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Review: FitNCute French Bridgette
- Thread starter jgould570
- Start date
She is definitely not 50, closer to 65. It was many moons ago, and I did meet up with her twice (yikes), first time it was for a body rub (below average skills, she had a rough touch and I couldn't wait for it to be over), second time she offered more but I could not bring myself to pull the trigger so I just asked her to leave because she tried a very hard upsell. She had the most annoying attitude and expected to be fawned over as if she was a young beauty. I remember she also had the audacity to compare herself to Brigitte Bardot in looks. The reality is that she had a scrawny body, her skin had the appearance of an old apple that's been sitting on a shelf decomposing (read - no tone, or firmness to it), she had a businesslike and brusque way about her, no sensuality at all. Saggy everywhere, her appearance was reminiscent more of a Jim Henson character from "The Dark Crystal". A shrill woman, contentious in nature and combative as well. Very small tits, shrivelled ass, stringy hair, not very skilled in applying makeup and zero sense of style in her wardrobe. She was not fit and she was not cute. That was over a decade ago so you can do the math. I very much doubt that the years have been kind to her.
Dear reader, you may be asking yourself if she was that awful then why did I see her twice? Well, it was a long time ago and I was in the middle of a very dry spell. That's what having a dick does to you, my friend.
Dear reader, you may be asking yourself if she was that awful then why did I see her twice? Well, it was a long time ago and I was in the middle of a very dry spell. That's what having a dick does to you, my friend.