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Review: Indy-Vanity

Dwills999

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Title: Review: Indy-Vanity
Date: Nov 27, 2023
Phone: (917) 449-7142
City: NYC
State: NY
Location: Midtown East
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 160
Nationality: Caucasian
Age Estimate: 63
Physical Description: Short (under 5 feet for sure), chunky, hefty Ds up top, muscular-ish legs, leathery face, straight blond hair that looks like a bad wig

Recommendation: No
 

Jzjammy

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Not so lucky little leprechaun?
thanks for review. Seen her adds but Now I can cross her off this list.
if you don’t mind to message some of your recommendations. I have seen a few of the ladies you have previously reviewed. Thanks.
 

Tifosigreko

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I've seen her a few times. Never partaken in FS and don't think I would as she's definitely not a looker, but she's a dependable and inexpensive option if you want an enthusiastic cock worship session. I do wish the apartment were a little less...stale. It's like the air in there is heavy, I mean just open a freaking window and you solve 90% of that.
 

Adventuring2021

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Reviews: 9
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Title: Review: Indy-Vanity
Date: Nov 27, 2023
Phone: (917) 449-7142
City: NYC
State: NY
Location: Midtown East
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 160
Nationality: Caucasian
Age Estimate: 63
Physical Description: Short (under 5 feet for sure), chunky, hefty Ds up top, muscular-ish legs, leathery face, straight blond hair that looks like a bad wig

Recommendation: No
I have seen her, but it's been at least 5 years. I did bang her and loved that she was so short. Like you, I seek the middle range of options and would love to share my rec's and read/learn about yours. But I have been thinking about seeing Vanity again. I think your description of self-loathing and slinking away is powerful - not the experience I want. But I've been craving an older "slim-ish" or athletic woman - 60s - and a slutty one. I have fantasies that face fucking and doing things I have not typically done with any woman, and I find it all the more alluring that she might be older, willing to do anything, and slutty-sexy. I like the transaction part - so there's no illusion or fantasy and no one is deluded. There's something dark in it maybe, but unlike attractive Asian girls that are an aspiration, I don't have ot stress over performance or how I look, or if they are into it. Someone like Vanity just needs 160 and she'll let you use her in virtually any way. That's hot.
 

Ampmonger

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Reviews: 25
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Wow....this one. I saw her like 8 years ago and it was...memorable lol. She had the same preference for calls vs text as she does now but she had no issue discussing fetish/fantasy options, no code words necessary. I told her I had a pee fetish and my fantasy was to watch her wet her panties and she said yes without hesitation. Back then I think her half hour rate was 150 so as most would think, she seemed like a bargain. She claimed to be 40 then and was clearly pushing 50. She put the effort in though. She started with a very enthusiastic BBJ and then asked if I was ready for the main event. She slid on a pair of satin panties, stood over a towel, closed her eyes, and tried to pee. After 30 seconds or so of focusing and pushing, she ripped the most thunderous fart I have ever heard. She let loose an ass clapper that set car alarms off in the street. Once my hearing came back and the smoke cleared she laughed and "Sorry, I probably have to take a shit". Swear to God... She said she can keep trying but I said don't worry and had her go back to the BBJ with her sitting on the bed. I told her I wanted to cum on her face and she really ramped up the dirty talk as I unloaded on her face and into her open mouth. We shared a laugh about the fart as she cleaned herself and we dressed, said our goodbyes and I left. I've seen her posting on BP but I had a feeling she hasn't aged well and haven't pulled the trigger on a re-visit.
 

Adventuring2021

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I've been thinking about Vanity. I see that she has some new pics out. Bad apartment smell aside, I'm looking for a cock worship session and to try something I've never done - a hard "holding-the-back-of-her-head" facebang. I don"t know if she takes it that hard, but I'm looking to get someone really nasty. Droopy, saggy tits are even better. I'd love to find an asian 60+ that is thin and basically lets it all hang loose, but that seems like a unicorn. I'm looking for under 200, so as much as NYAF sounds amazing (read: Sara), I really don't mind older like Carmen, Vanity, or some other "experienced" provider that will help introduce me to some new things to celebrate the new year. Appreciate any suggestions. I'd try grannie Judy but the last few reviews sound brutal, and I'm not a fan of Kali. Thanks.
 

Chief5665

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Can't argue with the descriptions here, but I like to lay her on her back, head leaning over the edge of the bed, me standing up and fucking her mouth while massaging her giant tits. Then swap out for the balls, and lay the cock between the tits. and then back to burying the cock in the mouth.
 

Bricktop

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Reviews: 9
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I've been thinking about Vanity. I see that she has some new pics out. Bad apartment smell aside, I'm looking for a cock worship session and to try something I've never done - a hard "holding-the-back-of-her-head" facebang. I don"t know if she takes it that hard, but I'm looking to get someone really nasty. Droopy, saggy tits are even better. I'd love to find an asian 60+ that is thin and basically lets it all hang loose, but that seems like a unicorn. I'm looking for under 200, so as much as NYAF sounds amazing (read: Sara), I really don't mind older like Carmen, Vanity, or some other "experienced" provider that will help introduce me to some new things to celebrate the new year. Appreciate any suggestions. I'd try grannie Judy but the last few reviews sound brutal, and I'm not a fan of Kali. Thanks.
Granny, Judy’s a nice lady treat her nice best head on West 57th
 
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