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Review: Happy at Ocean

Steelhead

Steelhead

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Bust1out said:
Physical Description: A young Claudia Schiffer
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Why do you/did you even bother! So you're implying Happy has blonde hair, blue eyes and stands nearly 6ft tall,...
Maybe you could submit a revised review or post an entirely new one through your other account,.....
 
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Mooseknuckle29

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Like this place isn’t crowded enough already. There will be a line out the door with a deli wheel ticket system now! Last two times here was packed parking lot and long wait.
 
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Steelhead said:
Why do you/did you even bother! So you're implying Happy has blonde hair, blue eyes and stands nearly 6ft tall,...
Maybe you could submit a revised review or post an entirely new one through your other account,.....
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Ok so maybe she wasn't 6', didn't have blue eyes and blond hair, but her face and lips were all schiffer, you try and tell me what you think.....what other account you talking about?
 
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Ok I went to check it out. I had a different provider but passed the one described as Claudia In the hallway. if you were in a really dark room with eyes squinted and your glasses were off. You could see that her lips and smile is like Schaffer’s. She is thin and pretty enough. I saw 3 providers in the hall and my own for a total of 4. My provider was good also.
 
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i saw two girls that looked a like the picture of the staff on the website except that those pictures must have been taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 
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TagaV said:
Ok I went to check it out. I had a different provider but passed the one described as Claudia In the hallway. if you were in a really dark room with eyes squinted and your glasses were off. You could see that her lips and smile is like Schaffer’s. She is thin and pretty enough. I saw 3 providers in the hall and my own for a total of 4. My provider was good also.
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Thank you, yes the rooms are dark, yes my glasses were off, yes I was fantasizing it was Claudia with those lips....Steelhead do you read this review? Maybe you should stick to a MP & provider review instead of reviewing what others say.
 
Steelhead

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Bust1out said:
Steelhead do you read this review?
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Damn,.....review?,......is that what that was?
I guess I got confused, I thought I was responding to Bustanut

Bust1out said:
you try and tell me what you think
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Nah,....all for you.
I've been there, done that a while ago,... I've got no use for the place or the other location in Manville. Enjoy!
 
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] Moose(_"Like this place isn’t crowded enough already. There will be a line out the door with a deli wheel ticket system now!" )
Oh I'm sorry, did I let the secret out. Like nobody knows what goes on here from other reviews, just mine. ...If the provider provides great service, I like to share with my fellow whoremongers, nobody likes to end up wasting $ on a disappointing provider
 
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yanks5501

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TagaV said:
Ok I went to check it out. I had a different provider but passed the one described as Claudia In the hallway. if you were in a really dark room with eyes squinted and your glasses were off. You could see that her lips and smile is like Schaffer’s. She is thin and pretty enough. I saw 3 providers in the hall and my own for a total of 4. My provider was good also.
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Well, then don't wear your glasses in there and you will have Claudia give you the business.
 
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Bust1out said:
Title: Review: Happy at Ocean
Date: Oct 30, 2019
Phone: 7329528949
City: Sayreville
State: NJ
Location: Strip mall
Age Estimate: 24
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: A young Claudia Schiffer

Recommendation: Yes
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You sure you were the lead off?.. I'm pretty sure I was that morning. I was sitting in my car and saw an early monger,thinking this guy is just as early as me.Anyway barebacked and busted a ribbon in there. Hope it made for a nice breakfast.
 
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