Review: I just found heaven!!!

[Jackboner]

I don’t think any of these girls fucks for free, but these girls are human, I personally have had ladies at Fantasia, Asian Fantasy and AS, HG give back a tip or some of the fee. Stating they really felt a connection and enjoyed the time and really got off. It does happen!

I had the opposite experience at Star57 with Kiki the cunt. Performance and attitude was bad, so I couldn't wait to be out of there. I counted out 5 Jacksons from my wallet and handed it to her. She frowned and grabbed my wallet out of my hand to see if I had more $. I grabbed it back and shoved her backwards, hitting her in the shoulders. Not hard but with authority. She backed off. I gave her a warning and walked out on my own. She's a POS...

Lesson here is to have your dough already counted in separate rolls in different pockets. One roll for the house fee, another roll for the minimal tip, and another roll for an extra tip if earned. Also helpful to have all money in $10 bills.

 

[Jacbkk]

If we pop twice, she would refund us an extra $100 out of her pocket. These fake posts are getting out of hand.

 

[FriedFugu]

I would have believed this had this been his repeat fave. I have been with a provider that did let me "fuck for free", but under the knowledge that I was going to pay for it upon the next visit. And that was with someone I saw multiple times over the course of a long period, there's trust there.

THIS IS JUST LUDICROUS. First time free? Lmao, I don't even believe that even if the OP was Manuel Ferrara.

 

[WestchestersVeryOwn]

I want to believe this so bad but unfortunately from my previous experiences I can’t.

 

[Easrnyc]

I once did Greek with an Indian chick in ft lauderdale and she made a mess all over me, I flipped out and she gave me my money back. Does that count?

 

[Acheron45]

I once did Greek with an Indian chick in ft lauderdale and she made a mess all over me, I flipped out and she gave me my money back. Does that count?

I'd count it

 

[Jackboner]

Did you use a lubricated condom? If so, the lubricant may have acted like an enema, and well you know what happened next.....

 

[Easrnyc]

Did you use a lubricated condom? If so, the lubricant may have acted like an enema, and well you know what happened next.....

Yeah, And I still remember that smell to this day and it was a decade ago

 

[Mara_massage]

Let's all stop wasting time with this... it's clear this review was written while this dude took a hit of meth. One thing whores never do, is give you your money back after they've been fucked. I am pretty sure they teach that at whore101. All whores know. Its sacrilege.

HIALARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once had a session with a visiting Hungarian that was working for independent Red Lily. Maybe it was 2014. Very big girl (probably 5’10, at least 220lb), not conventionally attractive, but A for effort with the sexy outfit and dyed hair and girly tattoos. We clicked and I used every trick I knew on her and she apparently responded to every one (squirted on my face like a super soaker, and juices running down my thighs during doggy, making animal noises). Two pops for me (but it was the kind of sex that goes beyond busting a nut because the fucking and sucking itself is like a constant full body buzz) and we went 15 minutes over the hour and I had to ask for a second shower. So after I put my pants on i tried to round up the previously agreed $180 to $200 (feeling like maybe I was being a cheapskate) and she handed me $40 back and said “half hour price. see me again before I leave country.” I felt like the original pimp daddy.

Broke my heart she left the country before I got back there. I still look at ads hoping to see her.

Part of the reason I didn’t post a review at the time is because I didn’t think other mongers would believe me, anyway. Finally, I found the perfect place to boast of my luck and skill.

AWESOMESAUCE !!!!

 

[TeslaXD]

So this is the new Penthouse Letters thread?

 

[Sweeper0]

Sounds like plagiarism. Did you get this from penthouse letters?
I guess they will expand and hire you for the woman.

 

[Sweeper0]

Sorry teslaXD posted befor I saw your post

 

[oceanview]

I once did Greek with an Indian chick in ft lauderdale and she made a mess all over me, I flipped out and she gave me my money back. Does that count?

Are you serious? She shitted on your dick? Maybe you deserved it

 

[Nicksuperlover]

Soon. Soon. And only in pm. I’m sure we have eyes on us here.

Of course they do after you just painted a bullseye on them.

 

[Weeksum]

Lesson here is to have your dough already counted in separate rolls in different pockets. One roll for the house fee, another roll for the minimal tip, and another roll for an extra tip if earned. Also helpful to have all money in $10 bills.

I follow the same rules, I never show my wallet and how much cash I'm carrying with providers unless I've seen them multiple times and to some degree, trust them.

 

[capire]

Here it is not in private

Omg.. just had the craziest experience... been to this place 3 times... girls change every two weeks.. one hottie after the other this boss person is 3 for 3 so far.

I go in like always.. and I feel like the first time .. something is different about this time.. she was AMAZING LOOKING!! Just beautiful. I shower quick... She dries me we talk and we start slow... I stop her after 4/5 min. And I say “just do what you like baby, I want you to enjoy it with me”. She looks at me with them beautiful eyes, kisses me on the lips says “on baby, let’s have fun” and turns into another person, I could see it in her eyes and body. She just relaxed and I could feel the all the bs leaving her..

