here for variety!) and i saw megan at uptown (shes now gone) and my session was mechanical and limited. Again, convo with an English speaking ny girl was good, we clicked, but she had the arrogant "i'm to hot for you" attitude and therefore uninterested in going above what was advertised, so yes, ymmv