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Review: Green Spa - Helen (new girl)

Massage Vet

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#42
Yes , agree . And some self pro-claimed to fame fat men get angry fast . Is maybe metabolic syndrome side effect .
He was talking about you, dummy.

Are you that stupid you dont know when someone is putting you down?

The day I need you for intel to a place that i have visited hundreds of times is the day my fat dick falls off.

Go find a new hobby, loser.
 

Stonecold

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Is this place next to Windsor car wash? There are like 4 amp’s in east Windsor with “green” in the title, I asked for a phone number earlier and got someone gave me the amp on Rt 33 which has green in the title also. Just trying to clarify which is which. Thanks
From the Vet’s original post. “Address: Next to windsor car wash on route 130 south.” Maybe read the whole post, re-read
Angry boy , Wrong , u now full of bull shitter .

I said she work Wed night . U say on thursday at 9.57 am " Helen is there today " . Later thursday u read my post and pretend to know it already about wed . But u know ur shit , i do not know my shit . Therefore , it is a big complement to u to be called full of shit .







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Hey asshole, how about posting a review? Any schmuck, as evidenced by you, can shit talk.
 

MoreAl

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From the Vet’s original post. “Address: Next to windsor car wash on route 130 south.” Maybe read the whole post, re-read

Hey asshole, how about posting a review? Any schmuck, as evidenced by you, can shit talk.
Thank u , what u want to know by the review : about who ? I can provide , what no any can know how i know .
 

Massage Vet

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Sorry to embarass u . Maybe ur BMI make u so angry . 30 , wow! Why u want my reviews , u know every .
Im 6 ft 1inch tall and way 220.
Im a big guy but not fat at all so i dont know if your talking about yourself,or what, but you really need to learn to talk and find a new site to spend your time on. No one here wants you here.
 

Massage Vet

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#51
The spell police is still here? I thought we told you to get lost weeks ago? Still can't find anything to do with your life except live and breathe my every comment?

Here's a real winner @ASHP585 he comes on a asian massage parlor review board to correct my mispelled words.

I'll tell you guys. We are lucky to have such valuable input here.

Maybe we can change the website url to www.reviewsspellcheck.com or is that .cum?

You idiots on here that can't write a whole sentence and yet @ash hole doesnt say anything to them.

How bad do you really want to suck my dick?
 

ASHP585

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Lol. I don't say anything to them because they don't jump around acting like a cocky scumbag to anybody else. I'm just gonna tell you, I don't like that shit, so I'll call you on it every time I happen to come across it. No doubt, we'd probably get along fine if you just curbed that belief that you are a god among men around these parts.

And contrary to your belief, I am pretty sure not nearly as many people are infatuated with your dick as you imagine. Have a great night.
 

Massage Vet

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I don't like that shit, so I'll call you on it every time I happen to come across it./QUOTE]

Lol, I dont like that shit. Im going to spell check you everytime because Im jealous of you. Ill call you on it everytime so you can notice me. Look at me I matter too, scumbag. Geez.
You sound like a little bitch.
Get off my dick, lady.
Im here to rep all my yr ue hobbiest that go to the amp's and give and want good intel for the enjoyment of this hobby.

What are you here for, Ash hole? To act like a girl and spell check?

Im sure everyone here, including all the weirdos that cant even pitscwords together, appreciate your efforts.

Please leave this site to the guys that make use of it for the right reason.

You and the other lonely guys can go start a www.lonelyguysreviews.com.

Sweet dreams little lady.
 

ASHP585

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While everybody enjoys the hobby, I am pretty sure most of us are actually proud it isn't our greatest accomplishment in life.

I'm just saying, for the amount of time you apparently spend in it, and the amount of time you spend correcting other hobbyists who don't fit inside your little box or hail your status, you sir, might be the one who's lonely. Food for thought.
 

Massage Vet

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While everybody enjoys the hobby, I am pretty sure most of us are actually proud it isn't our greatest accomplishment in life.

I'm just saying, for the amount of time you apparently spend in it, and the amount of time you spend correcting other hobbyists who don't fit inside your little box or hail your status, you sir, might be the one who's lonely. Food for thought.
Well. A lot of the hobbiest on this site, the ladies and mamasans know me in the real world. Not just this sorry little realm were any asshole comes along with their idiotic comments or their amazing spell check abilities.

My greatest accomplishments in life would land with my three beautiful kids, my beautiful Asian wife of eighteen plus years, and my three companies. One of which is based internationally in Thailand were I spend a lot of time hobbying as well.

But, yes, I am proud of my accomplishments in this hobby as well.

The thousands of beautiful women that I have spent many a times with in a sexual manner and also turning their less fortunes into better situations.

This hobby, for me, has never been about needing to get laid. Sure, Im addicted to Asian women and this hobby is a sure fire way of having endless sexual encounters with so many sweet ladies.

But, I was never one to have any trouble finding free ass.

Many of these same sweet ladies I have helped with addition employment, addition means of finances, and in some cases even better places to rest their heads.

In fact, currently, one of the sexiest mid 40's chinese lady anyone has ever laid their eyes on is one of my personal assistances that accompanies me to many of my over night business meetings.

