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Review: Helen

Saltnpeppa

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#8
She's on TNABoard, HappyHelen. I've seen her several times, will be posting a review soon - BWW, very worth it if you like sensual, mouth and hand action, FS available, but I don't partake
 

Ougotz

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I've met her at least 10 times, she's really great.
Thanks but just looking for a little clarity on looks....
Can you tell me what Helen looks like?
Everyone says she’s great but no one gives any details on looks. I don’t want to go through the hassle and she ends up being someone I’m not interested in. If she has huge boobs I can still be in up to a certain point. But if she’s like 400lbs and a blob, I’ll be grossed out and it’ll be a waste.
 

Porkchop

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Thanks but just looking for a little clarity on looks....
Can you tell me what Helen looks like?
Everyone says she’s great but no one gives any details on looks. I don’t want to go through the hassle and she ends up being someone I’m not interested in. If she has huge boobs I can still be in up to a certain point. But if she’s like 400lbs and a blob, I’ll be grossed out and it’ll be a waste.
Ok I’ll break it down and be as honest as possible.
This is just my opinion.
I’ve seen Helen numerous times.
For me she does an outstanding job for what I want. She gives a great massage. She is great at rimming, her BJ skill is top notch. She is more GFE than most girlfriends. I have traveled to Greece with her numerous times. She is all about pampering the guy.
Now for the not so flattering,
Would I be proud walking out of a bar with her, hell no!
She is large, very large. She has large tits but has the large belly. Her ass is YUGE!
I’d say she’s pushing 250 lbs?
Im not good with weight but I’m 200 lbs and she’s way larger than I am.
She isn’t very attractive, less appealing look alike of Stiflers mom.
You definitely aren’t paying good money to be with a supermodel.
I believe I’ve covered it all.
Any questions PM me.
 

Ougotz

Registered Member
Messages: 67
Reviews: 6
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Ok I’ll break it down and be as honest as possible.
This is just my opinion.
I’ve seen Helen numerous times.
For me she does an outstanding job for what I want. She gives a great massage. She is great at rimming, her BJ skill is top notch. She is more GFE than most girlfriends. I have traveled to Greece with her numerous times. She is all about pampering the guy.
Now for the not so flattering,
Would I be proud walking out of a bar with her, hell no!
She is large, very large. She has large tits but has the large belly. Her ass is YUGE!
I’d say she’s pushing 250 lbs?
Im not good with weight but I’m 200 lbs and she’s way larger than I am.
She isn’t very attractive, less appealing look alike of Stiflers mom.
You definitely aren’t paying good money to be with a supermodel.
I believe I’ve covered it all.
Any questions PM me.
Thank you!
 
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