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Review: Hazel Edwards

rainman62

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I just found this thread, been waiting over a year to think about posting my review of Hazel so I will now. Will be a bit lengthy, but it was that much of an unusual appointment perhaps the whole read might be worthwhile. I asked her for one request, could she put her hair in an up-do for the 'date'. I arrive at the location 10 minutes early and text her 'arrived', she answers she's still at home getting ready because of my request, kind of made me feel like I'm to blame. Nonetheless, I wait in the parking lot for the next 45 minutes, she texted me the same as she did for someone else, knock -50 (off the 400 at that time) for the inconvenience of running so late. Since I felt guilted into being the cause of lateness I said wouldn't think of it, I'll see that you get full fee.
From my car I see her arrive and walk in, holy heck she is smokin hot in painted on jeans and slutty heels! Let's me in side door of hotel and we go to room and get started. And when I say 'we' I actually mean 'she' begins. I'm thinking... don't you want to pay some attention to me? Instead she opens up this traveling suitcase of TOYS and begins working on herself. I'm like ...um ok, I guess I'll lay myself right here next to you and some mutual touching will commence? So at this point I'm wondering "is this the Tantric experience"? cause I am not entertained by this. Oh plus I forgot this part, she had put the TV on the movie preview channel that is continuously looping trailers, so for the entire hour I'm listening (at considerable volume) to the same 4 movie previews over, and over......
So I just keep forcing myself closer coming into more contact with her, finally pays off and she starts doing stuff to me, for a while but then it's right back to watching her pleasure herself. So it's approaching the hour and finally I start being more assertive to get something out of the visit for my benefit. It wasn't very sensual, literally no eye contact, and then the buzzkill phrase of "it's almost over the hour, I do have to get back home soon".
So my recap, super crazy cute for a 95 pound spinner, yes a bit scatter-brain (no lie, WHILE masturbating she spent 10 minutes telling me about her new Iphone & tablet deal that she couldn't get to sync correctly?!?) but based on an overall experience review, my night started a 5-star rating based on appearance but then slumped all the way down to a 1-star rating all in the matter of one hour. Sorry, not a recommendation from me.
 

vman1970

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Well either you tried to edit your review after clicking submit and this stupid site glitch deleted the entire thing, or you submitted a review with zero private details. One gets a "Whoops, this glitch sucks." The other gets a "Fuck off."
Always a master linguist :)
 

DaisyB

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I'm amazed this woman gets any interest. I've never read a positive review about her in years and it's always the same when it comes to her attitude/demeanor. The lady's a bitch plain and simple and her rates on top of that are just laughable. Shame cause with her body and looks she'd develop quite the following if she offered good service. What a waste.
 

Tony1179

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I'm amazed this woman gets any interest. I've never read a positive review about her in years and it's always the same when it comes to her attitude/demeanor. The lady's a bitch plain and simple and her rates on top of that are just laughable. Shame cause with her body and looks she'd develop quite the following if she offered good service. What a waste.
FULLY AGREED
 

Mac9th

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I'm amazed this woman gets any interest. I've never read a positive review about her in years and it's always the same when it comes to her attitude/demeanor. The lady's a bitch plain and simple and her rates on top of that are just laughable. Shame cause with her body and looks she'd develop quite the following if she offered good service. What a waste.
When I banged her off of SA we were originally going to do an afternoon incall at $, it took 3 or 4 separate attempts to get the schedule together. When I finally rented an outcall, she still showed up over an hour late, and got lost in the hotel stairwells. I had to go find her while we spoke on the phone.

she was hot, and smelled great. She was scatter brained and chatty. It was a quick service and her head game is crap. However, as Ive said before, her box was a hot wet industrial grad vise of a pussy. Top 5 I’ve ever dipped into. I twisted her up into a pretzel and plowed it out for 10-15 minutes tops. I couldn’t hold out. If someone put her box on my wife, I’d never stray
 

Jnj041

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I heard she is posting videos of her sessions on her OnlyFans
If you pull up the fan only page there's only three videos listed and they're only a couple seconds long. I don't think a whole lot can happen in a couple seconds amongst three different videos. To pay for that would be a total rip-off
 
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