She used to be the hottest (IMO) youngest mamasan in all of CNJ for a short time.

She lost her store and was in a bad way. So I was there to help and in turn she helps me in many ways.

So I am proud when she gets tears in her eyes and thanking me over and over.

Yes I am proud that I have Financial Power that puts me in the front of the AMP world.

Why wouldnt I be proud?

Ive worked hard all my life and have had very good fortune.

Im still very young andcam proud that I will continue on for so many years.

Yes I have the best of both worlds and I live my life to the fullest every day.

So yes Im proud that I can fuck the new little chinese girl at such and such spa today right in her ass and finish in her mouth.

That same girl just might be getting a thousand dollar bonus tip after spending a weekend in Vegas with me were she ate, drank, bathed in a jacuzzi, partied all weekend for free, got the shit fucked out of her and got paid for it.

Yes, Im proud that she tells me, after, that it was the best weekend of her life and she is lucky.

So, Yes Im very proud of all of the things I do because Im proud that I do what makes me happy and I live life to the fullest.

The one thing I know for sure I couldnt even begin to imagine what being "lonely" feels like.

But if I tried I would say maybe its like when your biggest thrill in life is to login to an amp review website and spell check and criticize another guys posts because you wish you were him?

I'm just saying....Food for thought?
 

MoreAl

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Well. A lot of the hobbiest on this site, the ladies and mamasans know me in the real world. Not just this sorry little realm were any asshole comes along with their idiotic comments or their amazing spell check abilities.

My greatest accomplishments in life would land with my three beautiful kids, my beautiful Asian wife of eighteen plus years, and my three companies. One of which is based internationally in Thailand were I spend a lot of time hobbying as well.

But, yes, I am proud of my accomplishments in this hobby as well.

The thousands of beautiful women that I have spent many a times with in a sexual manner and also turning their less fortunes into better situations.

This hobby, for me, has never been about needing to get laid. Sure, Im addicted to Asian women and this hobby is a sure fire way of having endless sexual encounters with so many sweet ladies.

But, I was never one to have any trouble finding free ass.

Many of these same sweet ladies I have helped with addition employment, addition means of finances, and in some cases even better places to rest their heads.

In fact, currently, one of the sexiest mid 40's chinese lady anyone has ever laid their eyes on is one of my personal assistances that accompanies me to many of my over night business meetings.

She used to be the hottest (IMO) youngest mamasan in all of CNJ for a short time.

She lost her store and was in a bad way. So I was there to help and in turn she helps me in many ways.

So I am proud when she gets tears in her eyes and thanking me over and over.

Yes I am proud that I have Financial Power that puts me in the front of the AMP world.

Why wouldnt I be proud?

Ive worked hard all my life and have had very good fortune.

Im still very young andcam proud that I will continue on for so many years.

Yes I have the best of both worlds and I live my life to the fullest every day.

So yes Im proud that I can fuck the new little chinese girl at such and such spa today right in her ass and finish in her mouth.

That same girl just might be getting a thousand dollar bonus tip after spending a weekend in Vegas with me were she ate, drank, bathed in a jacuzzi, partied all weekend for free, got the shit fucked out of her and got paid for it.

Yes, Im proud that she tells me, after, that it was the best weekend of her life and she is lucky.

So, Yes Im very proud of all of the things I do because Im proud that I do what makes me happy and I live life to the fullest.

The one thing I know for sure I couldnt even begin to imagine what being "lonely" feels like.

But if I tried I would say maybe its like when your biggest thrill in life is to login to an amp review website and spell check and criticize another guys posts because you wish you were him?

I'm just saying....Food for thought?
Hahahahaha .... nice fiction . On moral development scale , u still at 1 . Two more steps to go . And cannot spell . Hahahaha . U make up everything to embelish ur self image .

But wait....u say to us.....we are in the presence of god . But god does not have bmi of 30 , tai pang zi , and god and accomplished men do not need to tell others of their accomplishments to attempt to impress . Unless all shit , horse shit . You know shit , u tell us that....and u full of it .

I got a list for u .
 

MoreAl

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Lol. I don't say anything to them because they don't jump around acting like a cocky scumbag to anybody else. I'm just gonna tell you, I don't like that shit, so I'll call you on it every time I happen to come across it. No doubt, we'd probably get along fine if you just curbed that belief that you are a god among men around these parts.

And contrary to your belief, I am pretty sure not nearly as many people are infatuated with your dick as you imagine. Have a great night.
Yes . He is self obsessed . Narcissist . And horse shitter . Same on SH .
 

MoreAl

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The spell police is still here? I thought we told you to get lost weeks ago? Still can't find anything to do with your life except live and breathe my every comment?

Here's a real winner @ASHP585 he comes on a asian massage parlor review board to correct my mispelled words.
OMG . U misspelled misspelled....hahahahahahaha .

U come on asian massage board and think weigh is the same as way . Maybe you lost ur weigh on the weigh to the amp.....go the other way .........hahahahaha...... u don't know is what the correct word .
 
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