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Review: Gold Spa - Mimi

aceofclubs

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no offense but why are you going to Gold Spa and getting that service? If I was Mimi I'd feel kinda cheated on tip to be honest... if all you want is basic service maybe you should go elsewhere
How about I follow you into a restaurant and I’ll judge what you order? Who are you to say what I should and shouldn’t be in the mood for? I’ve been around this a long time friendo. If I want to get a handy…I will. If I want to fuck…I will. I didn’t feel like fucking and I was in the mood for a massage. I have to justify that to you? “No offense but…” doesn’t protect your neck because you don’t MYOB and want to tell others how to ride.
 

rottie

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How about I follow you into a restaurant and I’ll judge what you order? Who are you to say what I should and shouldn’t be in the mood for? I’ve been around this a long time friendo. If I want to get a handy…I will. If I want to fuck…I will. I didn’t feel like fucking and I was in the mood for a massage. I have to justify that to you? “No offense but…” doesn’t protect your neck because you don’t MYOB and want to tell others how to ride.
I was thinking about it from Mimi's POV, not mine. I don't give a crap, so no need to get all defensive man. But go ahead, rant and rave and go into a diatribe.
 

aceofclubs

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I was thinking about it from Mimi's POV, not mine. I don't give a crap, so no need to get all defensive man. But go ahead, rant and rave and go into a diatribe.
You don’t give a crap, yet you offer the unsolicited opinion that maybe I shouldn’t go there and reaffirm that by suggesting I go somewhere else. Very preachy. Every AMP has a menu. You all want to eat steak, that’s fine but if I want to enjoy other aspects of the place, don’t judge me and what I want. So where am I allowed to go that meets your qualifications if I want to get a handy from a good looking Asian in a nightie or lingerie Mr. Moral Compass?

If you’re so concerned about Mimi’s POV, I’ll offer my unsolicited opinion. I’m sure she doesn’t want to be fucking a dozen dicks a day if she had the choice including yours or mine so no need to worry about her feeling cheated. Pretty sure she already feels cheated about her life situation.

Don’t be surprised when someone presents a defensive diatribe when you start a response with “No offense but…”. It’s the lamest cop out and you don’t get a pass. I suggest to stop telling others where they should and shouldn’t go and what they should and shouldn’t do based on what you do.
 

rottie

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You don’t give a crap, yet you offer the unsolicited opinion that maybe I shouldn’t go there and reaffirm that by suggesting I go somewhere else. Very preachy. Every AMP has a menu. You all want to eat steak, that’s fine but if I want to enjoy other aspects of the place, don’t judge me and what I want. So where am I allowed to go that meets your qualifications if I want to get a handy from a good looking Asian in a nightie or lingerie Mr. Moral Compass?

If you’re so concerned about Mimi’s POV, I’ll offer my unsolicited opinion. I’m sure she doesn’t want to be fucking a dozen dicks a day if she had the choice including yours or mine so no need to worry about her feeling cheated. Pretty sure she already feels cheated about her life situation.

Don’t be surprised when someone presents a defensive diatribe when you start a response with “No offense but…”. It’s the lamest cop out and you don’t get a pass. I suggest to stop telling others where they should and shouldn’t go and what they should and shouldn’t do based on what you do.
Instead of doing what you're doing and taking it personally, you could have said the middle part... "hey I want basic service but I don't dig the lame white pants and lack of touching at those type of places.." Ok, that's an answer. Instead you have to act like a baby and get all butt-hurt.
 

aceofclubs

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Your card was pulled and you didn’t like it. You started the dialogue and still insist on being preachy. Take that same energy and apply it to learning how to speak to people.
 

aceofclubs

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There are a few people that order salad at kfc, or seafood at steak house. It is your money sure, but illogical from both seller and buyer’s perspective.
Seriously…what is so illogical about it? All cute analogies but no substance. I wouldn’t go as far as ordering a salad at KFC but EVERY AMP, LMP, RMP offers a menu. According to the steak/fish contingent, everybody should buy steak and it’s stupid to buy anything else on the menu. That’s is what is just silly. Why bother having a menu then? I still haven’t heard any legitimate responses to the question if someone was in the mood to get jerked by slutty dressed Asians, where would you go? That’s because there isn’t anywhere in between. Still not a valid reason to tell someone not to go an AMP. I guess calling out a shitty attitude that wasn’t asked for is a bigger affront.
 