Before I know it we in 69.. for like 10 min.. she is loving it.. comes on my face.. I push my dick deeper in her mouth, she’s loving it and able to take it.. almost..

We are together for what felt like 2 hours... she’s riding me, front, back, up, down, on 4, on 2, every which way. Then does on her knees, and tell me “baby, cum on my face..”

I fake off the rubber, she cleans up the oil with a hot towel and puts me in her mouth.. like I never had before and trust me I had plenty real good ones. This one felt like I was in heaven, then she puts her hand where no one has been before, starts playing there..

I tell her it’s coming.. she takes it deeper att the way to the back...
I call her name, she take my dick out of her mouth and I let her have it all over her face and mouth.

My knees gave out and I fall back like real slow mo and she comes after me trying to hold my dick for more, she gets a hold and slide me in her mouth again and really makes sure I’m dry..

I say OMG this was the best sex I ever had.. she gets up goes behind the curtain, comes back with the money I gave her and says,”baby me too, you don’t pay. You come again no pay”..

As you can imagine, I’m already half dead and I just can’t belive what just happened here. I say “no. Please it’s yours, take it”. We go back and forward and she tell me “baby, if you don’t go now, me fuck You again, me wet”. I kiss her take the money and leave. (Knowing next time I go I leave the money and more under the pillow and text her that it’s there after I leave)

I’m siting here at this restaurant now writing this, needing to share this with anyone right now.. and trying to understand what just went down..

I text the boss, I say thank you, he/she text me back “ I heard u had fun” I reply “❤️“ and ask if they want me to share this place, he/she say “no”, they don’t want new client yet and they will text me when they ready.

So please don’t ask me to share this place publicly I won’t, not yet.

Just wanted to share this and get it off my chest.

good for you and please let us know the phone number or address!

 

[ndphx]

Here it is not in private

Omg.. just had the craziest experience... been to this place 3 times... girls change every two weeks.. one hottie after the other this boss person is 3 for 3 so far.

I go in like always.. and I feel like the first time .. something is different about this time.. she was AMAZING LOOKING!! Just beautiful. I shower quick... She dries me we talk and we start slow... I stop her after 4/5 min. And I say “just do what you like baby, I want you to enjoy it with me”. She looks at me with them beautiful eyes, kisses me on the lips says “on baby, let’s have fun” and turns into another person, I could see it in her eyes and body. She just relaxed and I could feel the all the bs leaving her..

Before I know it we in 69.. for like 10 min.. she is loving it.. comes on my face.. I push my dick deeper in her mouth, she’s loving it and able to take it.. almost..

We are together for what felt like 2 hours... she’s riding me, front, back, up, down, on 4, on 2, every which way. Then does on her knees, and tell me “baby, cum on my face..”

I fake off the rubber, she cleans up the oil with a hot towel and puts me in her mouth.. like I never had before and trust me I had plenty real good ones. This one felt like I was in heaven, then she puts her hand where no one has been before, starts playing there..

I tell her it’s coming.. she takes it deeper att the way to the back...
I call her name, she take my dick out of her mouth and I let her have it all over her face and mouth.

My knees gave out and I fall back like real slow mo and she comes after me trying to hold my dick for more, she gets a hold and slide me in her mouth again and really makes sure I’m dry..

I say OMG this was the best sex I ever had.. she gets up goes behind the curtain, comes back with the money I gave her and says,”baby me too, you don’t pay. You come again no pay”..

As you can imagine, I’m already half dead and I just can’t belive what just happened here. I say “no. Please it’s yours, take it”. We go back and forward and she tell me “baby, if you don’t go now, me fuck You again, me wet”. I kiss her take the money and leave. (Knowing next time I go I leave the money and more under the pillow and text her that it’s there after I leave)

I’m siting here at this restaurant now writing this, needing to share this with anyone right now.. and trying to understand what just went down..

I text the boss, I say thank you, he/she text me back “ I heard u had fun” I reply “❤️“ and ask if they want me to share this place, he/she say “no”, they don’t want new client yet and they will text me when they ready.

So please don’t ask me to share this place publicly I won’t, not yet.

Just wanted to share this and get it off my chest.

Wow awesome review. Thx
I Need to go there

 

[ndphx]

good for you and please let us know the phone number or address!

+1

 

[Zuckerman]

I went to this same place. It was awesome. I fucked this exact same chick, and after she came a few times, she left the room. She came back with the whole fucking cash register. She said, “that was best sex of my life, here is all my money, and now you fuck my friend.”

 

[Bolo1]

I went to this same place. It was awesome. I fucked this exact same chick, and after she came a few times, she left the room. She came back with the whole fucking cash register. She said, “that was best sex of my life, here is all my money, and now you fuck my friend.”