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Review: Jenny @ Sesame 54 "Don't Believe The HYPE!!!"

ricochino215

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Title: Review: Jenny @ Sesame 54 "Don't Believe The HYPE!!!"
Date: Feb 27, 2024
Phone: +1 267-475-2857
City: Lansdale
State: PA
Location: In between a Cig store & Karate Studio
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $220
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 55+++++
Physical Description: Old, tired looking, should be retired

Recommendation: No
 

jim_hatez

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Sorry my man, but appreciate you sharing the details. I fell into the same trap back in Dec with Grandma Emma. I'm not interested in women who are older than me unless they are a Unicorn and somehow truly look 30s which almost never happens. I have not seen Jenny but she sounds like she should have retired before Y2K.

I try my best not to make negative comments, but to those reading this, if I were you, I would ignore this review and my Dec 2023 review of Emma at your own peril unless some credible intel emerges that this place made a shift toward non-grannies.

But, if you like spending your hard earned money on the GILF scene, have fun and as always... write a review! Just try to be honest/non delusional when you do it. Otherwise it's less than useless.
 

Dodgeram44

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Sorry my man, but appreciate you sharing the details. I fell into the same trap back in Dec with Grandma Emma. I'm not interested in women who are older than me unless they are a Unicorn and somehow truly look 30s which almost never happens. I have not seen Jenny but she sounds like she should have retired before Y2K.

I try my best not to make negative comments, but to those reading this, if I were you, I would ignore this review and my Dec 2023 review of Emma at your own peril unless some credible intel emerges that this place made a shift toward non-grannies.

But, if you like spending your hard earned money on the GILF scene, have fun and as always... write a review! Just try to be honest/non delusional when you do it. Otherwise it's less than useless.
Just to give a honest reply to this I went 1x after reading the raved reviews & Emma is probably 50+ but has a great body but the plastic face upgrades wasn't my preference.I had fun but didn't return because I didn'tget the crazy p2p bodyslide but got a ts & made the mistake of not bmoc & learned a lesson that day.

Everyone has a preference & there's no need to be a dick & these women try their best & just go to younger greener pastures. If you want a legit late 20's or 30's & hot with skills be prepared to pay so if you want a tomahawk steak cooked to perfection don't go to a dinner than piss & moan about their shitty $14.00 steak.

I still don't understand how you maniacs go to a agency or EPM 1 day than go to a average amp 1 or 2 days later but understand variety is the spice of life. My d would would be like are you fucking serious we just fucked a hot tiny spinner that shoved her tongue down my throat then rj& I feel like I'm back at spring break banging 19-21 year old horny college girls BB.
2 days later go to a amp & tip the minimum & be like completely unwhelmed. Maybe her best customer that tips double just gave her the bfe of the day & she's worn out from getting fucked senseless?
 

jim_hatez

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Just to give a honest reply to this I went 1x after reading the raved reviews & Emma is probably 50+ but has a great body but the plastic face upgrades wasn't my preference.I had fun but didn't return because I didn'tget the crazy p2p bodyslide but got a ts & made the mistake of not bmoc & learned a lesson that day.
Always appreciate an honest reply. I'm not intending to insult anyone who likes her that is HONEST about her looks/age/etc. I even said in my review, when I first saw her, she looked alright initially. I'm not saying she's a repulsive woman and appears like an average 75 year old white lady. Obviously, for her age, she's keeping it together as well as she can and better than many else in her peer group. But the reality is her peer group is probably 60s. I am not being mean, I'm being honest. If I am wrong (which I doubt) it's not an intentional deception like the claims that she and some of these others are closer to 1/2 the actual ages being posted. In sum... it's one thing to be off a little bit, it's another thing to outright lie.

Everyone has a preference & there's no need to be a dick & these women try their best & just go to younger greener pastures. If you want a legit late 20's or 30's & hot with skills be prepared to pay so if you want a tomahawk steak cooked to perfection don't go to a dinner than piss & moan about their shitty $14.00 steak.