Bestc19

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Seriously…what is so illogical about it? All cute analogies but no substance. I wouldn’t go as far as ordering a salad at KFC but EVERY AMP, LMP, RMP offers a menu. According to the steak/fish contingent, everybody should buy steak and it’s stupid to buy anything else on the menu. That’s is what is just silly. Why bother having a menu then? I still haven’t heard any legitimate responses to the question if someone was in the mood to get jerked by slutty dressed Asians, where would you go? That’s because there isn’t anywhere in between. Still not a valid reason to tell someone not to go an AMP. I guess calling out a shitty attitude that wasn’t asked for is a bigger affront.
 

Bestc19

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My friend you are absolutely correct on what is the point of asking for a menu I hear you there....I will make sure when I go to McDonald's I will order a Big Mac but to please not include the burger on it and then I will order a large coke but I only want ice....my friend these places are exactly what I just mentioned...they are the MCDONALDS of massage parlors....GO TO A LEGIT PLACE AND GRAB A BIG MAC AFTERWARDS ALL OFFENSE ON YOU!....by the way I don't like Mimi WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH DFKING EEEK...is kiki ever coming back or is she still on paid vacation ...yea right...
 

12mikey.nyc

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Seriously…what is so illogical about it? All cute analogies but no substance. I wouldn’t go as far as ordering a salad at KFC but EVERY AMP, LMP, RMP offers a menu. According to the steak/fish contingent, everybody should buy steak and it’s stupid to buy anything else on the menu. That’s is what is just silly. Why bother having a menu then? I still haven’t heard any legitimate responses to the question if someone was in the mood to get jerked by slutty dressed Asians, where would you go? That’s because there isn’t anywhere in between. Still not a valid reason to tell someone not to go an AMP. I guess calling out a shitty attitude that wasn’t asked for is a bigger affront.
There are tug places. Or pay Mimi the full tip as she could have serve the full menu at full tip for someone else. Like talking to a stonewall. We don’t care what u think and vice versa.
 

aceofclubs

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There are tug places. Or pay Mimi the full tip as she could have serve the full menu at full tip for someone else. Like talking to a stonewall. We don’t care what u think and vice versa.
So stand up on the table and tell everyone at Jean Georges to order the most expensive thing on the menu otherwise it’s not fair to the workers and owner. It’s an interesting debate but you fail to see the white knight, my way or the highway attitude. The real analogy is that I reviewed Pistacchio ice cream and because you all might like a brownie sundae, I should go somewhere else. You all sound really silly telling someone how and where they should get off and spend their own money.
 

Gej

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So stand up on the table and tell everyone at Jean Georges to order the most expensive thing on the menu otherwise it’s not fair to the workers and owner. It’s an interesting debate but you fail to see the white knight, my way or the highway attitude. The real analogy is that I reviewed Pistacchio ice cream and because you all might like a brownie sundae, I should go somewhere else. You all sound really silly telling someone how and where they should get off and spend their own money.

Have you seen Jenny at swan? She's rub and tug. Big tittied and all.
 

12mikey.nyc

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So stand up on the table and tell everyone at Jean Georges to order the most expensive thing on the menu otherwise it’s not fair to the workers and owner. It’s an interesting debate but you fail to see the white knight, my way or the highway attitude. The real analogy is that I reviewed Pistacchio ice cream and because you all might like a brownie sundae, I should go somewhere else. You all sound really silly telling someone how and where they should get off and spend their own money.
It is your money. Burn it. I don’t give a F
 

NSL4ever

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So stand up on the table and tell everyone at Jean Georges to order the most expensive thing on the menu otherwise it’s not fair to the workers and owner. It’s an interesting debate but you fail to see the white knight, my way or the highway attitude. The real analogy is that I reviewed Pistacchio ice cream and because you all might like a brownie sundae, I should go somewhere else. You all sound really silly telling someone how and where they should get off and spend their own money.
That place is so good.
 
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