I still don't understand how you maniacs go to a agency or EPM 1 day than go to a average amp 1 or 2 days later but understand variety is the spice of life. My d would would be like are you fucking serious we just fucked a hot tiny spinner that shoved her tongue down my throat then rj& I feel like I'm back at spring break banging 19-21 year old horny college girls BB.
2 days later go to a amp & tip the minimum & be like completely unwhelmed. Maybe her best customer that tips double just gave her the bfe of the day & she's worn out from getting fucked senseless?
As somebody who goes to both, I can answer this question for myself, at the least. It's about budget management. I usually do 2x a week I'd say on average. EPM/Agencies are usually superior but cost between $100-$180 (in the case of premium) more. If I am able to satisfy my cravings and keep another say $100 in my pocket weekly, that adds up a lot over time, esp if you don't have a huge income which I do not.

And TBH, some of my AMP faves over the years, have delivered 95%+ of the session I get at EPM. There have even been times I'd say they were better, but, that's extremely rare. I guess to sum up, it's somewhat like eating. You need to eat every day. But you don't need to eat that Wagyu Tomahawk at every meal. And honestly, for me, if I go high end too often then it's not as special. I like regular AMPS for their convenience, proximity, and price. But when I want a special treat I'm hitting up an agency to get my fix.

As always, YMMV.... PS. I'm not trying to be a dick to these women at S54 or anyone else. The way they look is not the issue here. It's the delusional reviews that shills are writing about them which deceive the community into lower quality visits which don't provide members the VALUE they deserve from a session. And as someone who cares about this community, that bugs me.

/soapbox
 

Wayne1250

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Just to give a honest reply to this I went 1x after reading the raved reviews & Emma is probably 50+ but has a great body but the plastic face upgrades wasn't my preference.I had fun but didn't return because I didn'tget the crazy p2p bodyslide but got a ts & made the mistake of not bmoc & learned a lesson that day.

Everyone has a preference & there's no need to be a dick & these women try their best & just go to younger greener pastures. If you want a legit late 20's or 30's & hot with skills be prepared to pay so if you want a tomahawk steak cooked to perfection don't go to a dinner than piss & moan about their shitty $14.00 steak.

I still don't understand how you maniacs go to a agency or EPM 1 day than go to a average amp 1 or 2 days later but understand variety is the spice of life. My d would would be like are you fucking serious we just fucked a hot tiny spinner that shoved her tongue down my throat then rj& I feel like I'm back at spring break banging 19-21 year old horny college girls BB.
2 days later go to a amp & tip the minimum & be like completely unwhelmed. Maybe her best customer that tips double just gave her the bfe of the day & she's worn out from getting fucked senseless?
I went back to reread the comments here. Why on earth would one have to BYOC at this spa's price point?
 

Dodgeram44

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I've never had this problem. (sigh)
It's a blessing & a curse sometimes when spa girl just wants you to finish & her wrist is broken or her v is pounded & she is saying you pay more!! Watch the episode on Seinfeld when George is talking about puberty & then skipping to middle age & taking forever to finish,He said he skipped over a regular time to orgasm!! Funny episode.
 

jim_hatez

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It's a blessing & a curse.
While I don't believe I have the same issue (I'm a realist, lol) I believe you 100%. I think it's probably a blessing as a civvy who is single looking to get laid in the dating scene. But in the hobby world I think more times than not it is a negative for a few reasons.
 

Amlinch

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I concur with the OP. Was also in the other day to see her and my assessment is about the same. Tits were off pudding and she is definitely at least mid 50. Hoping to post my review soon.
 

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I like Barbie, she was fun playful table shower was very involved. No BBbJ option, otherwise I've only been here once, and the experience was OK, I couldn't really gauge Barb's age with the eye makeup on.. one large turn off with this place is the blaring music, which is just a radio station outside of the room. I do enjoy GSP and e.g. better
 
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